rincewind Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Whoa, Rince! Shhhh, man, keep that sheet on the downlow. :doh: Like John Hartford said "If i'm holdin', there's no need you holdin'" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cjcdaman Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 I know ... don't be mad ... I'm sorry ... Geez. I suck at life. Call your mom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoeRedskins Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 No way!!! I'm an :halo: You might be the only angel that knows what a flesh light is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief skin Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Maybe the Mods should open a Lonely hearts Redskins forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visionary Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Maybe the Mods should open a Lonely hearts Redskins forum They could make AFC mod of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurd Cudins Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 you should try the new dating service, Lowered Expectations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twenty-eight Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Borat- Does the women here have nice... physique? Employer: Well, that's something I've got to talk to you about, because that could be sexual harassment. See, in America, in the workplace, men and women are equal. Borat-What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdowwe Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Just had to post in this one. I hope this is a late April Fools day joke. If not, get this guys IP and ban him for life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CandaceM23 Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 You might be the only angel that knows what a flesh light is. :laugh: Call your mom. You better leave my mom out of this!!! She did a good job raising me! She taught me not to show the snatch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 :laugh: You better leave my mom out of this!!! She did a good job raising me! She taught me not to show the snatch! How did that lesson go down? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stwasm Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Funny how we haven't heard word one from this guy since all the answers that have been posted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 :laugh: You better leave my mom out of this!!! She did a good job raising me! She taught me not to show the snatch! That's not what Dfitz said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donita35 Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 There is alot wrong with porn.Outside of the degradation of women of all cultures and the drug abuse that's rampent in the industry.But Jake Steed has some funny stuff.:2cents: Gotta love those rappers/porn stars. :laugh: "Jay Steed gets that______" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cjcdaman Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 You better leave my mom out of this!!! She did a good job raising me! She taught me not to show the snatch! :laugh: I was just responding to your "I suck at life" comment. And you don't have to show the snatch. A little teasing drives a dude crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cjcdaman Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Funny how we haven't heard word one from this guy since all the answers that have been posted. Yeah, I kinda feel bad for him. :laugh: But, c'mon! how many dating sites are out there? And he comes to ES to find a woman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stwasm Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Yeah, I kinda feel bad for him. :laugh: But, c'mon! how many dating sites are out there? And he comes to ES to find a woman? True. But, at least he has good taste in women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CandaceM23 Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 I just signed back on the board ... and there's a user with the name of Morning Wood. He needs to come in here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CandaceM23 Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 True. But, at least he has good taste in women. And this Stewy ... is why we love you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raub Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 16/f/cali :kiss: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 I just signed back on the board ... and there's a user with the name of Morning Wood.He needs to come in here. So was that pun intended or not? :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Sassy Molassy Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 I just signed back on the board ... and there's a user with the name of Morning Wood.He needs to come in here. Uh, TOOCT!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Dateline NBC is going to show up here any moment and throw all you pervs on TV. .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stwasm Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 And this Stewy ... is why we love you. Aw, shucks!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Aw, shucks!!!! Ladies, beware of the man with the camera. Ask yourself, what kind of man always carries a camera around with him, a voyeur, a paperatzi, a peeping tom. Stwasm will one day show up in the headlines and everyone will be like... "He seemed like such a nice young man. Always quiet, never caused anyone trouble. I never thought he'd..." And do you ever wonder why in his sig, he's always pointing at someone else, like he's trying to say... he did it! It wasn't me! I tell you beware the man witht he camera. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stwasm Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Ladies, beware of the man with the camera. Ask yourself, what kind of man always carries a camera around with him, a voyeur, a paperatzi, a peeping tom. Stwasm will one day show up in the headlines and everyone will be like... "He seemed like such a nice young man. Always quiet, never caused anyone trouble. I never thought he'd..." And do you ever wonder why in his sig, he's always pointing at someone else, like he's trying to say... he did it! It wasn't me! I tell you beware the man witht he camera. Why, Burgold. If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were jealous. We'll take this one by one: I carry a camera with me when I KNOW celebrities, athletes or other notables will be in the vicinity. Secondly, my pointing is a "number-one" or "I love you" or "What up, Dawg" sign. Lastly, it's not my nature to deliberately hurt or otherwise embarrass anyone. Don't be hatin'. It's not nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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