TheMalcolmConnection Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 I think the problem have with your post is that half of it is talking about how awesome you are to the female gender. If you just mentioned that you've been active in the dating community and typically don't get turned down, that would have sufficed and advice would have been forthcoming. You really didn't even have to mention how awesome you were to get advice. It added nothing to what advice I think many of us would have given you. Because you told us that you rocked so many faces off, should we just be like, "Well, you sir, ARE Jesus himself, so why not go ahead and find yourself one of the many 10s that are beating your door down?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CandaceM23 Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 Candace calm down...did you ever think this could be a joke, and that im simply bored at work, and she told a short fictional story? I wasnt trying to get ladies/men all rilled up. I was simply bored @ work.If I have offended anyone please my apologies. This whole story was actaully an email that my buddy sent me that I thought would be halarious to post on here. He's a member on here, so he should be seeing this soon. Sure ...... Cover up. Scam. Post a fake story. Haha. Paige, I think that he's a 10. I've never met him before, but I can just feel it through his writing. So incredibly irresistible. Gosh ... I almost want to jump through the computer to him. :laugh: And you're not only getting hate from women. The people with penii hate you too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 ^^^^ The pre-edit of his previous post ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outbaksean Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 ^^^^ The pre-edit of his previous post ? yep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warpath11 Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 Sure ...... Cover up. Scam. Post a fake story. Haha. Paige, I think that he's a 10. I've never met him before, but I can just feel it through his writing. So incredibly irresistible. Gosh ... I almost want to jump through the computer to him. :laugh: And you're not only getting hate from women. The people with penii hate you too. Thread Over!! well played Candace :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CandaceM23 Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 Yes Kosher. Yes. Liar liar his little man panties are on fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dockeryfan Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 Sounds like an entry on Grouphug What a toolbag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clinton "F'n" Portis Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 What a toolbag. my sentiments exactly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paige3girl Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 Paige, I think that he's a 10. I've never met him before, but I can just feel it through his writing. So incredibly irresistible. Gosh ... I almost want to jump through the computer to him. :laugh: Candace... maybe its time for the women to start posting: useless without pics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 This thread is useless without pics. You need to stalk out... errr... stake out this parking lot and snap her pic, then do a side by side with pics of your last four dates/conquests, and finally give us a shot of you. Only then, can we understand and truly empathize with what you are going through. The reason you are not getting the responses we need is that clearly we don't understand your situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 Candace... maybe its time for the women to start posting: useless without pics Hey... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyZeb Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 Maybe it's cause you're only semi long Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dictator Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 Wow. All of the hate is coming from the woman I had a feeling that would happen Nope. You're getting it from guys too. I was simply stating facts if you dont like them than don't post And if you don't like the responses you get after posting information about your personal life in the internet, maybe you should think twice about doing so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CandaceM23 Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 Candace... maybe its time for the women to start posting: useless without pics I think that you're abso-******-lutely right Paige. Oh hunky Thor, please oh please post a picture of yourself. I can only imagine how delightful you are on the eyes ... only I don't want to imagine. I want to stare at you ... admire you ... think about what God was thinking when he put such a lovely piece of meat on this planet. :cloud9: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CandaceM23 Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 Maybe it's cause you're only semi long Don't they say that short guys try to overcompensate by portraying an overly self-adamant personality? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B&GPride44 Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 Maybe it's cause you're only semi long Just funny...Maybe I'm a child but am I the only one that chuckled out loud when I read this??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 useless without pics This thread is useless without pics. Hey... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clinton "F'n" Portis Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 damn, dude is getting ethered... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ComebackKing Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 LOL! Everything about this thread totally owns. Threads like these are why I visit ES during the offseason! Hey jthor99, smile! You've been put on "Candace camera!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DGreenistheBest Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 Level with us here, is this girl really a 6.5 or are you playing her down because the snub is getting to you? She's more like a 9, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacky McSlackAss Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 I know how you feel man... I got women chashing me all the time. But the one i cant get always gets me. Every girl wants a piece of Slacky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B&GPride44 Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 I know how you feel man... I got women chashing me all the time. But the one i cant get always gets me. Every girl wants a piece of Slacky. Same here...It gets tiresome after a while, so I have to finally turn around and tell my daughters to stop running in the house! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 Someone should make "The Top 10 funniest things about the 6.5 chick thread". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outbaksean Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 Someone should make "The Top 10 funniest things about the 6.5 chick thread". No please god no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 No please god no. :laugh: Please everyone recognize the sarcasm in my last statement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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