BthatRAD09 Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 My brother, being the sports fan he is and knowing I would be disgusted by it gave me a TO jersey for my birthday. What should i do with it...I already peed on it and have made minimal contact with it (not because of the urine but for more obvious reasons). So ya, I want suggestions of what to do with it. And oh ya, its an eagles TO jersey, not a Cowboy one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinfan2k Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 sell it on ebay and make some money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wiggles Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 Burn it. I would say wait till we play the Boys but since its and Iggles 81 I would say call up your bro and burn it in front of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xX2PORTIS6Xx Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 I'd sneak up behind him and rub it in his face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chow184 Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 EBAY it fo' sho' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#21Taylor4Ever Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 Sell the crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hail2theskins74 Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 burn it now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CounterTrey75 Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 Did he give you a gift reciept? If yes, return it and get something else. Don't forget to wash it before you return it. If no, use it as a wash rag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRobi21 Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 This is what your gonna do. Put it on, wear your best pair of Sean John Jeans and Stunner shades. Then, head on down to the old folks home nearest in your area. Walk in and announce yourself as Terrel Owens. Tell them you'd just like to spend some time with the people in the home. If any of the old people try to talk to you, you slap them right across the face. Hard. Tell the people working there that you're wearing an Eagles version of your own jersey cause you wish you were playing with them again. Tell them you can't stand Tony Romo sits to pee, who is actually homosexual. He and Jessica Simpson never dated, but were only shopping buddies. Throw the nickname "snuggles" out there for Tony when you are talking about him, so they finally realize TO and Tony have a "special" relationship. Thank everyone there for wasting your time you coulda been spending with "snuggles", and finally. Drop trow, and poop on the floor. Exit the building. Fin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motorhead Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 Got to wipe your butt with it ! Your brother grey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xero21 Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 This is what your gonna do. Put it on, wear your best pair of Sean John Jeans and Stunner shades. Then, head on down to the old folks home nearest in your area. Walk in and announce yourself as Terrel Owens. Tell them you'd just like to spend some time with the people in the home.If any of the old people try to talk to you, you slap them right across the face. Hard. Tell the people working there that you're wearing an Eagles version of your own jersey cause you wish you were playing with them again. Tell them you can't stand Tony Romo sits to pee, who is actually homosexual. He and Jessica Simpson never dated, but were only shopping buddies. Throw the nickname "snuggles" out there for Tony when you are talking about him, so they finally realize TO and Tony have a "special" relationship. Thank everyone there for wasting your time you coulda been spending with "snuggles", and finally. Drop trow, and poop on the floor. Exit the building. Fin'. :laugh: Definitely an interesting suggestion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kemosobi Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 Send it to McNabb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieHardWSHfan Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 This is what your gonna do. Put it on, wear your best pair of Sean John Jeans and Stunner shades. Then, head on down to the old folks home nearest in your area. Walk in and announce yourself as Terrel Owens. Tell them you'd just like to spend some time with the people in the home.If any of the old people try to talk to you, you slap them right across the face. Hard. Tell the people working there that you're wearing an Eagles version of your own jersey cause you wish you were playing with them again. Tell them you can't stand Tony Romo sits to pee, who is actually homosexual. He and Jessica Simpson never dated, but were only shopping buddies. Throw the nickname "snuggles" out there for Tony when you are talking about him, so they finally realize TO and Tony have a "special" relationship. Thank everyone there for wasting your time you coulda been spending with "snuggles", and finally. Drop trow, and poop on the floor. Exit the building. Fin'. Definitely worth considering by the OP if he resembles TO at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gart Monk Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 Just clean it up and put it away. You never know when you gonna need it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkipJackSkin Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 I def go with the Ebay suggestion. Why not make money off your brother's ill humor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenD Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 well...sorry to say....i own 3 TO jerseys. my dad has always been a 49ers fan so he originally raised me as one and TO has been one of my favorites since those days. i still love TO to death, even though i would like to see the cowboys go 0-16 and TO have 20 TDs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 Dry your dog's ass after giving him a bath Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kvarlo12000 Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 ebay it!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavyDave Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 If to you play paint ball Give it to an opposing player more incentive to win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playmaker89 Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 well...sorry to say....i own 3 TO jerseys. my dad has always been a 49ers fan so he originally raised me as one and TO has been one of my favorites since those days. i still love TO to death, even though i would like to see the cowboys go 0-16 and TO have 20 TDs you should be ashamed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KNGwithOUTaCrwN Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 as much as i would say for you to do it now.i must resist burn it on gameday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcarey032 Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 I would tell you to burn it in your front yard with whoever gave you that jersey watching you do it. I wouldn't want you to get in trouble with the law. I think that you should probably sell it to a cowboys fan or something like that. You could ask for the gift receipt and see if whoever gave it to you is willing to do that. I don't think that someone should waste their money on something that they know you will never wear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenD Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 you should be ashamed... well, think of it as if clinton portis got traded to new york. wouldnt you still want him to do well? thats how it is with me and TO, he was my favorite player when he was in san fran so hes been one of my favorites since he left. if it makes it better, i own a santana jersey and i have a portis jersey from his miami days, its my favorite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewCliche21 Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 Keep it, man. You never know when you'll run out of toilet paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewCliche21 Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 you should be ashamed... Owens has been in the league for what? Seven years? That means that the guy was 11 when his dad told him that Owens was the man. I'm sorry, but my dad's opinion when I'm 11 > anyone else's judgment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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