TradeTheBeal! Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 ...he bathes in chicken stock and uses bleu cheese as anti-perspirant. ...he diagrams his first 12 plays the night before a game, usually at the local Waffle House using "X"s of bacon and sausage patties as "O"s. ...he enjoys beef jerky with chocolate fondue! Next? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apickmans Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 ......his blood type is RAGU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Weirdo Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Thief. that is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 -when he wears cleats, he strikes oil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt'n Obvious Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 - his cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishOrange15 Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 - they use the elastic in his underwear for bungy jumping. YAKUZA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fwo40 Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 He wore a Malcom X shirt and a helicopter tried to land on him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FedExFielder Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 ...people don't talk around his back because their cars don't have enough gas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number5 Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 He used Fed Ex as his personal toilet for the past 3+ seasons. Only reason he didn't crap on the Skins last season is cause the sign said, OUT OF SERVICE....... Well, at least I thought it was funny.... :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeronimobrat Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 that his close resemblance is Bill Parcells :logo: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo#44 Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 by the time he turns around - it's tomorrow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jett Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 he ate tuna for lunch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monte51Coleman Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 ...that when he hauls ass he has to make two trips. (I know it's old but it's still my favorite.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 He sweats crisco................... When he wears a red shirt people yell "Hey Kool-Aid man" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba9497 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 he has his own zip code he has more chins Than a Chinese phone book his chest hair is a protected forest he buys Dolly Partons old bras he hasn't seen his feet since he was three he's banned from all You can eat buffets nationwide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twenty-eight Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 He used Fed Ex as his personal toilet for the past 3+ seasons. Only reason he didn't crap on the Skins last season is cause the sign said, OUT OF SERVICE.......Well, at least I thought it was funny.... :laugh: You got SWEPT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twenty-eight Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Let's not get carried away -- Henry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Everytime he turns around he's in a different time zone He bent over a two stools and a toilet fell out He spits butter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paredskinsfan Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 his waist size is equator he has to put his belt on with a boomerang when he was born he gave the hospital stretch marks he jumped in the air and got stuck when his wife "gets on top" her ears pop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number24 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Redskins defence can't get around him... (I guess we'll find out in two days.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Crumbs from his steak and cheese don't fall to the ground, they settle into an orbit around him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt'n Obvious Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 he has his own zip codehe has more chins Than a Chinese phone book his chest hair is a protected forest he buys Dolly Partons old bras he hasn't seen his feet since he was three he's banned from all You can eat buffets nationwide Winner. :eaglesuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number5 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Redskins defence can't get around him... (I guess we'll find out in two days.) :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Weirdo Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Winner. :eaglesuck I thought Number5's joke was better than this. These are the oldest most cliched fat jokes in the book. Bubba can do better! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt'n Obvious Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 I thought Number5's joke was better than this. These are the oldest most cliched fat jokes in the book. Bubba can do better! Oldies but goodies, and six of them at that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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