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buenosdiaz

By buenosdiaz
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Toe Jam

Toe Jam

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She knows who got game, and it ain't her beau.

Not only can't you rap, you type too ****in slow.

I gotta run, she just sent me a Twitter.

Sweet. Booty call. Scuse me while I go hit herrrrrrr!!!!!!!

:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

omg.. i can't stop laughing.

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CRobi21

CRobi21

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ST's sauce is weak like a mild french dip,

And the talkin gon' stop once I bus' his lip.

He come across the middle like he's Brian Moorman,

I'm strong like his namesake, so I'll see him to the door, man.

Punk *****es come and go, all of 19 years old,

Old enough to be yo' daddy, yo' pre-K rhyme I scold,

Yo probably got a Civic wit' trash can exhaust,

Makin' mo' noise den you in dis battle you lost.

Move over for the Bentley, the class of this field,

Sit down and take some notes on a rhyme that's real.

Go ahead and call me "pops" or a "clueless old cracka."

You're girl is a pool table and I'm gonna rack her.

She knows who got game, and it ain't her beau.

Not only can't you rap, you type too ****in slow.

I gotta run, she just sent me a Twitter.

Sweet. Booty call. Scuse me while I go hit herrrrrrr!!!!!!!

:hysterical::hysterical:

I just got served.

IF that was directed at me...

:hysterical:

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Travdaskin

Travdaskin

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travdaskin i'm gonna go ahead and respond

i hope it doesnt get in the way of you and tj's bond

keep sucking him off i'll start to call you stan

but dont get it twisted I'm an ES legend like mass skins fan

this battle thing is becoming too easy

fact of the matter i'mma start calling it sleezy

i aint take you serious as soon as you mentioned weezy

but i gotta go your moms expecting my homecoming like my name was yeezy

Look at buenosdiaz, ok son u grew a pair

Imma have to hang u though, so be prepared to have your shoes up in da air

Also dat mom thing was wack, my ego is as big as Yeezy, u gon have to come harder den dat

You a legend? if you are then you about to get broke in by a rookie

B**** I know u probably at home waitin for ya mom to give you milk n cookies

Weezy isn't da best out

You think imma joke, DUDE U BETTA GET YA VEST OUT, or you can take dat garbage an alternate route

N who am I sucking off? Dude, wit dat gay rhyme, I have to assume wit da spanish name u got, dirty sanchez aint to far away

I wont kill you yet though, I save my best flows for last, n trust me it will have you in dismay

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SonOfWashington

SonOfWashington

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Yo I heard a ring-a-ling on my telephone

They tell me TJ's blowin up like Yellowstone

And that honorary_hog is layin it down quick

I guess he took a break from Reed Doughty's dick

So I opened this thread, I jizzed in my pants

And then I heard all the ladies' chants

For SonOfWashington to come and bring the hurt

They need a true champion, a real expert

To come and lay it down, and bust a rhyme

Or two so peace out Toe Jam, it's bedtime.

Son.

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Teller

Teller

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Dont oink the hustle!!

Big Mike found the door, guess it was marked in braille,

Cause even he can see, 'gainst me his ****'s frail.

Followin' Dale Jr. like a lost puppy dog,

And gettin' served on ES by Mr. DJ Hog.

My rhyme is white hot like a San Diego fire,

His is limp like Dom Deluise and just as quickly expires.

But I gotta respect; at least he goes to church,

When he comes in, steada 'Norm' everybody yells "Luuuuurcccchhh!!!!"

Yeah, *****, I just rang. Come back if you can.

Or join the otha suckas 'cross Redskin land.

I laid out ST, step up and be next.

Too bad this doesn't pay, cause I'd be cashin all da checks.

I gotta jet. Junior just showed up.

He's askin me fo classes about runnin Cup.

Speakin of which, hope you've gotta cup too.

Yo boy da Hog, just emasculated you.

What.

:cool2:

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Travdaskin

Travdaskin

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ST's sauce is weak like a mild french dip,

And the talkin gon' stop once I bus' his lip.

He come across the middle like he's Brian Moorman,

I'm strong like his namesake, so I'll see him to the door, man.

Punk *****es come and go, all of 19 years old,

Old enough to be yo' daddy, yo' pre-K rhyme I scold,

Yo probably got a Civic wit' trash can exhaust,

Makin' mo' noise den you in dis battle you lost.

Move over for the Bentley, the class of this field,

Sit down and take some notes on a rhyme that's real.

Go ahead and call me "pops" or a "clueless old cracka."

You're girl is a pool table and I'm gonna rack her.

She knows who got game, and it ain't her beau.

Not only can't you rap, you type too ****in slow.

I gotta run, she just sent me a Twitter.

Sweet. Booty call. Scuse me while I go hit herrrrrrr!!!!!!!

Who uses Twitter? O yea NOBODIES USE TWITTER

Myspace is where it's at, you know where everything aglitters

I'm not gon call you pops, what are you self-conscious about ya age

I don't worry myself wit old people, I already know they are kinda low in the water gauge

Yeah I said you ain't got that much in ya tank

C wit me, I am full of energy, I never draw blanks

Booty call, are you sure you can hit right?

I'm 18 baby, my stick like magic DYNAMITE!!!

Your 35 tryin to rap, what you trying to do, be hip?

Rap is a young mans game, people now-a-days get hit with full body clips

Toe Jam says you can take me?

HA! My rhymes come hard and real correct, so I would advise you to flee, on the count to 3

1, 2, 3, YALL KNOW WHO THE REALEST OF EMCEES, ME!!!

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Sticksboi05

Sticksboi05

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Is this a real rap battle, man get on my level

I AM Legend, just call me Robert Nevel

Don't think I own the throne, man you better believe it

This contest is the moment and I'm going to seize it

Now let me drop a few rhymes that you're gonna be pleased with

Yeah Kobe got a ring, but that's still only four

Two more, before he's even knockin' on Michael's door

My rhymes compared to yours is like B.I.G. to Pac

Cause on the east coast, we know who was runnin' the block

I'll just leave it at that, your rhymes are wack

As bad as the idea of signing Plax

FO-REAL...

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CRobi21

CRobi21

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My name is David, I like flying kites.

Maybe after that, we can go ride bikes.

I like Dragonball Z, I know all the characters too.

You may not like them, but hey thats you.

My friend likes Poke'mon, and Pikachu.

But the last time we battled, I said Goku will kill you.

But he denied, and the battle commensed.

In a quick to minutes, my friend was finished.

Then we had a sleep over, it was lots of fun.

We pranked call Liz, but she just hung up.

I had 4Mountain Dews, I stayed up til 3.

I reached in my pocket and started tugging at my ween.

I proceeded to my friends mom room, where I found her asleep.

I taped her mouth shut, and told her "Don't make a peep."

The babies' due in a few months, I don't know what to do.

But at least I knew Goku could beat the **** outta Pikachu.

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SkinsKin26

SkinsKin26

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Haha, good stuff gentlemen. Here are a couple lines as I wait for my food.

You Guys Are Funny, But You're Too Nice And Simple/

The Only Time Y'all "Pop" **** Face To Face Is In The Mirror "Bustin' Your Pimples"/

I Live Big And Let The Lines Flow As I Sip~Cognac/

People Think I Work For "Pringles" From The Way My "Chips~Stack"/

I'll Let Y'all Know Once Not To Rout~This~Sinner/

Cause The Only "Place" Y'all Could Take Me Is "Out~To~Dinner"/

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RammsteinSkins

RammsteinSkins

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My name is David, I like flying kites.

Maybe after that, we can go ride bikes.

I like Dragonball Z, I know all the characters too.

You may not like them, but hey thats you.

My friend likes Poke'mon, and Pikachu.

But the last time we battled, I said Goku will kill you.

But he denied, and the battle commensed.

In a quick to minutes, my friend was finished.

Then we had a sleep over, it was lots of fun.

We pranked call Liz, but she just hung up.

I had 4Mountain Dews, I stayed up til 3.

I reached in my pocket and started tugging at my ween.

I proceeded to my friends mom room, where I found her asleep.

I taped her mouth shut, and told her "Don't make a peep."

The babies' due in a few months, I don't know what to do.

But at least I knew Goku could beat the **** outta Pikachu.

:notworthy :notworthy WINNER!
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The Villi Phanatic

The Villi Phanatic

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Eh, I know you cats were just messing around and I'm rusty as **** and dealing with side effects of these meds but I felt like throwing up a quick rhyme:

I do this **** easily even if I gotta shake off the rust.

Beating me? Didn't your mom tell you to lay off the dust.

I slay yall and crush any cats dropping, raps locked in

As my pen sprays leaving cats covered in ink like Chad Johnson.

Yall lack options, looking shook, it's goodnight cowards

Cause I'm too strong when I post like Dwight Howard.

I'm running this rap biz, time to hand the grammy over

Cause my rhymes show up dope years later like Sammy Sosa.

I command like Hova, rap like Kool G and spit like Big

So it should be no surprise when I split ya wig.

I'm dissin kids, ridiculous with the flows and rhymes.

Beating cats on my off days and charging them for overtime.

You should know the signs like Mel Gibson, time to give in

Before your rhymes get ripped in half and you're left a victim.

I'm dissin competition, this is my kingdom, everybody sit

And recognize I'm in charge of the House like Cuddy is.

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