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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060627/ap_en_ce/limbaugh_viagra

WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. - Rush Limbaugh was detained for more than three hours Monday at Palm Beach International Airport after authorities said they found a bottle of Viagra in his possession without a prescription

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I was just watching Scarborough Country...I think he said something about it being a prescription under another man's name....so it might be stolen viagra?

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I was just watching Scarborough Country...I think he said something about it being a prescription under another man's name....so it might be stolen viagra?

:doh:

Can I be famous please? :doh: Let me live under the public scrutiny, I'm begging you. This story is going to get ran into the ground!

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I was just watching Scarborough Country...I think he said something about it being a prescription under another man's name....so it might be stolen viagra?

:doh:

I doubt its stolen, I would guess its someone elses perscription that he bought. He probably was too embarrassed to go get his own, cause he knew it would get out. well it got out anyways.

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I doubt its stolen, I would guess its someone elses perscription that he bought. He probably was too embarrassed to go get his own, cause he knew it would get out.

:applause: To repeat, let me be famous and in the public eye, PLEASE. :doh:

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So this moron gets in trouble for doctor shopping and then goes out and does another shady deal with another doctor? If the prescrip was in his doctor name to preserve privacy then he couldn't have gotten in from the pharmacy and that's illegal. Yeah viagra is nothing but come on this guy is asking for it.

Would you be dumb enough to be coming off a deal with the DA concerning doctors and walk around with pills not in your name?

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So this moron gets in trouble for doctor shopping and then goes out and does another shady deal with another doctor? If the prescrip was in his doctor name to preserve privacy then he couldn't have gotten in from the pharmacy and that's illegal. Yeah viagra is nothing but come on this guy is asking for it.

Would you be dumb enough to be coming off a deal with the DA concerning doctors and walk around with pills not in your name?

I dont have to worry about it cause I dont need viagra and Im not famous(with haters, I just got haters with no fame) :D

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I was just watching Scarborough Country...I think he said something about it being a prescription under another man's name....so it might be stolen viagra?

:doh:

Maybe it was under "Jeff Christie" or whatever his rockin' DJ name used to be...

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Let me apologize in advance to everyone who's offended by this - I couldn't stop myself. :)

An Ode to Rush

You've had a long day telling lies.

Now you're taking to the skies

To meet your love, your mood: so placid.

The problem: "Little Rush" - so flaccid.

That's OK, you'll get your thrills

Just don't forget those little pills.

Yet once again you've been detained,

Your pristine virtue: sullied, stained,

Caught with bottle, yet no Rx -

The highest price you've paid for sex.

The challenge now: just how to spin

An embarrassing loss into a win.

A conspiracy, would be my guess

Framed, you were, by the liberal press!

And why should chemically assisted matings

Impact upon your Arbitron ratings?

Your listeners: trusting, dedicated

Must not they, too, be medicated?

Still, an issue of some import:

How to best stay out of court.

Or, if need be, just how to nudge

Proceedings toward a Dittohead judge.

A legal eagle’s what you need

Someone of Johnny Cochran’s speed,

Keen of mind, and sharp of wit:

“If the condom don’t fit, you must acquit!”

Win at all costs, like O.J. did,

Or you’ll wish that Viagra had stayed hid.

For if in prison, I’m sure you know

The “bottom bunk” is where you’ll go,

Your cellmate, one of those “plumber” types,

Gleefully snaking out your pipes

Or plungering some deep impaction -

The worst yet type of “affirmative action,”

A bitter prospect, so foul, so rotten

You’ll be reaching for the Oxycontin.

Copyright, “The Chief,” 2006

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So this moron gets in trouble for doctor shopping and then goes out and does another shady deal with another doctor? If the prescrip was in his doctor name to preserve privacy then he couldn't have gotten in from the pharmacy and that's illegal. Yeah viagra is nothing but come on this guy is asking for it.

Would you be dumb enough to be coming off a deal with the DA concerning doctors and walk around with pills not in your name?

Your right, men never get in trouble over sex or women. :laugh:

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Some might say it's just Viagra, but it is a prescription drug that was in

someone else's name. Since he just reached a deal with the DA on Rx

fraud he must think he is above the law.

Some would say it is no big deal if it were an illegal drug, like say marijuana. That is of course if it wasn't Rush. And no, I'm not defending him. It appears he broke the law, and should be punished for it. To be honest I know little about the guy, just that a lot of people hate, and those people tend to disagree with me on some issues.

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