smalex41 Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 I ask this, because just today i heard a name that would have made school an absolute hell. Are you ready.......here it is (it's a girls name),Rebel Rowbottom. ...yes, i spelt that correctly. The only name i ever heard previously that compared to that, was a kid i went to school with, called Richard (Dick) Sprinkle. The amount of laughs i had at his expense...poor ****. And this is one from the world of international swimming. America's own, Misty Hyman. Yes, that's right...Misty Hyman. Just a tip to anyone out there with the last name Hyman, don't name your children adjectives. ....so, what's the worst full name you ever heard? I don't remember the guys first name but he was a very recent basketball player for W. Va. and his last name was "PITSNOGGLE" :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aberdeenredskin Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 Here's another one I remembered. The guitarist in my friend’s band actual name is Mike Hunt. I stared this type of thread on another forum because of the Skins very own Curry Burns which stll makes me laugh. Here are some others people came up with.... http://www.electraisd.net/alumni/display_class.aspx?y=1993 Ginger Minge http://www.ethanwiner.com/drew_pea****.jpg Drew Pea**** http://mississippistate.rivals.com/viewprospect.asp?sport=1&pr_key=52798 Mike Hunt http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ugley Ugely women ! http://www.michaelcrouch.co.uk/ Mike Crotch http://www.dicklovett.co.uk/ Dick Lovett http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/pm/2006/09/strapline.shtml Colin Allcars http://www.rootsweb.com/~kyncgr/pioneers/cox1.htm - Issac Cox http://www.novacw.com/nm6-4a.htm HUgh Dunnit http://www.museumofnwart.org/collection/nwartists_detail.html?id=25 Phil Mccracken http://www.healeyhero.co.uk/rescue/individual/chesterfield/ernest5.htm Ivor Biggin http://www.urologyteam.com/our-doctors/dr-richard-chopp.htm Dick Chop (if you only open one link you have to open this just to see his link) Enjoy and thanks Curry Burns for starting me on this search ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheers, Beers and Mountaineers Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 a friend of mine has the last name Savage, and his younger brother's first name was Harry, so his name was Harry Savage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drex Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 Went to high school with a girl named Sarah Horny...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaseyJones7 Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 What about Apple as a first name. I still think thats absouloutly rediculous. Who does she think she is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozskin Posted January 20, 2007 Author Share Posted January 20, 2007 What about Apple as a first name. I still think thats absouloutly rediculous. Who does she think she is? I was listen to coldplay as i was reading that.......bizarre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manicd Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 This is some what related, and a hilarious skit from SNL. Wish I could find video of it. http://snltranscripts.jt.org/92/92ababynames.phtml Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Tater Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 I knew a Vietnamese(?) girl whose first name was Bich and, yes, it was pronounced how you'd think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Tater Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 Why do people name there kids Richard when their last names are already so sexually suggestive......I'll never understand. I knew a guy back in HS named <something> Richard Head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buddha Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 How about former Redskin QB Dick Shiner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jpillian Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 Some pretty good one's in this thread so far. When I was a plebe at West Point, one of the sophmore's in my company was named Michael Hunt. Poor guy. Ironically, he was a prick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOOG Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 OK...I win this contest hands down...for three reasons. One I am not making this name up. Two ....Its my Dads real name. Three..beleive it or not, he is a JUNIOR, yes it's not bad enough my grandfather had it, but they gave it to my dad as well..... OVID HOBERT SHREVE JR/SR as a second runner up I would like to submit my OTHER grandfathers name.... ELMER ERMER PARSONS I did not make these up:D :logo: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artmonkforHOF Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 I went to University with a girl named Kerri Beevor. As a super cool name, I do buisness with a guy name Jack Gravel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Temple Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 Deion Sanders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TorresA Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 Dick Assman http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Assman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 Met a Vietnamese guy named Phuoc and it is in fact pronounced the same way as the F word. It's pronounced fook, I have a customer that has the name as well. In middle school there was Michael Ben Eaton, and yes he was chubby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coach Williams Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 Dick Assmanhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Assman :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 I know my mom dated a guy with a name we used to just have a field day with. I'm going to have to try to remember it. Wish I could. We weren't happy with the guy simply by his name.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shk75 Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 harry boner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praise_gibbs Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 It's pronounced fook Correct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cjcdaman Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 It's pronounced fook, I have a customer that has the name as well. My mom took a stray cat in and he was just horrid. She named him Fuc. "****in' Ugly Cat". The vet loves him. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevinklein Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 There was a teacher at my elementary school named Mrs. Dickoff. Her daughter's name- Tara....no joke. Tara Dickoff. I don't know what the hell drugs her parents were on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinnedAussie Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 When I was working as a cab driver in Darwin, I had regular passengers with the surname of Mota. They were from one of the Pacific Islands. Anyways, one son was named Lectric, and another was named Desel. Get it; Lectric Mota and Desel Mota. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUforREDSKINS Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 Hunter Pea****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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