fullnelson9999 Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 Owens has been in the league for what? Seven years? That means that the guy was 11 when his dad told him that Owens was the man. I'm sorry, but my dad's opinion when I'm 11 > anyone else's judgment. TO was drafted in 1996, so hes been in the league for 12 years this year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewCliche21 Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 TO was drafted in 1996, so hes been in the league for 12 years this year Wow, seriously? That's crazy. I feel old as **** now. But, anyway, that means that the kid was six when Owens came into the league. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DButz65 Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 BURN IT!!! Seriously , or nuke it from space , it's the only way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#98QBKiller Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 Take it to an ES tailgate at FedEx for us to urinate on....on second thought we did that to a Strahan jersey last year and they turned around and won the SB :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewCliche21 Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 BURN IT!!! Seriously , or nuke it from space , it's the only way Or in Dallas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friend of the Devil Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 throw it in a volcano. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#98QBKiller Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 throw it in a volcano. Love that sig man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voice_of_Reason Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 I like the "send it to McNabb" idea. Or Garcia. I would not ebay it, because then some jerk would probably wear it to a Skins game. I definitely think it needs to be destroyed, but just burning it won't work. It either needs to be blown up (legally, please) or i would tie it around a large rock and drop it off of a boat to the bottom of the ocean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robotfire Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 You peed on it? I have to admit I like the idea of selling urine-soaked jerseys to Eagles fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsmith2003 Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 I would sacrifice the jersey before a cowboy game, unless ur brother is a Eagles fan, in that case sacrifice it before playing the iggles. Either way, it's a good sacrifice before a divisional opponent. I did that about 20 years ago to a Browns jersey in the front yard before playing them while I lived in Ohio.... riled up my weak brown fan friends, and was DEFINITELY WORTH IT!! we went all out, setup a straw dummy, on a post, put a dawg mask on it, some browns-like pants and all, then lit it up right before the game while having BBQ and preparing for a SKINS VICTORY!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redskins:Victory_or_Death Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 This is what your gonna do. Put it on, wear your best pair of Sean John Jeans and Stunner shades. Then, head on down to the old folks home nearest in your area. Walk in and announce yourself as Terrel Owens. Tell them you'd just like to spend some time with the people in the home.If any of the old people try to talk to you, you slap them right across the face. Hard. Tell the people working there that you're wearing an Eagles version of your own jersey cause you wish you were playing with them again. Tell them you can't stand Tony Romo sits to pee, who is actually homosexual. He and Jessica Simpson never dated, but were only shopping buddies. Throw the nickname "snuggles" out there for Tony when you are talking about him, so they finally realize TO and Tony have a "special" relationship. Thank everyone there for wasting your time you coulda been spending with "snuggles", and finally. Drop trow, and poop on the floor. Exit the building. Fin'. :rotflmao: FTW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.T.real,lights,out Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 Get your Brother really drunk. Then put the Jersey on him and drop him off somewhere in downtown Philly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dizzinator53 Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 Put NAIR in his shampoo... holy ****... could you imagine that? Or get him really drunk and when he passes out, shave "Go Skins" in his head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoggLife Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 My brother, being the sports fan he is and knowing I would be disgusted by it gave me a TO jersey for my birthday. What should i do with it...I already peed on it and have made minimal contact with it (not because of the urine but for more obvious reasons). So ya, I want suggestions of what to do with it. And oh ya, its an eagles TO jersey, not a Cowboy one. I see you live in California. THe 49er play the Skins at San Fran the last game of the season. Im gonna try and get a bunch of ESers to tailgate at the game. Bring it if you can go and we can burn it together as a team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 Ship it to McNabb with a note telling him you slept with a former girlfirend of his. She left the jersey at your place and you have no use for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isle-hawg Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 Not much resale value in something ***ed on. You could have recouped some money as an oil rag otherwise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinzelwashington Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 put it on the toiler seat cover.. use it as a door mat... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkipJackSkin Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 Cut it into strips, roll it around a used one of those toilet paper rolls, and yeah you got some nice material of wipe your *** with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D'Pablo Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 Burn in effigy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brooksflow Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 It appears as if Jason Avant is currently 81 for the Iggles, so if you want to increase your ebay profitability and the likelihood that an Iggle fan will purchase a pissed on jersey, replace the name on the back or remove it altogether. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RenegadeTK Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 I see you live in California. THe 49er play the Skins at San Fran the last game of the season. Im gonna try and get a bunch of ESers to tailgate at the game. Bring it if you can go and we can burn it together as a team :applause: i think that idea wins.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carter23 Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 I already peed on it wtf have made minimal contact with it (not because of the urine but for more obvious reasons). wtf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaRonDontLikeUgly Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 Pee on it again and give it your brother's wife for HER birthday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWFLSkins Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 burn it now. ==================ON VIDEO=== In full Skins gear put it on a straw man-scare crow type and pour gas all over it, do a war dance and set the jersey ablaze. Post that on you tube and post the link, do that and you shall rid yourself of all your brother's bad vibe. Plus you'd be famous and be a hero here on Extreme Skins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveDaSkins172645 Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 I would find a dog about to have puppies, use the jersey and make you get as much afterbirth on it that you can. Let it dry proceed to urinate on it again. Then send it back to your brother. Then proceed to tell him if he ever in life sends you anything that isn't Redskins gear your gonna Lorainna Bobbit his ass!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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