jivelikenice Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 Landy was about to take out smoeone "execution style" ....he can't be mad about getting hit below the belt then...... Is this thread serious? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkart Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 In fact, I think I'd rather Danny bang my wife AND me than get shot POINT BLANK in the balls. It almost seems you wanted to use "then" in this sentence instead of "than". :laugh: I'd rather get shot with real bullets, instead of getting BANGED by a man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mackdaddydean Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 Take off the skirt. It's not like Danny is banging his wife. I second the motion of the gentleman from Florida. First off all, the "point blank" shooting is a rumor, nothing more. Second, its paintball, its not like he didnt know that there weren't going to be balls flying at 635 feet per second at him and could hit him anywhere. Third, thread closed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mackdaddydean Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 If there were a comma splice hall of fame, this would get in on the first ballot.How many days until you're educated???? I gotta say this is one of the funniest responses I have seen on here in a while. I'm glad there's someone else who has the same sense of sarcastic humor as me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lombardi's_kid_brother Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 I'm not sure Danny would bang anyone's wife. I am reasonably convived that he breeds via pods of some kind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamingwolf Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 Can I be a mod? no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MumboSauce Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 Doubt it was hazing, nor intentional. Just happened, I doubt Landry holds any animosity towards anyone. Low blows happen in boxing, usually accidental, at times purposely done as a foul. stuff happens. Assuming most men have similar equipment, lol not many are going to aim for the twig and two berries..just an unwritten man law. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 If you've every played paintball or hell, even tag, in the heat of the moment it's easy to get caught up. I can't imagine that the guy who shot him in the nads did it on purpose. Every guy knows what that feels like, and, unless you walked in on Danny banging your wife, you wouldn't shot a guy in the mommy-daddy spot on purpose. Never in a million years would I let someone bang my wife and me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Harris Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 Hahaha, I have a feeling you've never been shot point blank in the balls. I think I'd rather Danny bang my wife. In fact, I think I'd rather Danny bang my wife AND me than get shot POINT BLANK in the balls. out of context thread, here i come Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePreciating Posted June 20, 2007 Author Share Posted June 20, 2007 It almost seems you wanted to use "then" in this sentence instead of "than". :laugh: I'd rather get shot with real bullets, instead of getting BANGED by a man Death over gay sex? Wow. I'll take the gay sex, thank you very much. I choose life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califan007 The Constipated Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 I think it was just bad aim or whoever shot him was a little trigger happy and shot prematurely... And then immediately said "I swear, that's never happened before"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bschurm Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 Death over gay sex? Wow. I'll take the gay sex, thank you very much. I choose life. Are you intentionally setting yourself up for the upcoming onslaught? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califan007 The Constipated Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 Never in a million years would I let someone bang my wife and me I'd let Jessica Alba do me and my wife in a heartbeat... :cool: If I were married, that is...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siven Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 I'd let Jessica Alba do me and my wife in a heartbeat... :cool: Hah, well said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePreciating Posted June 20, 2007 Author Share Posted June 20, 2007 Are you intentionally setting yourself up for the upcoming onslaught? Yes. :kungfu: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkart Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 Death over gay sex? Wow. I'll take the gay sex, thank you very much. I choose life. Gay sex????? First of all, it would be death over "gay rape", because someone would have to kill me, or render me unconscious before BANGING me!!!! I'll take fighting to my death over being raped!! Your welcome very much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Worthy Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 This thread has taken a real sharp turn into the abyss... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
portis&taylor Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 Death over gay sex? Wow. I'll take the gay sex, thank you very much. I choose life. lmao Can danny keep his black glasses on while he is hitting u? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 I'd let Jessica Alba do me and my wife in a heartbeat... :cool: If I were married, that is...lol Well that's a whole 'nother story :laugh: If it was a girl, then yes, of course I would :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKOALSKIN Posted June 20, 2007 Share Posted June 20, 2007 Dude its not a big deal at all. in fact its nice to hear that the team was hanging out together outside of the office. Quit over analyzing something thats not there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lead Blocker Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 In this day and age of camera phones you just know right now there a couple of teammates replaying the footage with commentary: Back and to the left Back and to the left Back and to the left Back and to the left Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mackdaddydean Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 Death over gay sex? Wow. I'll take the gay sex, thank you very much. I choose life. This reminds me of the following joke: Two cowboys get captured by Redskins. The Redskins tell them that they have two choices: Death or Bungi Bungi The Redskins chief says "Death or Bungi Bungi?" and the first cowboy says "Well I don't want to die so ill take bungi bungi" Immediately after choosing the Redskins chief starts banging him in the butt until he bleeds. The Chief then asks the second cowboy "Death or Bungi Bungi?" and the cowboy says "Well after seeing that, I'll take death" and the Redskins chief says "Ok,Death....by bungi bungi" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thirtyfive2seven Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 LOL at MacDaddyDean!! Nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tone_dubbz Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 It's hard to take this seriously, but it really needs to be taken seriously when thought of from a team perspective, hence its own thread.Anyway: It is a cold-hearted thing to shoot another man point blank in the nuts. Does anyone know if there's any animosity over this? Sean Taylor was pretty pissed about that shaving cream pie, but he eventually got over it. This is WAY different though. If I were Landry, I think this would be enough to make me not want to be on this team. I know they're professionals now, but Landry is young and I'm just worried that something this insane could hurt the team more than we realize. Your thoughts? They should revoke your thread starting privaleges. This doesn't deserve to be a thread, its just wasted bandwidth:silly: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tone_dubbz Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 Death over gay sex? Wow. I'll take the gay sex, thank you very much. I choose life. Wow, why are you setting yourself up like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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