Xameil Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?t=141295Looks like Sunstone has finally lost it. :laugh: I was thinking the same thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 The article said that is was a cavarly sword, but in any case I would have grabbed my kantana and the fight would be on. I so wish that had been me that he busted in on. I have trained with the sword for years but a legal opportunity to use it never arises.:mad: :laugh: Sunstone? I thought you were living in a no internet no technology house whatsoever? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enter Apotheosis Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 :laugh: Sunstone? I thought you were living in a no internet no technology house whatsoever? God only speaks to him on MySpace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-Prime Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Yeah he made a mistake.. Yeah we all think it's humerous but ask yourself this.. What if someone was getting raped? What if your wife, or daughter was getting raped. Yeah, I'd want this guy around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 God only speaks to him on MySpace. :laugh: yeah I heard that somewhere. God has the best MySpace page. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
909997 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 they should make a movie on this lolz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codeorama Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 I would have used a light saber... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tizzod Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Man, I wouldn't know whether to s**t or zip up. Verdict Reached In Breaking & Entering CaseThe victim in this case, seen here, was awarded the assailant's Corvette in damages. [/ :laugh: Awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilmer17 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 What was the name of the movie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RabidFan Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 When Harry Met Sally Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkforhall Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 I would have used a light saber... had to say, that cracked me up. Probably would have been in less trouble with your light saber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Om Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 I think we've all learned something today. When watching non-consensual porn videos, always wear headphones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsdude Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 The guy with the sword was lucky that he didn't bring a knife to a gun fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Yeah he made a mistake.. Yeah we all think it's humerous but ask yourself this.. What if someone was getting raped? What if your wife, or daughter was getting raped. Yeah, I'd want this guy around. its not so much just that he ran in there, but that he ran in there with a SWORD! who has a sword lying around? Dwight Shewt comes to mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zguy28 Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 its not so much just that he ran in there, but that he ran in there with a SWORD! who has a sword lying around? Dwight Shewt comes to mindI have a Daito (Katana), Shoto (Wakizashi), and a spanish renaissance sword. I don't use them though except in defense of the family. I don't own a handgun. Don't like em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jpillian Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 I have a Daito (Katana), Shoto (Wakizashi), and a spanish renaissance sword. I don't use them though except in defense of the family. I don't own a handgun. Don't like em. Not trying to be a jerk, but how exactly do you put a sword on "safe"? :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zguy28 Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 Not trying to be a jerk, but how exactly do you put a sword on "safe"? :laugh:A scabbard. Seriously, they are not just laying around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jpillian Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 Yeah, but then how are you able to quickly whip one out when your neighbor is watching non-consensual porn too loudly? Isn't the whole scabbard and locked away thing a bit of a hinderance? :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinned Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 Hilarious! :laugh: Here's the guy... http://www.todaystmj4.com/news/local/5961006.html Van Iveren will appear in court March 5. Stieghorst said the incident will not deter him from watching pornography, but he'll have to alter his viewing habits. "I'm just going to watch it with the sound down, or I'll buy myself some decent headphones," he said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbooma Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 Mass please tell us this was not you :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 Mass please tell us this was not you :laugh: we already decided it was sunstone. if it were mass, he'd have run in with a sword tied to a rifle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 I'm frankly surprised Mass hasn't shown up here to announce that if it had been him, then he would have just run the poor whacker through, because That's The Way Things Ought To Be Done, and the fact that the whacker survived clearly indicates yet another indication of The Collapse of America Due To It's Lack of Morals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarhog Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 The first time I read the thread title I read it as 'Man with porn mistakes penis for sword'. Now that could be embarrassing. Well, depending on the individual Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 The first time I read the thread title I read it as 'Man with porn mistakes penis for sword'.Now that could be embarrassing. Well, depending on the individual "So, your schwartz is as big as mine. Now, let's see how well you . . . handle it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unsonny Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 You can't make this stuff up. :laugh: This is a reason why vigilante justice is illegal. Sword seized after man mistakes porn for rape OCONOMOWOC, Wisconsin (AP) -- A man says he broke into an apartment with a cavalry sword because he thought he heard a woman being raped, but the sound actually was from a pornographic movie his upstairs neighbor was watching. "Now I feel stupid," said James Van Iveren, who has been charged in the case. "This really is nothing, nothing but a mistake." According to a criminal complaint, the neighbor told police that Van Iveren pounded on the door and kicked it open without warning February 12, damaging the frame and lock. "Where is she?" Van Iveren demanded, thrusting the sword at the neighbor, the complaint said. "Where is she?" The neighbor told police Van Iveren became increasingly aggressive as he repeated the question, insisting that he had heard a woman being raped. The complaint said that, with the sword pointed at him, the neighbor led Van Iveren throughout the apartment, opening closet doors to prove he was alone. The neighbor later played for police the part of the DVD he believed Van Iveren heard downstairs. Van Iveren, 39, of Oconomowoc, was charged with criminal trespass, criminal damage and disorderly conduct, all while using a dangerous weapon, and is scheduled to appear in court March 5. Together, the misdemeanor counts carry a maximum sentence of 33 months in jail. Van Iveren said Tuesday that he heard a woman "screaming for help," grabbed the sword, bounded up the stairs, kicked in the apartment door and confronted the man who lived there. "I intended to hold it behind my back and knock. But I froze and instead, what happened happened," he told the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel.... Click link for rest of story... http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/02/22/porn.sword.ap/index.html Can you imagine this guy kicking in your door with a sword and screaming "Where is she?!", and you have no idea what he's talking about? :doh: dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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