Stiggs Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 Why I am voting Democrat! I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending MY MONEY than I would. I think when you spread the wealth around it is good for everybody! It’s Patriotic! I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. All profits are evil and should be confiscated for Government Redistribution. I'm voting Democrat because I believe that MORE Government regulations and higher taxes on Business will stop Business from exporting their jobs to Countries with LESS Government regulations and lower taxes. I'm voting Democrat because I believe terrorists should be allowed to have trials in American courts. And be able to subpoena top secret documents, soldiers, government officials, etc. to cross examine for their defense. They should have ACLU lawyers who can help intimidate Americans who serve on the juries! I'm voting Democrat because I believe Gay Marriage should be the law of the land and will probably produce better children. I'm voting Democrat because I believe English should not be the official language of the United States. I don’t mind pushing one for English when I use the phone. I'm voting Democrat because I believe partial birth abortion is okay but water boarding a terrorist is disgusting. I'm voting Democrat because I believe having a domestic terrorist like Bill Ayers as a close friend is a good thing. It allows for great relations with foreign terrorists. I'm voting Democrat because I believe in a FREE government health care system. I believe doctors, nurses, hospitals, drug companies, etc. will gladly donate their time, products, services, facilities, etc. for FREE and that will be a better system. I'm voting Democrat because I believe in and support trial lawyers, frivolous lawsuits and outrageous jury verdicts. I'm voting Democrat because I believe 9/11 was an inside job to con the American people to go to war for oil. I'm voting Democrat because I believe social security is solvent and that there is a social security lock box and I don’t believe social security is a Ponzi scheme. I'm voting Democrat because I believe MOST AMERICANS are bitter and cling to their guns and religion. Let’s rid our country of guns and religion! I'm voting Democrat because I believe illegal aliens deserve all the rights of ordinary Americans plus some additional rights Americans do not have. I'm voting Democrat because I believe corporations should pay higher taxes! I believe higher taxes on business will make the price of their products and services LESS EXPENSIVE. I'm voting Democrat because I believe groups like ACORN who register felons, drug addicts, wino’s, homeless drifters, illegal aliens, dead people, children, fictional Disney characters, etc. makes my vote count more. I'm voting Democrat because I believe celebrating the winter solstice shows compassion for the small minority of people that do not celebrate Christmas. I'm voting Democrat because I believe hard core criminal murders and rapists deserve life and that the innocent unborn deserve death. It’s a choice I can live with. I'm voting Democrat because I believe Bush caused Hurricane Katrina and he blew-up the levies in the ninth ward of New Orleans. I'm voting Democrat because I believe that any one who is not partaking in one of the many wonderful government programs obviously has too much money and should pay higher taxes. I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq the terrorists will be happy and now think of us as good people. I'm voting Democrat because I believe our soldiers are AIR RAIDING villages and killing innocent people. I'm voting Democrat because I believe sex in the Oval Office with an intern is a private matter and that everybody lies under oath about sex. I'm votin Demokrat becuse I wus edumkated at a publick sckrool. I lik da Natsionel Edukatshun Assoseeashun! I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as it does not offend people. Can’t we all just get along? I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits are wrong. I believe higher taxes on oil companies will produce lower prices at the pump. I'm voting Democrat because I believe we need to rid ourselves of dependency on foreign oil, BUT I AM AGAINST offshore drilling for oil and natural gas, drilling in Anwar, building nuclear power plants and clean coal technology. And finally, I'm voting Democrat because I believe Reverend Wright when he said “GODDAMN AMERICA” and “OUR CHICKENS ARE COMING HOME TO ROOST”. Hey let’s make a comfortable nest for those chickens! Why are you voting Democrat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooked Crack Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 Thanks for your vote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsHokieFan Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 :doh: I thought we stopped posting email forwards on here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnyderShrugged Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 sounds like something from little green footballs or the free republic sites. I'd rather see an explanation of why one should vote for one of the 2 annointed candidates over one that inspires to vote against. Truth is, both suck. Vote 3rd party, send a message, stick to your core values. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 I visited Vermont recently and realized just how much variation there is in types of maple syrup and how many things you can put syrup on. Pork chops and syrup for example is pretty good. More did you know Ben and Jerry's ice cream graveyard has more than 100 flavors of ice cream that they've put to rest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 I visited Vermont recently and realized just how much variation is on maple syrup and how many things you can put syrup on. Pork chops and syrup for example is pretty good. people in prison say that syrup is an aprhodisiac. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USS Redskins Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 :rotflmao: That was the best thread I have read on here in weeks. I can see the left scrambing all over google looking for the republican one at this moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsfan07 Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 Thanks for your vote big guy. Every vote counts if we're going to get Obama elected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticVillain Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 Why are you voting Democrat? Because I am black. To be serious though, I am voting Democrat because I don't trust a man who can't give me a high five. Ok for real this time. I just don't want to repeat the last eight years for four more years, and I don't want Pailin to become president if something happens to McSame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#98QBKiller Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 To be serious though, I am voting Democrat because I don't trust a man who can't give me a high five. Ouch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 I visited Vermont recently and realized just how much variation there is in types of maple syrup and how many things you can put syrup on. Pork chops and syrup for example is pretty good.More did you know Ben and Jerry's ice cream graveyard has more than 100 flavors of ice cream that they've put to rest? I would love to go to the B&J store. That would be like my Mecca. And about the syrup, damn boy, you are missing out. Try mixing raisins, apples, bourbon and maple syrup together and cooking on low heat for 45 minutes and put that on a chop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 Because I am black.To be serious though, I am voting Democrat because I don't trust a man who can't give me a high five. Ok for real this time. I just don't want to repeat the last eight years for four more years, and I don't want Pailin to become president if something happens to McSame. There you go, think of the past and hope to change the future.:doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desioreo87 Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 Im voting democrat because i actually care about people and their problems. Im voting democrat because i don't think people should die just because they don't have money. those are my main reasons but i like your list of 40 or whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnyderShrugged Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 Im voting democrat because i actually care about people and their problems.Im voting democrat because i don't think people should die just because they don't have money. those are my main reasons but i like your list of 40 or whatever. I trust that you arent actually saying that those who dont vote democrat dont care about people and their problems? Or that poor people will die without a Dem president? silliness:silly: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurd Cudins Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 I'm voting democrat because the Republicans represent people like the OP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prophet Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 I don't want to work anymore, and still get paid... Can I vote democrat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 I'm voting Democrat because I hate having intelligent conversations about the environment and energy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjah Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 I'm voting Democrat because I don't want my president to die in office and be replaced by Jan Quayle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desioreo87 Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 I trust that you arent actually saying that those who dont vote democrat dont care about people and their problems? Or that poor people will die without a Dem president?silliness:silly: Honestly, i dont think republicans care about poor people. Why should they, they have no bearing on their lives so who gives a **** eh? Why else would you favor more tax cuts for the richer percentage of the population than the poorer. And yes richer people should pay higher taxes than poorer people. They can afford it and it is their civic duty to make sure that Americans are taken care of, o but 'love thy neighbor' went right out the ****ing window as soon as it hurts profits. And yes i am adamantely in favor of universal healthcare. I work in the health care industry and know how ****ed up it is. If you don't have money, you will die because these procedures and basic check ups are way expensive for someone trying to decide whether they need groceries or antibiotics. If you don't support basic universal healthcare than you are saying (cutting throught all the BS) that if you do not have the money you don't have the right to live. Its BS and I can't stand that callousness of people who say that, o why should i pay for your healthcare? BECAUSE IM ****ING PAYING FOR YOURS, THATS WHY! Repubs don't like a lot of social programs because they choose the private sector. Well what about those americans that cant afford that. It is why we have public education and other programs. So that people can actually have a fair ****ing shot at life. Straight up, repubs couldn't care less about the poor, it shows in all their policies, and yet some of the poorest people in the country vote repubs even though it doesn't benefit them one bit despite the odd religious or moral victory. Whooped-dee-****ing-doo, gay marraige may be banned but you still can't afford to get that rash looked at, and wow its spreading, what could that be, i guess ill take my chances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 Why do people the the big money Righties hate the poor and not the big money Lefties? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desioreo87 Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 Why do people the the big money Righties hate the poor and not the big money Lefties? because the big money lefties put their money where there mouth is and actually take part in trying to help these people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEANDWARF Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 I'm voting Democrat because I don't want my president to die in office and be replaced by Jan Quayle. I'm not voting Democrat because I don't want my Prez to be assasinated and replaced by a crazy faith-healer. "C'mon Chuck stand up and be recognize. Oh you are in a wheelchair. Don't I feel stupid." Plus I am not a socialist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjah Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 I'm not voting Democrat because I don't want my Prez to be assasinated and replaced by a crazy faith-healer."C'mon Chuck stand up and be recognize. Oh you are in a wheelchair. Don't I feel stupid." Plus I am not a socialist. Aw, man. You were doing so well until you claimed that following Adam Smith's own words on capitalism would somehow construe "socialism." The necessaries of life occasion the great expense of the poor. . . . The luxuries and vanities of life occasion the principal expense of the rich, and a magnificent house embellishes and sets off to the best advantage all the other luxuries and vanities which they possess. . . . It is not very unreasonable that the rich should contribute to the public expense, not only in proportion to their revenue, but something more than in that proportion. Oops! Looks like Obama's a capitalist after all. And I was so hoping that, as has been suggested, "Joe Six-Pack" and "Joe the Plumber" would be joined by "Joe the McCarthy." All in good fun... I guess you were just joking. Seriously, though -- if Obama is the Messiah, then he needs a faith healer to follow him around. Biden is just the man for the job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USS Redskins Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 You ask why? Here's why: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Munchkin76 Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 because the big money lefties put their money where there mouth is and actually take part in trying to help these people. Really? They really do have you snowed, don't they? http://www.usatoday.com/news/politics/election2008/2008-09-12-biden-financial_N.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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