daveakl Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 I'm a Goldman Sachs CEO. I thought this would be a good thread idea since I just got my bonus and some of you don't understand why I deserve it. I know there are "experts" out there who have questions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corcaigh Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 How does Ben Bernanke like it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABQCOWBOY Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 I'm a Goldman Sachs CEO. I thought this would be a good thread idea since I just got my bonus and some of you don't understand why I deserve it. I know there are "experts" out there who have questions. Wow! 31 is pretty young to be a CEO at a company like Goldman Sachs. Congratulations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveakl Posted April 1, 2010 Author Share Posted April 1, 2010 How does Ben Bernanke like it? Usually foul line extended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Why do you deserve your bonus ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveakl Posted April 1, 2010 Author Share Posted April 1, 2010 Wow! 31 is pretty young to be a CEO at a company like Goldman Sachs. Congratulations. Thanks, I worked hard, got us a lot of new business through bundling securities in new ways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveakl Posted April 1, 2010 Author Share Posted April 1, 2010 Why do you deserve your bonus ? Because I made my company and it's share holders a lot of money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Is the bull market on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corcaigh Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Are the skills required for your other job as a rhinoceros dung handler at the Smithsonian identical to those required for CEO? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveakl Posted April 1, 2010 Author Share Posted April 1, 2010 Is the bull market on? On like Donkey Kong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corcaigh Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Because I made my company and it's share holders a lot of money. There's a black and white Chinese bear with a gun that would like to talk to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chipwhich Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 You look so much older in your picture on the goldman sachs website. How do you manage that hair? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 On like Donkey Kong That does it,Sell:pfft: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveakl Posted April 1, 2010 Author Share Posted April 1, 2010 Are the skills required for your other job as a rhinoceros dung handler at the Smithsonian identical to those required for CEO? I am not sure what you mean by that. I am in NYC and the Smithsonian is in DC. You can clearly see to the left of my post that I am in NYC and not DC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
War Paint Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 So, who was/is your favorite puppet? Bush or Obama? How much more looting of the american people do you plan on doing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveakl Posted April 1, 2010 Author Share Posted April 1, 2010 You look so much older in your picture on the goldman sachs website. How do you manage that hair? VO5 Hot Oil!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveakl Posted April 1, 2010 Author Share Posted April 1, 2010 So, who was/is your favorite puppet? Bush or Obama? How much more looting of the american people do you plan on doing? I don't think either was a puppet. Bush did great things loosening regulations. Obama has done a wonderful job selling his health care which will allow us to drop our coverage and pass it onto the gov't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy Burner Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Corzine is now working for a rival as CEO. Traitor or friendly rival? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 You look so much older in your picture on the goldman sachs website. How do you manage that hair? It's not real hair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveakl Posted April 1, 2010 Author Share Posted April 1, 2010 Corzine is now working for a rival as CEO. Traitor or friendly rival? friendly rival Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forehead Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 1. How big is your house? 2. Will you adopt me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chipwhich Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 It's not real hair Hey now that's Donnie Osmond, you can't fool me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aszumilo Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Did Carl Icahn kiss you when he screwed you? Has he even called you or sent you flowers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The 12th Commandment Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Have you ever met one of the little people? And no, we don't like being called midgets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveakl Posted April 1, 2010 Author Share Posted April 1, 2010 1. How big is your house?2. Will you adopt me? 2500 sq ft condo no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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