ACW Posted June 22, 2010 Author Share Posted June 22, 2010 :cool::cool2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACW Posted June 27, 2010 Author Share Posted June 27, 2010 Anyone see Expendables trailer during the World Cup game yesterday? Confirmed R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinfan133 Posted June 27, 2010 Share Posted June 27, 2010 Machete looks hilariously entertaining! Expendables I'm not as excited to see, but it should be entertaining none the less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsburySkinsFan Posted June 27, 2010 Share Posted June 27, 2010 Well, i think it's safe to say that the dialogue won't be much to write home about.~Bang Ya think!! I've seen the previews for this several times and to me it smacks of the classic Hollywood mistake of trying to hard. Heck that cast line-up looks like something Dan Snyder would put together if he were in Hollywood. Prediction: There will be a drinking game with this film that goes something like; every time there is a cheesy one-liner "I'll be back", "He went to pieces" you have to take a drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACW Posted June 27, 2010 Author Share Posted June 27, 2010 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0985694/ Holy smokes what a cast: -Trejo -M. Rodriguez :drool: -Alba -De Niro -Lohan -Cheech -Jeff Fahey (LOST fans know him as Frank Lapidus) -Don Johnson -The Avellan twins from Grindhouse (the babysitters) :ladiesman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted June 27, 2010 Share Posted June 27, 2010 Austin 3:16 baby! MAN, it has been a long time since I'veuttered those words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted June 27, 2010 Share Posted June 27, 2010 Machete looks awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califan007 The Constipated Posted June 27, 2010 Share Posted June 27, 2010 hIxcVzwLR1k&hd=1 :rotflmao: Look at the cast! "Introducing" Don Johnson lol :rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duckus Posted June 27, 2010 Share Posted June 27, 2010 I remember them filming Machete right by my work for several weeks. They were using the Texas State Capital. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACW Posted June 28, 2010 Author Share Posted June 28, 2010 So yeah, I think I'll be seeing BOTH opening day :yes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsburySkinsFan Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 "Introducing" Don Johnson lol :rotflmao: Oh my goodness that looks about as slap-stick as anything I've ever seen. I honestly can't tell if it's supposed to be serious or satirical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACW Posted June 28, 2010 Author Share Posted June 28, 2010 Oh my goodness that looks about as slap-stick as anything I've ever seen. I honestly can't tell if it's supposed to be serious or satirical.It's by a co-director of Grindhouse, and was originally a fake trailer there. What do you think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsfan07 Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 Machete looks CLASSIC! Can't wait to see it! And Expendables should be great as well. Finally some good action movies to look forward too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsburySkinsFan Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 It's by a co-director of Grindhouse, and was originally a fake trailer there. What do you think? Ahhh that puts it into perspective; gratuitous violence with a script written by an 8th grader. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACW Posted June 28, 2010 Author Share Posted June 28, 2010 Ahhh that puts it into perspective; gratuitous violence with a script written by an 8th grader. Something like that :ols: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KDawg Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 Great. now I'm all amped up for the Expendables. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 that machete trailer is SO close to the original grindhouse trailer. Stole a few scenes directly from the grindhouse one, edited a couple others, and replaced a few. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACW Posted July 7, 2010 Author Share Posted July 7, 2010 http://www.aintitcool.com/node/45169 Damn BTW, a scene had to be cut from "Expendables" to get the 15 rating: http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/story/gory-scene-cut-from-the-expendables_1151529 That's the British version. That scene will remain here in the states, part of the R-rating for "strong action and bloody violence throughout, and for some language." :cool2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACW Posted July 10, 2010 Author Share Posted July 10, 2010 :cool: Saw these before Predators (also worth seeing) :cool2: 46QYvKy1kVw&hd=1 7WsbxzbKBK8&hd=1 Both Alba and Rodriguez :thud: EDIT: Identical twin nurses with guns: That's gotta be SOMEONE'S fantasy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACW Posted July 12, 2010 Author Share Posted July 12, 2010 dMDC76D9l94&hd=1 You can take your :puke: Nicholas Sparks films, emo vampires, and other chick flicks. It's time for REAL men to take over the theaters again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACW Posted July 12, 2010 Author Share Posted July 12, 2010 That Expendables trailer is fan-made Still true though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACW Posted July 19, 2010 Author Share Posted July 19, 2010 Stallone on Letterman tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACW Posted July 23, 2010 Author Share Posted July 23, 2010 sdDhJ4W8-L8&hd=1&hd=1 Don't **** with Statham Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACW Posted July 23, 2010 Author Share Posted July 23, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2aAaMqOC2c&hd=1&hd=1 :notworthy Tits and ass, check. Non-nude hotties? Check. Profanity, check. Gore, check. Ridiculously awesome cameos? Check. Hot twins with guns? Check. A man getting his intestines pulled out and used as a rope? Check Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2aAaMqOC2c&hd=1&hd=1 :notworthy Tits and ass, check. Non-nude hotties? Check. Profanity, check. Gore, check. Ridiculously awesome cameos? Check. Hot twins with guns? Check. A man getting his intestines pulled out and used as a rope? Check There are no words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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