DWinzit Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 Vandals paint Greyhounds on him! He makes Richard Simmons cry When he wears a red shirt, people yell "Hey Kool-aid" When he wears a purple shirt kids yell "Barney" When he wears a yellow shirt people yell "Taxi" When he goes to the beach, Greenpeace drags his ass back into the water! He's touched more Keeblers than the Elf! He's taller lying down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Brown #43 Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 He used Fed Ex as his personal toilet for the past 3+ seasons. Only reason he didn't crap on the Skins last season is cause the sign said, OUT OF SERVICE....... I guess Reid must have been constipated when we swept you last year... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba9497 Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 His right hand to his left hand is a toll call instead of GPS, his wife tracks him with a seismograph he has his own stratosphere his pants are made by Barnum & Bailey He sweats cream cheese He has a purple tattoo, USDA approved He gets an enema by Roto Routter His car was made by Caterpillar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba9497 Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 I thought Number5's joke was better than this. of course you would it wasn't even funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DWinzit Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 After watching Tuna and Denny Green shaking hands at the end of the game, I'm not so certain Andy is the fattest. Tuna's below the belt fupa stuck out farther than his boobs :puke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trippster Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 He can't bend down to kiss the rings on Joe Gibbs' hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sebowski Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 Andy Ried is so fat, Fat **** is his 'mimi-me". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alabama Man Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 He ate the redskins 700 page playbook and shat it out all over the field yesterday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DWinzit Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 He ate the redskins 700 page playbook and shat it out all over the field yesterday. Then maybe it will be broken down so Brunell can understand it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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