buenosdiaz Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Searched and couldnt find and well...im bored at work sooo lets do it yo yo its buenosdiaz on the mic about to kick it off find me a better thread right now before you start to scoff if anythign we can kill some freaking time with a little bit of rhymes and besides this flows acidic like im vomiting some limes but let me pass the mic to one of my es teammates you know you'd rather rap than read what else tj hates go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RammsteinSkins Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 We need a beat. *skip badoop bchoo choo wooo wooo hoooooOHHHHHHHH* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOF44 Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Toe Jam gonna ownz dis thang!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buenosdiaz Posted June 16, 2009 Author Share Posted June 16, 2009 i guess y'all ran scared when you saw BD started the thread nobody could possibly have more creativity locked up in his head my threads are classics like three stripes and hard tops every other rhyme so crazy your jaw drops! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toe Jam Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 i guess y'all ran scared when you saw BD started the threadnobody could possibly have more creativity locked up in his head my threads are classics like three stripes and hard tops every other rhyme so crazy your jaw drops! ya really asking for it today, dawg, but that's okay why you here when u should be at the ghey pride parade? it's just a question, i ain't afraid of what you might say but damn diaz.. these little raps are so lame i limit your response before you even spit it you been in the closet and so lying is a given but answer this for me, it's jus a little riddle why bother with a sex change when ur **** is so little? ah come on man, don't take it so bad but you in rap is like a jew in iran it would be wrong to be nice, tell you a lie so simply put you simply suck- medic, get the ice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Travdaskin Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Yo buenosdiaz your rhymes are worse than Cam'ron's Crime Pays song Imma beast with this rappin thing like Lil Wayne would say IMMA MONSTA im just to strong Now go ahead move along, this thread has been sold to its rightful owna Dont get all scared now, u shoulda known betta, now after im thru wit ya u gon need a blood dona N wat creativity, all u did was drop 4 bars I guess if u can spit 4 bars now-a-days u are considered to be dope, ya know so good dat u actually believe ur on mars Da rap game needs to be takin ova, I ain't hova, instead of D.O.A. imma have to come up wit D.O.B.D., BUENOS NOCHES MUTHA F**** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Travdaskin Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 I tried, Toe Jam your good man... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toe Jam Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Yo buenosdiaz your rhymes are worse than Cam'ron's Crime Pays songImma beast with this rappin thing like Lil Wayne would say IMMA MONSTA im just to strong Now go ahead move along, this thread has been sold to its rightful owna Dont get all scared now, u shoulda known betta, now after im thru wit ya u gon need a blood dona N wat creativity, all u did was drop 4 bars I guess if u can spit 4 bars now-a-days u are considered to be dope, ya know so good dat u actually believe ur on mars Da rap game needs to be takin ova, I ain't hova, instead of D.O.A. imma have to come up wit D.O.B.D., BUENOS NOCHES MUTHA F**** manure in a sewer, rats and you you're all related, share a home, and smell like poo this view can't be skewered, admit the truth what else could smell that bad up in the booth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toe Jam Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 I tried, Toe Jam your good man... Nah. I just like to mess around. Your ish was dope tho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACW Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 :munchout: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Travdaskin Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Nah. I just like to mess around.Your ish was dope tho. I see what your talking about now I didn't read your whole rap out good enough lol... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 MC Cracker up in 'is *****, And you know I gotta scratch that only Hunny can itch, Or maybe Huly or Skinslove, or eastman too! Shoot at this point jrock I might be comin for you! Sike, kiddin, big boy back down! I'm goin after Torch gonna turn her around! Cause I'm pretty damn sure she can learn to like boys! And if not I'll tie her up and just won't give her a choice! Cause I got game, in all da right spots, And I paid close attention makin Boy Scout knots! Wit my boy TLC mackin by my side, Scopin out all da honeys fo' a one-ball ride! Cause once ya go Uni, ya nevah go back! And once ya go Sassy, nevah 'gin go black! And once ya go Mikey, ya always git hurt! And once ya go Babs, ya puke down yo shirt! But it takes all kinds to make my ES crew, And fo' a hundred million dollahs wouldn't trade a one of you! OK, maybe I would, jus' don't wanna be a **** (d-word) though, Still ya gots to wonder what we could get for Predictooooooooooo.... Werd. (Ya mothas right here. I'll tell her.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buenosdiaz Posted June 16, 2009 Author Share Posted June 16, 2009 damn and i was trying to keep this **** friendly toe jam stepping up to the plate but BD is deadly every rap battle turn into the same gay old jokes seriously is this because of the facebook pokes i swear i dont respond to anyone dont take it to heart but keep coming at me with that you better off on the BARTT cuz you dont stand a chance like a parapalegic damn i aint mean to take it there you know i aint mean it but anyways i'm gonna let you chill out in star city think about what you say next like youre at a bar ****ty cuz you say the wrong thing and i'll make you sob everyone tj really stands for i give toe jobs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonOfWashington Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 I just opened this thread and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obibyn23 Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Ay Yi Yi:doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRobi21 Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Yall ES *****es like brochili, I chew you up spit you out, and go do wheelies on my kawasaki. *****in and fussin, yall punk ******* get scared you'll get in trouble for cussin. That's why I always do me, keep it real to the fullest. I slapped TK in the mouth, yet yall still think he's the coolest. TJ is lame, look at his name, I don't know whether to smack him or let him get treated by one of my dames. This thread is garbage, I'm outty. Yall kiss my feet the next time you see me, Peace G. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buenosdiaz Posted June 16, 2009 Author Share Posted June 16, 2009 travdaskin i'm gonna go ahead and respond i hope it doesnt get in the way of you and tj's bond keep sucking him off i'll start to call you stan but dont get it twisted I'm an ES legend like mass skins fan this battle thing is becoming too easy fact of the matter i'mma start calling it sleezy i aint take you serious as soon as you mentioned weezy but i gotta go your moms expecting my homecoming like my name was yeezy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Travdaskin Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 manure in a sewer, rats and youyou're all related, share a home, and smell like poo this view can't be skewered, admit the truth what else could smell that bad up in the booth? I smell bad up in the booth, o so u can do betta than this? C I normally don't diss, but if im the poo, then u the piss I share my home wit nobody, only the realest reside wit me Im so big, u couldn't even touch me without I.D. My livin is to bomb all these fake, garbage a** emcees N u callin me a rat, aight then Toe Jam, u kno wat you are den, U DA CHEESE I can't tell the difference between you and all the wack rappers now-a-days, wtf are yall siamese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buenosdiaz Posted June 16, 2009 Author Share Posted June 16, 2009 i'm the future of the board like i'm typing in the cult of colt i think i set a record for fastest win like hussein bolt if y'all are wondering let me tell you the crown is mine it sounds like im some of yall still typing in t9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoSkins561 Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Where is the Mayor and the DTC when you need them. (if I remember correctly the last rap battle thread was a real hit) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toe Jam Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 WTF. You guys are serious? lol. Alright. We'll do this your way. :saber: We need to set up a tourney. I ain't gonna sit here and blast you chickens for no reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toe Jam Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 i'm the future of the board like i'm typing in the cult of colti think i set a record for fastest win like hussein bolt if y'all are wondering let me tell you the crown is mine it sounds like im some of yall still typing in t9 Dam Diaz.. why didn't you tell me you could rhyme? All those nights we had... you never mentioned it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buenosdiaz Posted June 16, 2009 Author Share Posted June 16, 2009 Dam Diaz.. why didn't you tell me you could rhyme?All those nights we had... you never mentioned it. haha i actually only rhyme from my office space Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 ST's sauce is weak like a mild french dip, And the talkin gon' stop once I bus' his lip. He come across the middle like he's Brian Moorman, I'm strong like his namesake, so I'll see him to the door, man. Punk *****es come and go, all of 19 years old, Old enough to be yo' daddy, yo' pre-K rhyme I scold, Yo probably got a Civic wit' trash can exhaust, Makin' mo' noise den you in dis battle you lost. Move over for the Bentley, the class of this field, Sit down and take some notes on a rhyme that's real. Go ahead and call me "pops" or a "clueless old cracka." You're girl is a pool table and I'm gonna rack her. She knows who got game, and it ain't her beau. Not only can't you rap, you type too ****in slow. I gotta run, she just sent me a Twitter. Sweet. Booty call. Scuse me while I go hit herrrrrrr!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoSkins561 Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 I remember lmao at this thread. http://www.extremeskins.com/showthread.php?t=25725&highlight=rap+battle&page=3 Isn't the mayor posting on ES again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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