fuji869 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP 1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up." 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You take naps. 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach. 19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests. 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff." 21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. 22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going??to drink that much again." 23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar. 25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh S*$# what the hell happened?" 26. Bonus: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt. Then you forward it to a bunch of old pals & friends 'cause you know they'll enjoy it & do the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gutlead74 Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 25 candles on your cake:cheers:im old:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KDawg Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 I'm still safe!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonard Washington Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 its going to be a while before #5 happens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Bonus: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you No comment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Symbol Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Well #'s 1,3,4,7,11,12,19,24,25 apply for me. However, that's only 9 out of 26, not bad for an old man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dchogs Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 i seriously doubt #23 applies to anyone here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 i seriously doubt #23 applies to anyone here Hey, doesn't this place count as "work" if you're a mod? [/brownnose] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coach Williams Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 :yawn:.....I know, I know.....I gotta say it.....repeat thread.... Fuji you were here before me and I've seen this at least 4 times now..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander PK Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Yup, I'm old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Nostril Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 I think this list is flawed. I've got 16 of 25, and I still live with my parents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 When I was young I had a digestive track made out of stainless steel. Nowadays I really have to be careful what I eat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 :yawn:.....I know, I know.....I gotta say it.....repeat thread....Fuji you were here before me and I've seen this at least 4 times now..... Oh lighten up Brice. Once a year for a few isn't so bad. Especially with the way the place has grown these days. Besides, some of us are grown up and can't remember that far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuji869 Posted March 28, 2006 Author Share Posted March 28, 2006 :yawn:.....I know, I know.....I gotta say it.....repeat thread....Fuji you were here before me and I've seen this at least 4 times now..... Oh man a repeat thread, I think this is an Extremeskins First. What will we do, I guess we are going to have to shut down the whole freaking site. :whoknows: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gortiz Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 I'm still safe!! not for long my friend.......not for long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMac Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 That list is sad....funny.....true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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