motorhead Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 So I get a cigar out from my little humidor. I smell it. mmmm. I stick it in my mouth. I find some nice wooden matches. I smile. I open the match box. I bring out a match. I light it. I tilt the match, waiting patiently for the flame to stabilize. It does. I bring the flame to the cigar tip. I draw. I forgot to cut the cigar. :doh: I think we all do stuff like that. On Tuesday I woke up 0213 and I looked over at my two alarm clocks. Nothing was set.I was like is this Sunday or an away day game? Then I was like that's right it's Tuesday.:doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renaissance Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Can one eat too many pistachios? Like are they bad for you if you eat too many? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royallypwned Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Why do the Dallas Cowboys hold their training camp in California? California is not Texas. California is not near Texas. That's silly. San Antonio is in Texas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royallypwned Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Why do the Dallas Cowboys hold their training camp in California? California is not Texas. California is not near Texas. That's silly. To actually answer this question, it's a matter of the climate, period. Who would want to train in Texas during the hottest parts of the summer when it's 105 degrees on a daily basis, when you can train in much cooler weather in Cali? But at the very least they are training inside at the Alamodome this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ixcuincle Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Nothing wrong with eating too many pistachios. Although they always say "moderation is key" but you'd have to eat a hella lot of pistachios for anything bad to happen "Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months." -Oscar Wilde Six months...man I still wear the clothing given away at Virginia Tech basketball games even though I graduated like 2 years ago lol. Going clothes shopping is stupid. I'm no female. Is clothes shopping a female thing only? I can't get excited about that. Unless of course we are going back to Blacksburg to buy VT gear! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royallypwned Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 pecans > pistachios Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacky McSlackAss Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 pecans > pistachios Not even close dude, the only thing that comes close to pistachios are almonds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TGI Jef Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 drunk on local microbrew and local bands and your local mom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Why do the Dallas Cowboys hold their training camp in California? California is not Texas. California is not near Texas. That's silly. Much like the Cowboys organization. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TGI Jef Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 (romo gay marriage/ dumping woman/california joke) trying to think of one that wouldnt get me - a d list es'er - banned but then again, the day someone is banned on a Redskins site for making a Romo/gay joke - -just not a day i will be proud of being a Redskins fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royallypwned Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Not even close dude, the only thing that comes close to pistachios are almonds. I just realllly love pecans. Pecan tree = state tree of Texas. :yes: Much like the Cowboys organization. Cowboys = super serious business. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TGI Jef Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 really sucks being hopelessly intoxicated on this site and wanting to trash NFC East teams/question the seuxality of their quarterbacks/question the loyalty of said players wives on ExtremeSkins one of my first times, and hardly pleasurable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohioskinsfan Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 http://www.buynecklineslimmer.com/?mid=552766 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royallypwned Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 http://www.buynecklineslimmer.com/?mid=552766lol I see that and raise you this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo-qSG3-22Y Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunny Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 I broke up with my ex 9 months ago, after 5 years together. Today I saw him and his new girlfriend together and I felt indifferent. I know I made the right choice, and I'm happy. The bad news is, I also found out today I'm required to work every Sunday at my new job and the shifts are either from 11-4, or 5-11. FML! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoRUSupposed2Be Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 I just got done feeding my son after my fiancee woke me up to do so. I guess she felt like taking rotational shifts tonight without consulting me about it first . Just got done watching Fox's Reality Television and now I'm watching Punk'd. I'd wonder if ever one of these pranks got out of hand, if they'd have to cancel the show?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubble Screen Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 If it's meant to know, then you'll still not know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunny Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 I lied in bed for about an hour, couldn't sleep. Back to the computer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt Rich Fla Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 I just asked myself the same thing. My girls are at their mothers tonight. Too quiet around here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
techboy Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 I'm a teacher on summer break, and I'm composing my latest massive post, oddly enough, in a thread you started. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Oh, just some minor freaking out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAPT_CHAOS47 Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 i am in iraq and its 7 hours ahead of east coast.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighOnHendrix Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Night shift...night shift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SC_RedskinsFan Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 I get up at 5:30 to go run, im back now;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighOnHendrix Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 I get up at 5:30 to go run, im back now;) Be careful with that; I almost hit two bimbos as I was coming out of work the other night. Some people don't believe in sidewalks. :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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