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It's NattyLight 'bout to set off in the late night,

Lay down the pipe to fly my kite in this butter knife fight.

I understand why you're mad at me, I would be too if I didn't

Smoke on the choka like me, understand the gift to be free

To breath the air around me see....

I ball out geographically, Sometimes psychopathethically,

But You're f****n broke, socio-economically.

How you want to step to this? Caught your ass-frozen like Miley Cirrus suckin' dick.

I'm sick. I need to go bed immediately. I'm on my 12th beer and ran out of speed ya see? Tell transformers to come to Georgia Tech if they want the real Bumble Bee. Cause the real boobies bounce, and like dracula, I'm spectacular at taken body counts...and I'm out.

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Every last rhyme on this thread was weak

Ima hit this verse hard like I do to my freaks

So many bustas wanna talk hard through the keys

See them in person and I'll have'm on they knees

Talkin 'bout 'yo bleed...be cool...be easy'

I be like 'na *****, **** you, I aint weezy'

I'm Ibleed, the truth, the lyricist...

But today you'll bleed, you punk ***** impressionist

You can take my lead and follow my words

You'll still be a *****, just one in my herd

Stop me, fight me, do what you can

You can't stop me I'm the gingerbread man

Cause my dick is so sweet and my pockets so fat

I just ****ed your girl and made another stack

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Hey, I'm drunk so **** y'all punks.

You all ain't **** and y'all ain't monks.

Pieces of **** cause y'all is bunk.

Speak weak **** while I get crunk.

Talk mad **** to every last one.

Talk mad **** cause y'all are dumb.

This rappin' thin is kind of fun.

But you stupid hoes realize I just won.

Peace ****es.

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Gotta full assault and battery on my boy bleed BnG.

Representin' da G-burg, he prolly bleed'n HIV.

It's not that he made a wrong decision in his life,

It's prolly that the goats are just hotter than his wife.

Nowa, I'm notta PETA-pan, sayin' I'm better than you.

I'm justa Playa saying I've ****ed more models than you have glued.

Don't mean to admin the pimp slap on a school night,

But after a week of drinkin' the creature, all I can do is write.

I talk like Hellen Keller, rap like a basement dweller,

****'d your evil step-sisters, they call me Mr. Cinderella.

Not bad for a white fella, I tell ya,

Step to the school of rap so I can expel ya.

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Gotta full assault and battery on my boy bleed BnG.

Representin' da G-burg, he prolly bleed'n HIV.

It's not that he made a wrong decision in his life,

It's prolly that the goats are just hotter than his wife.

Nowa, I'm notta PETA-pan, sayin' I'm better than you.

I'm justa Playa, saying I've ****ed more models than your boys have glued.

Don't mean to admin the pimp slap on a school night

But after a week of drinkin' all I can do is write.

I talk like Hellen Keller, rap like a basement dweller,

**** your evil step-sisters, they call me Mr. Cinderella.

Not bad for a white fella, I tell ya,

Step to the school of rap so I can expel ya.

that was hot!!!!

Hot fire! He spit hot fire!

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Gotta full assault and battery on my boy bleed BnG.

Representin' da G-burg, he prolly bleed'n HIV.

It's not that he made a wrong decision in his life,

It's prolly that the goats are just hotter than his wife.

Nowa, I'm notta PETA-pan, sayin' I'm better than you.

I'm justa Playa, saying I've ****ed more models than you have glued.

Don't mean to admin the pimp slap on a school night

But after a week of drinkin' all I can do is write.

I talk like Hellen Keller, rap like a basement dweller,

**** your evil step-sisters, they call me Mr. Cinderella.

Not bad for a white fella, I tell ya,

Step to the school of rap so I can expel ya.

Callin me out...with a name like NattyLight?

Use a scared *****, are you sure its not nightlight

Yeah, you right, I got all kinds of HIV,

Hands in vagina, also known as your moms *****

She was definitely the GOAT during our 69

That why I call her, the 'Greatest Of All Time'

Now just because it says 'Jenna's life like vagina'

Doesn't mean you ****ed a model, that **** was made in China

Mr. Cinderalla, is that your tranny name?

So you tuck your penis in and hide in shame?

I thought you were a teacher or was that just an act

Oh wait, your blind and def, and a busta at that.

Let me get off here cause real men have to work

I'll let your mom know you said hi, right after we twerk

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Callin me out...with a name like NattyLight?

Use a scared *****, are you sure its not nightlight

Yeah, you right, I got all kinds of HIV,

Hands in vagina, also known as your moms *****

She was definitely the GOAT during our 69

That why I call her, the 'Greatest Of All Time'

Now just because it says 'Jenna's life like vagina'

Doesn't mean you ****ed a model, that **** was made in China

Mr. Cinderalla, is that your tranny name?

So you tuck your penis in and hide in shame?

I thought you were a teacher or was that just an act

Oh wait, your blind and def, and a busta at that.

Let me get off here cause real men have to work

I'll let your mom know you said hi, right after we twerk

oh ****!!!!!!!

Yo we def need to start a tourney b/c that little battle right there was tyte!

My vote goes to you Bng. Because of this line. "Yeah, you right, I got all kinds of HIV, Hands in vagina, also known as your moms *****....."

straight nasty with it!!!!

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oh ****!!!!!!!

Yo we def need to start a tourney b/c that little battle right there was tyte!

My vote goes to you Bng. Because of this line. "Yeah, you right, I got all kinds of HIV, Hands in vagina, also known as your moms *****....."

straight nasty with it!!!!

Haha, tight and thanks.

I have to give him this one though..."I'm justa Playa saying I've ****ed more models than you have glued."

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Tight BnG gotta beddy-bye edit on the way.

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NattyLight, Now Let's breakdown the name for which you encounter.

Sit back, relax, and pour some knowledge from my hip-hop decanter.

Natural is a function or conjunction to feeling at home,

A feeling you'll never feel with only 10 chromosomes.

Natty is a contraption, in action; clean or dapper,

Even in darkness the Natty dread is a rapper.

Light let's mongoloid's unite in a fight with solar powered flash lights,

To bite their own ear off, as the masses laugh their ass off.

Rhymes elementary like vaccine for you're whooping cough.

Cant get too crazy at 2AM, I live in sin,

'cause my girls gonna know I'm f&*&& drunk again.

She's teacha, and I'm sure glad to meetcha, and there's my sign...

Next time we meet, you'll be the child left behind.

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yo i'm comin straight outta K STREET

crazy mother ****er named BD

chillin in my office desk sippin iced coffee

flows so cold you need to back up off me

no backspacing just writing what i think

this text so bright it should be in hyperlink

wake up to see y'all wanna start a tourney

how yall white boys gonna beat me go and sing some journey

cuz when it comes to rappin i'm the best you've ever heard

i'm typing you're sitting there thinkin of a word

if you aint beleive my **** is written this fast

check my profile for when i posted last

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yo i'm comin straight outta K STREET

crazy mother ****er named BD

chillin in my office desk sippin iced coffee

flows so cold you need to back up off me

no backspacing just writing what i think

this text so bright it should be in hyperlink

wake up to see y'all wanna start a tourney

how yall white boys gonna beat me go and sing some journey

cuz when it comes to rappin i'm the best you've ever heard

i'm typing you're sitting there thinkin of a word

if you aint beleive my **** is written this fast

check my profile for when i posted last

Ah, Buenos Diaz, que haces amigo?

Ima take ya to school, ven conmigo

Grab a pad, a pen, and a spicey burrito

Mexican ass *****, go make me a taquito

See its just too easy to bust on hispanics

Like I busted in your girl, but wait don't panic

She is already pregnant, and its not mine

Crazy ass latinos, this kid makes 9

Rollin around in old as Corollas

Siempre boracho drinkin Coranas

Flames on the side and spinner hub caps

Stupid ass looney tunes on ghey ass mud flaps

I really need to lay off my very own peeps

Cause Ima see'em one day rolllin on the street

And they yellin "Oye, maricon, que estas hablando?"

And I say "**** you suckas, tu espso me esta mamando"

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Ibleed gonna come in here and make it racial

but my flow is out of this world from here on just call me spacial

that makes sense since you think that i'm foreign

but damn let me wrap it up i'm busy in another thread ragging on lauren

you better be careful before you end up banned

i fight dirty homes fill your eyes with sand

you talking about busting my girl and not being yours

**** that makes it easier for me not to have send in child support

**** yeah we have babies and theyre never aborted

****ing with me your career gonna end up shorted

but coming at me like that i gotta ask what you snorted

ah **** it let me solve this faster i'mma get you deported

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you can wait all you want for honorary hog

ask any of the es'ers hanging on his log

but truth of the matter he aint say nothing specific

rhymes so generic i aint see nothing prolific

how can you respect a fan of reed doughty

white boys rappin **** is this growin up gotti?

this is an official call out post

hopefully i dont get banned for this roast

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Ibleed gonna come in here and make it racial

but my flow is out of this world from here on just call me spacial

that makes sense since you think that i'm foreign

but damn let me wrap it up i'm busy in another thread ragging on lauren

you better be careful before you end up banned

i fight dirty homes fill your eyes with sand

you talking about busting my girl and not being yours

**** that makes it easier for me not to have send in child support

**** yeah we have babies and theyre never aborted

****ing with me your career gonna end up shorted

but coming at me like that i gotta ask what you snorted

ah **** it let me solve this faster i'mma get you deported

I can make it about anything you like or want

How would you like to be served, from the rear or the front

Go run to the Random Thought thread where your ****es are at

Them nasty ass hos, lookin like they got hit by a baseball bat

But I know how you roll, chasin ass with your keys

Pimpin on facebook and myspace, n***a please

You are preyin on these attention needing hos

Like you sweat your boy Kanye, and his whack as flow

You can look up to me, and talk about what I rap

This is ES *****, go have a Smoot Smack

Cause thats all you is, just a loud as busta

Go sit in the corner, back up, and shut up

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Let me take a sec, to talk about **** that goes on here

Grown as men sweatin Colt like a bunch of queers

Talkin 'bout swagger, and "it", like its something hes got

Like a dealer on the street, when he is slangin the rock

JC is hated on as bad as that dude Romo sits to pee

I ain't goin there, to easy, I got more though

Like how Romo sits to pee has Jessica but no playoff win to show

He rather focus his efforts on her and run off to Mexico

Crying after a fumble, that was his first playoff loss

The true Cowboy killa, is my mian man Moss

Enough with "Hey, so and so was realesed..."

Should we, could we, I'll pass, next please

You know thats Danny's dream

To buy a Super Bowl win, instead of building a team

So enough with all the bull ****, lets support the 'skins

Enough negativity, all we all want are wins

I can't wait until the season starts

So I don't have to read OldSkools posts, that crazy old fart;)

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Let me take a sec, to talk about **** that goes on here

Grown as men sweatin Colt like a bunch of queers

Talkin 'bout swagger, and "it", like its something hes got

Like a dealer on the street, when he is slangin the rock

JC is hated on as bad as that dude Romo sits to pee

I ain't goin there, to easy, I got more though

Like how Romo sits to pee has Jessica but no playoff win to show

He rather focus his efforts on her and run off to Mexico

Crying after a fumble, that was his first playoff loss

The true Cowboy killa, is my mian man Moss

Enough with "Hey, so and so was realesed..."

Should we, could we, I'll pass, next please

You know thats Danny's dream

To buy a Super Bowl win, instead of building a team

So enough with all the bull ****, lets support the 'skins

Enough negativity, all we all want are wins

I can't wait until the season starts

So I don't have to read OldSkools posts, that crazy old fart;)

yo that lines so old cuz JC is takin us to da Superbowl

im tired of spitin game to the trashy JC haters you all should see what he can do when da teams healthy, except ur blindsided like ur grandmother

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yo i gotta tell you boys

man yo **** is WEAK

Is it gonna take a GIRL

to bring all the dope-ass beats?

Yeah I got boobs, I got thighs, I got hips

But I also got a tongue that knows how to spit

hot game on you fools, get ready for this

y'all about to be schooled by a chick

You may know me as MissU, Robin, or just another damn Bitc-

But a rose by any other name don't mean ****

This is just a preview, I'll be back to respond

But get your game face ready, it's about to be on

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yo i gotta tell you boys

man yo **** is WEAK

Is it gonna take a GIRL

to bring all the dope-ass beats?

Yeah I got boobs, I got thighs, I got hips

But I also got a tongue that knows how to spit

hot game on you fools, get ready for this

y'all about to be schooled by a chick

You may know me as MissU, Robin, or just another damn Bitc-

But a rose by any other name don't mean ****

This is just a preview, I'll be back to respond

But get your game face ready, it's about to be on

Boobs, thighs, and hips?

You tryin to turn me on with that ****?

You should know its rude to spit,

Good girls swallow you dumb *****.

You ain't takin no one to school with them weak ass rhymes,

Sounds like you dropped out, and need to learn some of mine,

Who cares about your name, do you even have a face?

Cause all ****es are, are just a **** to take back to my place

So go on trickin in the streets,

Dome'n guys out in their backseats,

Cause a ***** is best served cold

Like how you just got beat by my beats

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