MonkeySkin Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 That's a nice car. Pimp out the wheels and you might get some of that lady attention you're looking for.Nothing wrong with wearing a hat. From my experience if there's a car ahead of me driving excruciatingly slowly, there's a better chance the driver's wearing a hat (not the baseball cap, but a brim-style hat), than the car being a Buick (or any other "old guy" branded car). If you notice this sometimes, it's almost uncanny how often it happens [the hat driver being the cause of a traffic backup]. And to your other point, I am right in the middle between young and old. I'm well aware of what's waiting ahead for me.:notworthy I don't like the tone of your voice and you need to start respecting your elders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tulane Skins Fan Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Complaining about not-old people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skins24 Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Being ~10 years behind on what's "in" (exception - the Wii) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted March 7, 2008 Author Share Posted March 7, 2008 Old people love the smell of Old Spice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeySkin Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Complaining about not-old people. You young people think you know everything don't you? Your time will come. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corcaigh Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 email forwards.they're the sole reason they exist. yet they always manage to get them to us. I thought e-mail forwards were for housewives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corcaigh Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Old people love the smell of Old Spice. Nascar fans if you believe the Old Spice commercials. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corcaigh Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Your time will come people so laugh it up while you can still enjoy it. Just ask them about how much of their Social Security contributions they'll get to see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CallMeGreen Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 I don't like the tone of your voice and you need to start respecting your elders. I'm sorry if you took things the wrong way, my intention was not to offend. I try to have a sense of humor about things and in this case it obviously didn't sit well with you. Now you caught me on the part about pimping out your ride [car]; so I'll take the heat for that. But I was serious about that being a nice car. My neighbor has one and I've ridden in it. I was also trying to agree with you that we'll all be old someday [if we're lucky] and you're right to point out for us to keep that in mind. You're only 70 and most people I know around that age don't really seem "old". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stophovr6 Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Shuffleboard Backgammon Powders Ointments Grandchildren Feeding Birds Oatmeal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeySkin Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 I'm sorry if you took things the wrong way, my intention was not to offend. I try to have a sense of humor about things and in this case it obviously didn't sit well with you. Now you caught me on the part about pimping out your ride [car]; so I'll take the heat for that. But I was serious about that being a nice car. My neighbor has one and I've ridden in it.I was also trying to agree with you that we'll all be old someday [if we're lucky] and you're right to point out for us to keep that in mind. You're only 70 and most people I know around that age don't really seem "old". Pimping was a very offensive word in my day. Thank you for the apology. Are you a very busy person? Some company at the home here and there would do an old man good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metalhead Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Formaldehyde Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeySkin Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Formaldehyde You need discipline. What kind of name is Metalhead anyways? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Gin (alcohol and card game) Writing Books Bird Feeders Western Florida Hankerchifs Pennies Long Socks Long Cars A&E Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metalhead Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 You need discipline. What kind of name is Metalhead anyways? Ok ok, sorry. Whew. I was just joking. All the good stuff had been mentioned already. How about Pinochle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattGeorge85 Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 News programs. Everyone has thier favorite, and God help you if you turn on the one that's not. I've noticed more and more History channel buffs, which is a good thing because that channel has many great programs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CallMeGreen Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 Pimping was a very offensive word in my day. .... Are you a very busy person? I understand your reference to "pimping". Nowadays it's less offensive when used to mean to fancy something up, as in to trick-out or pimp-out someone's car [so it looks fiiiine]. Busy? Usually so. We're in between sports seasons for the kids, at least for another week or so. Otherwise it's non-stop chaos in my life, to a controlled point at least. I will say one thing, for an "older" guy, you hold your own on the computer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 Casinos Slot Machines Buffets Matlock (it bares repeating) Greeting cards with $2 in them Underlining certain words in those cards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#98QBKiller Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 This thread offends me. what are you doing here? shouldn't you be taking a nap or watching matlock? :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 I declare shennanigans on the "old guy", MonkeySkins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 Mom's a Matlock fan, but she's really hooked on Law & Order. And did you hear? They're taking that show off the air, because Fred Thompson is running for President. I knew I was in Florida when I came to visit the parents, took them to Denny's for breakfast, and saw a guy wearing bermuda shorts (with the waist above his navel), sandals, and black dress socks. Me? I know I'm old because I like Special K as a late-night snack. (Although I also like Golden Grahams and Captain Crunch.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corcaigh Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 Pimping was a very offensive word in my day. Even more offensive ... my daughter's new t-shirt which disrespects a tragedy from your early years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Dave Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 Depends :whoknows: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DGreenistheBest Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 Being named things like Hezekiah, Myrtle, Hubert or Ethel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunny Posted March 8, 2008 Share Posted March 8, 2008 Tipping 10% when they eat out. Driving those cart-wheelchair-type things in that annoying commerical that has the song "I get around.." with elderly people driving it. LOL. btw. this is such bad karma. we'll be old one day too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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