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Searched and couldnt find

and well...im bored at work sooo lets do it

yo yo its buenosdiaz on the mic about to kick it off

find me a better thread right now before you start to scoff

if anythign we can kill some freaking time with a little bit of rhymes

and besides this flows acidic like im vomiting some limes

but let me pass the mic to one of my es teammates

you know you'd rather rap than read what else tj hates

go!

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i guess y'all ran scared when you saw BD started the thread

nobody could possibly have more creativity locked up in his head

my threads are classics like three stripes and hard tops

every other rhyme so crazy your jaw drops!

ya really asking for it today, dawg, but that's okay

why you here when u should be at the ghey pride parade?

it's just a question, i ain't afraid of what you might say

but damn diaz.. these little raps are so lame

i limit your response before you even spit it

you been in the closet and so lying is a given

but answer this for me, it's jus a little riddle

why bother with a sex change when ur **** is so little?

ah come on man, don't take it so bad

but you in rap is like a jew in iran

it would be wrong to be nice, tell you a lie

so simply put you simply suck- medic, get the ice

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Yo buenosdiaz your rhymes are worse than Cam'ron's Crime Pays song

Imma beast with this rappin thing like Lil Wayne would say IMMA MONSTA im just to strong

Now go ahead move along, this thread has been sold to its rightful owna

Dont get all scared now, u shoulda known betta, now after im thru wit ya u gon need a blood dona

N wat creativity, all u did was drop 4 bars

I guess if u can spit 4 bars now-a-days u are considered to be dope, ya know so good dat u actually believe ur on mars

Da rap game needs to be takin ova, I ain't hova, instead of D.O.A. imma have to come up wit D.O.B.D., BUENOS NOCHES MUTHA F****

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Yo buenosdiaz your rhymes are worse than Cam'ron's Crime Pays song

Imma beast with this rappin thing like Lil Wayne would say IMMA MONSTA im just to strong

Now go ahead move along, this thread has been sold to its rightful owna

Dont get all scared now, u shoulda known betta, now after im thru wit ya u gon need a blood dona

N wat creativity, all u did was drop 4 bars

I guess if u can spit 4 bars now-a-days u are considered to be dope, ya know so good dat u actually believe ur on mars

Da rap game needs to be takin ova, I ain't hova, instead of D.O.A. imma have to come up wit D.O.B.D., BUENOS NOCHES MUTHA F****

manure in a sewer, rats and you

you're all related, share a home, and smell like poo

this view can't be skewered, admit the truth

what else could smell that bad up in the booth?

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MC Cracker up in 'is *****,

And you know I gotta scratch that only Hunny can itch,

Or maybe Huly or Skinslove, or eastman too!

Shoot at this point jrock I might be comin for you!

Sike, kiddin, big boy back down!

I'm goin after Torch gonna turn her around!

Cause I'm pretty damn sure she can learn to like boys!

And if not I'll tie her up and just won't give her a choice!

Cause I got game, in all da right spots,

And I paid close attention makin Boy Scout knots!

Wit my boy TLC mackin by my side,

Scopin out all da honeys fo' a one-ball ride!

Cause once ya go Uni, ya nevah go back!

And once ya go Sassy, nevah 'gin go black!

And once ya go Mikey, ya always git hurt!

And once ya go Babs, ya puke down yo shirt!

But it takes all kinds to make my ES crew,

And fo' a hundred million dollahs wouldn't trade a one of you!

OK, maybe I would, jus' don't wanna be a **** (d-word) though,

Still ya gots to wonder what we could get for Predictooooooooooo....

Werd.

(Ya mothas right here. I'll tell her.)

:)

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damn and i was trying to keep this **** friendly

toe jam stepping up to the plate but BD is deadly

every rap battle turn into the same gay old jokes

seriously is this because of the facebook pokes

i swear i dont respond to anyone dont take it to heart

but keep coming at me with that you better off on the BARTT

cuz you dont stand a chance like a parapalegic

damn i aint mean to take it there you know i aint mean it

but anyways i'm gonna let you chill out in star city

think about what you say next like youre at a bar ****ty

cuz you say the wrong thing and i'll make you sob

everyone tj really stands for i give toe jobs

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Yall ES *****es like brochili, I chew you up spit you out, and go do wheelies on my kawasaki.

*****in and fussin, yall punk ******* get scared you'll get in trouble for cussin.

That's why I always do me, keep it real to the fullest.

I slapped TK in the mouth, yet yall still think he's the coolest.

TJ is lame, look at his name, I don't know whether to smack him or let him get treated by one of my dames.

This thread is garbage, I'm outty. Yall kiss my feet the next time you see me, Peace G.

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travdaskin i'm gonna go ahead and respond

i hope it doesnt get in the way of you and tj's bond

keep sucking him off i'll start to call you stan

but dont get it twisted I'm an ES legend like mass skins fan

this battle thing is becoming too easy

fact of the matter i'mma start calling it sleezy

i aint take you serious as soon as you mentioned weezy

but i gotta go your moms expecting my homecoming like my name was yeezy

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manure in a sewer, rats and you

you're all related, share a home, and smell like poo

this view can't be skewered, admit the truth

what else could smell that bad up in the booth?

I smell bad up in the booth, o so u can do betta than this?

C I normally don't diss, but if im the poo, then u the piss

I share my home wit nobody, only the realest reside wit me

Im so big, u couldn't even touch me without I.D.

My livin is to bomb all these fake, garbage a** emcees

N u callin me a rat, aight then Toe Jam, u kno wat you are den, U DA CHEESE

I can't tell the difference between you and all the wack rappers now-a-days, wtf are yall siamese

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i'm the future of the board like i'm typing in the cult of colt

i think i set a record for fastest win like hussein bolt

if y'all are wondering let me tell you the crown is mine

it sounds like im some of yall still typing in t9

Dam Diaz.. why didn't you tell me you could rhyme?

All those nights we had... you never mentioned it.

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ST's sauce is weak like a mild french dip,

And the talkin gon' stop once I bus' his lip.

He come across the middle like he's Brian Moorman,

I'm strong like his namesake, so I'll see him to the door, man.

Punk *****es come and go, all of 19 years old,

Old enough to be yo' daddy, yo' pre-K rhyme I scold,

Yo probably got a Civic wit' trash can exhaust,

Makin' mo' noise den you in dis battle you lost.

Move over for the Bentley, the class of this field,

Sit down and take some notes on a rhyme that's real.

Go ahead and call me "pops" or a "clueless old cracka."

You're girl is a pool table and I'm gonna rack her.

She knows who got game, and it ain't her beau.

Not only can't you rap, you type too ****in slow.

I gotta run, she just sent me a Twitter.

Sweet. Booty call. Scuse me while I go hit herrrrrrr!!!!!!!

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