TODD Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 T.J. Slaughter would be a great fit. First of all, his last name is Slaughter, which is enough to instill fear in opposing special teamers. As noted by Mr. S, his presence instantly upgrades the fearsomeness of our LBs' names, especially when coupled with the release of Jeff Posey. T.J. stands for Tavaris Jermell, which makes the abbreviation of his name incredibly understandable. T.J. Slaughter looks just like Othello, and there aren't too many humans who have ever existed that are more badass than Othello. T.J. Slaughter is a great character guy. He has only been charged with one (1) felony (assault with a firearm) and is still the scariest mother****er I have ever seen. His charitable donation of a mere $500 got him off the hook, making a vet-min plus incentives contract alluring. And for the ladies, T.J. models premium UNICO briefs. Here he is seen doing decline push-ups on a large rock. T.J. Slaughter is the only player in the NFL who has an upper-lip tattoo for the sole purpose of making him look like he has a permanent bloody nose. For all these reasons T.J. Slaughter, 29, will add incredible depth to our linebacking corps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinfan2k Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 man-crush? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@DCGoldPants Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 I hope Todd is a female, and "Todd" is actually her last name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terpfan Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 HAha, good stuff. He definitely does have one of the best names in sports... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 That was a bit...ummm..... Which is okay..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aghar Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 I....I don't know how to respond to this. :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oldskool Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 man-crush? That was my exact thought when i got past the first post. :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. S Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 I....I don't know how to respond to this. :doh: respond that you agree, this is cleary a person we have to sign. I'd rather have a dude named Slaugther as a reserve than a dude named "Posey". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TODD Posted March 6, 2007 Author Share Posted March 6, 2007 respond that you agree, this is cleary a person we have to sign. I'd rather have a dude named Slaugther as a reserve than a dude named "Posey". That is a good freakin' point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azmodeus13 Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 hrrrrrm.... definite man crush ::grin:: or slaughter's agent working every angle he can think of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleeding Burgundy Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 What we need is another reciever http://www.darnerienmccants.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spanky731 Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 We already have Andre Carter, no more underwear models. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozie3000 Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 This is Gay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Happy Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 Only 1 felony charge? Sign that man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vi Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 That's pretty hot. ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fdarugar Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 Kinda looks like a gay dee-bo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 How would TJ Slaughter fare against Chuck Norris? ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Emrys Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 He also looks just like Tommy 'Tiny' Lister, a.k.a Zeus. If that won't scare other teams, I don't know what will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sisko Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 First, Slaughter looks ABSOLUTELY NOTHING LIKE L. FISHBOURNE!!!!! Second.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevinklein Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 Hahahahaha. What a fantastic post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevinklein Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 How would TJ Slaughter fare against Chuck Norris?~Bang Jack Bauer named his cat Chuck Norris...cause he's a *****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No_Pressure Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 man-crush? Not that theres anything wrong with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKiNz Jus 2 sick Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 wow i think the threadstarter has a lil man crush going Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greekdude Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 Kinda looks like a gay dee-bo. Haha same thing I thought Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fdarugar Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 ghey dee bo or the real thing...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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