ThePreciating Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 It's hard to take this seriously, but it really needs to be taken seriously when thought of from a team perspective, hence its own thread. Anyway: It is a cold-hearted thing to shoot another man point blank in the nuts. Does anyone know if there's any animosity over this? Sean Taylor was pretty pissed about that shaving cream pie, but he eventually got over it. This is WAY different though. If I were Landry, I think this would be enough to make me not want to be on this team. I know they're professionals now, but Landry is young and I'm just worried that something this insane could hurt the team more than we realize. Your thoughts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McD5 Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 Take off the skirt. It's not like Danny is banging his wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePreciating Posted June 19, 2007 Author Share Posted June 19, 2007 Hahaha, I have a feeling you've never been shot point blank in the balls. I think I'd rather Danny bang my wife. In fact, I think I'd rather Danny bang my wife AND me than get shot POINT BLANK in the balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunBunch7 Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 As long as he is on this team he has bnothing to worry about...it's if he went to another team that things would get tough for him... Imagine if he were a Viking or a Ram...every time we'd play him the plyers would trash talk at him..."Hey LaRon...hows lil' freddy?" or "Hey LaRon, wanna play paintball after the game." or Imagine all the signs in the stands at Fed Ex. Right now, his "balls" are a Redskin story...we're all on his side...we "feel" for those balls...lol I think he'll do just fine...maybe at the opener they can pass out "cups" that we can all throw on the field after he makes his first big play...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel70ChipOnWhite Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 Is this post serious? have you ever played paintball? Come on man, if you have ever been a part of team sports, hazing is a time honored tradition. Its part of a right of passage for these guys. I recall a few years back somebody being tied to the goal posts after practice and being drenched in ice, or even back to when we were in Carlisle and people were putting icie hot in the rooks jocks. As the poster said before, remove the skirt and welcome to Pro Sports. If Landry has a problem with it, HE CAN exit stage left.....we dont need pansies on this team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePreciating Posted June 19, 2007 Author Share Posted June 19, 2007 As long as he is on this team he has bnothing to worry about...it's if he went to another team that things would get tough for him...Imagine if he were a Viking or a Ram...every time we'd play him the plyers would trash talk at him..."Hey LaRon...hows lil' freddy?" or "Hey LaRon, wanna play paintball after the game." or Imagine all the signs in the stands at Fed Ex. Right now, his "balls" are a Redskin story...we're all on his side...we "feel" for those balls...lol I think he'll do just fine...maybe at the opener they can pass out "cups" that we can all throw on the field after he makes his first big play...lol Good post, didn't even think of how much worse it would be on another team. :applause: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisc0015 Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 Getting shot in the nuts was premeditated and self-inflicted by Laron Landry. According to my sources inside Redskins Park, the medical staff brought in a few extra trainers for this year's mini-camp ... one being a former Ms. Florida, and Laron wanted her to examine his injury. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nace14 Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 its a funny thing about money....it makes the pain of paint ball shots to goods suddenly disappear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paredskinsfan Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 has it even been confirmed that the nut shot was intentional? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Adama Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 It's hard Ok if I could give you any advice it would be to use the word difficult rather than hard when having any type of discussion regarding a man's genitalia. Sorry just my 2 cents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ntotoro Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 Lord, I can't wait for the season to start so we can stop stupid **** threads like this... :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon Lloyd Christmas Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 Hahaha, I have a feeling you've never been shot point blank in the balls. I think I'd rather Danny bang my wife. In fact, I think I'd rather Danny bang my wife AND me than get shot POINT BLANK in the balls. if youd rather have another dude bang your wife/girlfriend than get shot in the nuts with a soft ball of paint while you were wearing pants, dont let your girlfriend/wife ever know that. im sure it hurt like crazy to get shot in the nuts, but i mean, cmon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECU-ALUM Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 Lord, I can't wait for the season to start so we can stop stupid **** threads like this... :doh: Tell me about it this off-season has felt like a death march. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skins4me58203 Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 The original posting in this thread is laughable and lame. Thread closed. Edit: I agree take off the skirt. Thread still closed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Adama Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 Lord, I can't wait for the season to start so we can stop stupid **** threads like this... :doh:Mmmhmm I swear you love these threads! Haha just kidding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mooka Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 has it even been confirmed that the nut shot was intentional? Word. Peope are making it sound like it was intentional. I once blasted a guy point blank like 3 times in the back. I didn't mean to do it, but I turned and he was literally in front of me, inches away. It was just a reaction. I was like 15, he was a marine too. He went balistic... he wanted to kick my ass, luckily I was just a kid. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel70ChipOnWhite Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 if youd rather have another dude bang your wife/girlfriend than get shot in the nuts with a soft ball of paint while you were wearing pants, dont let your girlfriend/wife ever know that.im sure it hurt like crazy to get shot in the nuts, but i mean, cmon. There are better ways to be a part of the Redskins Organization then to have Dan Snyder bang you and your wife/girlfriend. Research them. If taking one in the nuts was one of them, and you passed it up for the former, well shame on your manhood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Adama Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 Maybe we could change the title to : Landry Ballshooting Discussion...a Pain in the Balls. What do you think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 The original posting in this thread is laughable and lame. Thread closed. Edit: I agree take off the skirt. Thread still closed. I didn't know you were promoted to Mod. Congratulations. I didn't see it coming. I thought Billy Joe Bob was next in line for a promotion. Well, don't that beat all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Adama Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 I thought Billy Joe Bob was next in line for a promotion. Well, don't that beat all.No you mean Billy-Ray Joe Bob! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bat~man Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 The original posting in this thread is laughable and lame. Thread closed. Edit: I agree take off the skirt. Thread still closed. Hmm , thats odd .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Full Monty Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 As long as he is on this team he has bnothing to worry about...it's if he went to another team that things would get tough for him...Imagine if he were a Viking or a Ram...every time we'd play him the plyers would trash talk at him..."Hey LaRon...hows lil' freddy?" or "Hey LaRon, wanna play paintball after the game." or Imagine all the signs in the stands at Fed Ex. Right now, his "balls" are a Redskin story...we're all on his side...we "feel" for those balls...lol I think he'll do just fine...maybe at the opener they can pass out "cups" that we can all throw on the field after he makes his first big play...lol Yeah I doubt any receiver will wanna make Laron angry by making fun of his accident. In fact - they'll wanna stay away from him as much as his humanly possible during the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kong239 Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 if youd rather have another dude bang your wife/girlfriend than get shot in the nuts with a soft ball of paint while you were wearing pants, dont let your girlfriend/wife ever know that.im sure it hurt like crazy to get shot in the nuts, but i mean, cmon. I agree but I know the damage a paintball to the nuts can do. While playing paintball for the first time, I shot my best friends brother in the nuts at point blank range. We were just setting up and he "accidently" shot me in the shoulder with no mask on from like 10 feet away. So i marched at him gun aimed right at his face and he naturally covered his face so i dropped the gun and fired square into his groin. He dropped down and cried. Apparently it took like a week for the swelling and bruising to go away. His mom is still a little pissed about that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 Landry had it coming. He shot a guy. The guy's "dead" - out of the game, and was on the ground. Landry should have been done with it. But he goes over, stands over the guy, and says he's going to "finish him off." Wrong paintball etiquette on many levels. So the guy on the ground points his gun and squeezes one off. Bingo - one of Landry's nuts start swelling to the size of a Florida grapefruit. Landry learns a valuable lesson about justice. The team is stronger as a result. As a side benefit, during NFL games Landry can reach back on the rage he felt as the paintball crushed his nutsack at 240 fps and channel that rage toward crushing any wide receiver who crosses his path. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Pimp Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 Man, getting shot in the hand, face, legs or nuts is part of paintballing. I'm sure it wasnt done on purpose. Next time he step on the field he shoud be prepared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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