PleaseBlitz Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 I dont have a blog link, we can make our own list. 1) Matlock 2) Complaining about young people. 3) Dinner at 3:30 pm. 4) Game shows 5) Johnny Carson 6) Naps, whether expected or unexpected. 7) Playing golf VERY slowly. 8) Viagra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 9) Leaving their turn signal on for miles 10) Making grocery lines take longer while they count out the exact change in pennies or write a check 11) Complaining Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedlightG20 Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 13) Discussing driving directions with other old people 14) Pointing out the price in gas at every gas station they pass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 ben gay talking about all the medications they take waking up at 4 a.m. going to bed at 6:30 buffet dinners Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Clark Fan Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 The Early Bird Special! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted March 7, 2008 Author Share Posted March 7, 2008 Talking about grandchildren. Driving below the speed limit on one lane roads. Buicks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ldysknzfn1 Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Comparing illnesses w/others. Having more meds to take than the next old person. Silent movies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DGreenistheBest Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Using terminology like "whipper-snapper" and "poppy****" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted March 7, 2008 Author Share Posted March 7, 2008 :laugh: Poppy**** is British people you wanker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DGreenistheBest Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 :laugh: Poppy**** is British people you wanker. But only old ones. :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Extremely hot coffee. Almost boiling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ldysknzfn1 Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Using terminology like "whipper-snapper" and "poppy****" :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :applause: And....Wine...lots of old ppl drink wine..did anyone else know this? I was surprised..lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zguy28 Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 15) Coca-Cola. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DGreenistheBest Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Prune juice. Lactaid. Things that "ain't what they used to be." Using socially insensitive terms like "oriental" and "colored folk." Talking about their hemorrhoids over dinner. Being on a first name basis with their doctors, all 20 of them. Purchasing ****ty sub-par generic versions of everything because they're marginally cheaper than name-brand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roborob132 Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Dentures Colostomy bags hair color(for the ladies) Breakfast at 0400 Lunch at 1000 Dinner at 1500 bed at 1800 reading sexy novels(for da ladies) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Being alive (at times) Talking to anybody Not being dumped in homes and forgotten about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stophovr6 Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Running into buildings and claiming their brakes didn't work when they clearly had their foot firmly on the accelerator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stophovr6 Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Buicks Cadillacs Crown Vics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buford T. Justice Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 the fact that young people will be old one day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DGreenistheBest Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Clinging to ridiculously outdated ideas about dress, language, attitude, popular music, cinema, etc. Also, telling very long multifaceted stories to anyone who will listen, often stringing together multiple unrelated anecdotes mid-sentence, if not mid-syllable, to continue to talk so that when they are finally done, whatever they just finished saying is so totally unrelated to where they started that you can't fathom how you got from point A to point B. Nevertheless, the stories are often highly interesting...the first 50 times you hear them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sacase Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 #1 CRUISES!!!!!!!!!!! (I saw this jewish lady on my cruise and I swear I was in a movie) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted March 7, 2008 Author Share Posted March 7, 2008 Running into buildings and claiming their brakes didn't work when the clearly had their foot firmly on the accelerator. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DGreenistheBest Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Telling you things you didn't want to know like, "I've got to get my polyps removed again." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Telling young kids dirty jokes they most likely shouldn't be. Always my favorite reason to go to the barber shop when I was a kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dictator Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Walking down the street naked. Blaming things on Alzheimers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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