AFskinsfan Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 He is willing to wait until next year to hire the head coach. In the mean time Vinny Cerrato will take over as interem Head Coach. Snyder was quoted as saying "well handball and football arent too much different and Vinny really knows how to slap around a few balls". Williams and Saunders will remain with the Redskins although their roles will change. They will now act as the two old men from the muppets and continually heckle Vinny in an attempt to make him cry and run home into the awaiting arms of his mother (Danny Snyder). This coaching decision by Snyder will surely isolate himself from Redskins fans around the world. The little dick tater', in a showing of power, has hired Vin Deisle as a body gaurd for himself and Cerrato to protect them from probable assasination attempts. This decision was made based on Deisle's skill as a special forces baby sitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeffSchmeff Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 I smell NNT for this guy. Mods need to dish out a clowning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.T.real,lights,out Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 NNT please!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 It won't be Vinny, not even for a year...not with Pepper Rodgers waiting in the wings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingGibbs Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 I smell NNT for this guy. Mods need to dish out a clowning. I smell lame joke after lame joke popping up in threads and yes the ass clown avatar needs to make an appearance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrangeSkin Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Valiant effort, but not especially funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flexxskins Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 I smell NNT for this guy. Mods need to dish out a clowning.Get a sense of humor. I laughed my ass off."Two old men from the Muppets." :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingfish50 Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 He is willing to wait until next year to hire the head coach. In the mean time Vinny Cerrato will take over as interem Head Coach. Snyder was quoted as saying "well handball and football arent too much different and Vinny really knows how to slap around a few balls".Williams and Saunders will remain with the Redskins although their roles will change. They will now act as the two old men from the muppets and continually heckle Vinny in an attempt to make him cry and run home into the awaiting arms of his mother (Danny Snyder). This coaching decision by Snyder will surely isolate himself from Redskins fans around the world. The little dick tater', in a showing of power, has hired Vin Deisle as a body gaurd for himself and Cerrato to protect them from probable assasination attempts. This decision was made based on Deisle's skill as a special forces baby sitter. There's one in every bunch I guess........................:doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingfish50 Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 He is willing to wait until next year to hire the head coach. In the mean time Vinny Cerrato will take over as interem Head Coach. Snyder was quoted as saying "well handball and football arent too much different and Vinny really knows how to slap around a few balls".Williams and Saunders will remain with the Redskins although their roles will change. They will now act as the two old men from the muppets and continually heckle Vinny in an attempt to make him cry and run home into the awaiting arms of his mother (Danny Snyder). This coaching decision by Snyder will surely isolate himself from Redskins fans around the world. The little dick tater', in a showing of power, has hired Vin Deisle as a body gaurd for himself and Cerrato to protect them from probable assasination attempts. This decision was made based on Deisle's skill as a special forces baby sitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Om Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Meh. 1.5 out of 10 on the ES Funny Meter. * My bad on inadvertently closing thread. That said, I wouldn't mind if this one died a quick and natural death on its own. - Om Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voicekiller Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 wow this thread is awful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Om Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 wow this thread is awful Thanks for bumping it to point that out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fletch_Lives59 Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 zzzzzzzzzzzzzz, the Thread Nazi's are in full effect today.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Passizle Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 It won't be Vinny, not even for a year...not with Pepper Rodgers waiting in the wings. But I thought the job belonged to Brittany Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audible_Red40 Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 1.5 out of 10 is all it takes to remain read worthy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 I heard Pepper Rodgers is getting the job for a year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voicekiller Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 I heard B-Mitch will coach this team for a year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato Sack Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Get a sense of humor. I laughed my ass off."Two old men from the Muppets." :laugh: I thought it was funny! :applause: :applause: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Om Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 1.5 out of 10 is all it takes to remain read worthy? Nope. Your choice to read (and comment on) it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phishisthegreatstuff Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 I say we hire Larry Micheal!!! Now this guy knows football inside and out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PosseLover Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 I LOL myself..."The little dick tater", "Two old men from the Muppets." Humor is a state of mind. If you have the humor gene, you will find something to laugh at. Whether it is your late arrival at office, or your boss' temperamental behavior, or your teacher's drab lecture... It is important to look at the funny side of things if you want to enjoy life each day. So, here are some humor quotes that will get you smiling. When you think that life is dull, read one of these humor quotes to cheer you up. Henry Ward Beecher: "A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs jolted by every pebble in the road." James Thurber: "Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost." Frank Barron" "The creative person is both; more primitive and more cultivated, more destructive, a lot madder and a lot saner, than the average person." Ernest Hemingway: "A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book." Mohandas Gandhi: "If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeknows Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 Get a sense of humor. I laughed my ass off."Two old men from the Muppets." :laugh: i agree.......... a little levity is in order right about now!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AFskinsfan Posted February 1, 2008 Author Share Posted February 1, 2008 OK, I'm not trying to "bump" this thread because I feel It was "bump" worthy. I'm simply replying to the extreme uptight nature of this board. Apparently I was NNT for this because I didnt put "joke thread" in the title. Are you serious? Aren't the Rediskins fans supposed to be the most educated fans in the NFL? You dont think that after reading the first line of my post they would figure out its a joke? I know, I know it wasn't very funny. I wrote it cause I was tired of all the uptight ***clowns thinking they know who the next coach is gonna be. The bottom line folks is that no one knows. I dont even think Danny knows, I doubt he even knows if his socks match. (I bet Vinny does though). To all the NNT nazis out there who respond to a post with "NNT this guy" get a life. Quit trying to bump your post numbers with retarded combacks. If its such a bad post dont keep it going by responding with "NNT". Im sure the mods can figure it out. Now dont take this the wrong way. This is not a "bash ES" thread. I love this site, Im on here way more than I should be. Im stuck out here in Utah and this site the the best source for news. I am originally from the DC area and I have forgotten how uptight folks from back home can be. Relax for Petes sake! Quit being so freakin serious all the time. Quit being a bunch of know-it-alls and have a little fun! Its just football. If im gonna be NNT'd then mods please put in the rules that if you are trying to be funny you have to alert everyone to that first so they dont waste 2.5 seconds of their life and click on a thread that fails at being humorous. I'm not asking for reinstatement. It really doesn't matter I will continue to visit this site daily and look for the most updated news on my beloved skins. I will just no longer waste time posting any new topics here because apparently levity if frowned upon. At least levity without a link. 8. Please use descriptive and accurate subject titles for your posts. Adherence to this rule assists visitors in utilizing discretion when selecting content to read. It also serves to notify members if a particular topic has already been posted and discussed, and potentially prevents multiple threads being started on the same topic. Be respectful of the fact that some people come to ExtremeSkins explicitly for latest Redskins news and content, provided without the editorializing of titles by members. 9. False posts or misleading subject titles are prohibited. Deception at the expense of the audience devalues the medium and the content it provides. Violation of this rule is regarded as a serious offense. Oh, by the way. Does anyone know what the status is of Danny Smith the ST coordinator? Is he staying? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thirtyfive2seven Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 oh, by the way, WHHHAT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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