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      The Bill Callahan era began here at the Hard Rock Stadium in Miami. For the first quarter it was really,really bad football being played by both teams. 
      The Redskins were determined to establish the Run game. The First Quarter all they established was that they still couldn’t run. Or pass. Or do much of anything. 
       
      It wasn’t until the 2nd Quarter that Peterson was able to start ripping the worst Run D in the League for chunks of 18 & 24 yards. The Skins managed to score a TD with a 25 yard pass to Scary Terry McLaurin. 
       
      The Dolphins would open the Second Half only managing five plays before the Redskins would get the ball punted back to them. They would run a balanced run/pass attack of six plays for 70 yards in 1:25 ending in McLaurin’s second touchdown of the day. The Defense would then get a turnover allowing the Offense to get to Field Goal range and add another 3 points to make the score 17-3. 
       
      To open the Fourth Quarter, Hopkins would miss a 55 yard Field Goal, leaving the score at 17-3.  After being sacked five times, the Dolphins would pull their own switcharoo at QB and go to Ryan “Neckbeard” Fitzpatrick which resulted in a touchdown drive for them, making it 17-10. They went for & recovered the Onside Kick. They also managed to not score any points after that. The Dolphins would find theirselves with ball at the 2:00 Warning. Fitzpatrick would take them on a 9 play 75 yard touchdown drive with six seconds remaining on the clock. Miami went for the win with the 2 Point Conversion and failed. The Redskins would recover the onside kick by Miami and Keenum took a knee to get the Redskins their first win of the season. 
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What is "Pwn"? It can't be an abbreviation for "pawn" because that would be the lamest thing ever. Say it ain't so!

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What is "Pwn"? It can't be an abbreviation for "pawn" because that would be the lamest thing ever. Say it ain't so!

Yes, I'm quoting myself.

Well, I looked it up myself and it's worse than I previously thought. It comes from a typographical error for "owned", which is dumb in its own right.

:doh:

I'm sorry that I'm a little slow on the computer jargon uptake. I hate this crap.

...and that's my random thought.

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Yes, I'm quoting myself.

Well, I looked it up myself and it's worse than I previously thought. It comes from a typographical error for "owned", which is dumb in its own right.

:doh:

I'm sorry that I'm a little slow on the computer jargon uptake. I hate this crap.

...and that's my random thought.

Unsonny is going to want to have a little chat with you. :security:

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So it's Giants week, so we still get the same ol where's duckett threads and this and that but I really could've gone all ****in year without more lavar threads.................DAMMIT!!!!

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I feel inconsequential, and my wife is snoring on the couch. Should I pray for a hot sexy woman to arrive and wake her up?

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Ran across this thread and hadn't seen it before. Couldn't stop laughing so felt it deserved a bump.

My thought is one of my favorites from Jack Handy

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God

is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him

is "Probably because of something you did."

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If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God

is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him

is "Probably because of something you did."

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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I got a call this morning on one of my cell phones. It said "Number Withheld." I listened for a second and when nobody answered, I hung up. Though I did hear a woman's voice saying "Hello?" when I did so. So withhold the number?

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Okay. So maybe there are good reasons, and it was a wrong number probably, just struck me odd at the time.

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Ever wonder how close a fly gets to the ceiling before it turns over to land???

maybe it grabs on with its front two legs and swings the rest of its body up.

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My ****ing in-laws are coming down tonight and staying until Tuesday. Tuesday it's supposed to snow, so they'll probably be here until Wednesday or Thursday.

****.

:doh:

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If a tree fall in the forest and there's nobody around to hear it does it make a sound? Of course it does and it's the arrogance of human superioity to think just because they are not there the laws of physics do not apply.

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