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Strangest Song Ever?


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Here is a strange one...I think he wrote it when he was stoned.

Porcupine Pie by Neil Diamond

Porcupine Pie, Porcupine Pie, Porcupine Pie

Vanilla Soup, a double scoop please

No, maybe I won't, maybe I won't, maybe I will

The tutti fruit with fruity blue cheese

Ah, but Porcupine Pie, Porcupine Pie, Porcupine Pie

Don't let it get on your jeans

And though it sounds a little strange

Well, you gotta eat it with gloves

Or your hands will turn green

Ah, but porcupine pie, porcupine pie, porcupine pie,

It weaves its way through my dreams,

And I do believe I'm gonna have one and

Leave enough room for dessert, chicken ripple ice cream.

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I nominate "I Love You Period" by Dan Baird. The song is about a guy who falls in love with his english teacher, using punctuation. Lyrics:

Back when I was goin' to school, I never learned a thing

All I did was daydream a-waitin' for the bell to ring

I had a certain teacher, I always tried to impress her

When she stood up in the classroom, I would mentally undress her

Then one day I decided that I would write a little letter

She said the spellin' was a masterpiece, the punctuation could be better

I understood what she was saying, I got the gist of her sentiment

She said I don't mean to be degrading but here's the way it shoulda went

CHORUS

I love you period

Do you love me question mark

Please please exclamation point

I want to hold you in parentheses

Repeat CHORUS

Right on up to high school, people said I was a writin' fool

All my letters became really great with puncuation that was never late

But I was havin' trouble meetin' girls, I never knew the things to say

Soon I had 'em all overwhelmed when they heard me talk this way, like this

CHORUS

Repeat CHORUS

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How about...

"Maxwell's Silver Hammer"- the Beatles

About a medical student who bludgeons his girlfriend to death. Really bouncy tune!

"Pictures of Lily"- The Who,,, a father gives his adolescent son old burlesque photos so the kid has some jack material.. so the kid masturbates to it every night and falls in love with the girl in the photo, only to have his heart broken when he finds out she died in 1929.

"Lullaby"- The Cure... a child molester creeps in windows at night...

"Walk on the Wild Side"- Lou Reed.. Heroin junkies, transvestites, you name it. Lou is great, but Lou is WEIRD.

"Lola"- the Kinks, as we all know, about being picked up in a bar by a guy in drag and not realizing it... and then being into it once the secret is discovered.

Practically anything by Parliament Funkadelic. "Night of the Thumpasaurus Peoples" comes to mind. George Clinton is out of his mind having fun.

And my #1 weird song...

"Magneto and Titanium Man"- Paul McCartney and Wings

Ok, try to follow along.

Magneto (the X Men villain) and Titanium Man (from Iron Man comics) show up to inform you that your girlfriend has robbed a bank, and you just can't believe it, after all, they are arch criminals Magneto and the Titanium man. But when the Crimson Dynamo(Another Iron Man villain) shows up to confirm the story, you know your heart has been broken. However,after a trip to the Library and the bank on main street where Magneto tries to goad you into starting a revolution, it turns out they're really lying (again, they are arch criminals) and your girlfriend is actually the law, so she arrests the bad guys.

Got that?

Paul did a lot of acid.

~Bang

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