SkinsOrlando Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 How come girls sleep with you than call you an ass when you dont call em for a week? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 why do women find porn so disgusting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 If you have a hotel with an infinite number of rooms, it is possible for every room to be occupied and for there to always be a vacancy at the same time. No. How come girls sleep with you than call you an ass when you dont call em for a week? Beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 No.Beer. I don't pick up drunk chicks, not my style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 I don't pick up drunk chicks, not my style. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BALLz Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Is it possible to get pleasure from banging out furniture? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outbaksean Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Is it possible to get pleasure from banging out furniture? Haven't you ever had a matress with a hole in it;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 :laugh: Funny thing is, I'm serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Funny thing is, I'm serious. arent you the guy that Slacky says like drunk russian teens? :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 arent you the guy that Slacky says like drunk russian teens? :laugh: Not drunk, YOUNG russian teens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Not drunk, YOUNG russian teens. oops. big difference!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsjunkie2 Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 I want to retire from life and live on a Greek island and eat goat cheese, fish that I have caught, and drink good local red wine. No tv, no computer, no cell phone...just the water by my feet, good food, local people, and the beautiful land...and someone who loves me just for me with all my hangups and neuroses. Oh and a bar during the football season that I can watch my Redskins games on. That's it - that's all I need. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsince72 Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 Sometimes when I play PS3 Madden 08 online with my friend, I let my 14 play for me cause he is awesome at it. Then I take credit for the win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Shot Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 There are times when I feel the breezetunnel bend above my head. My dead grampa speaks to me through broken records. It buzzes crystal bounces over the green hills. There is a spring that reflects into cloud masses that dripp mysteriously from the sky. The doves beneath catch the tears. It's a weightless drop that hits the ground and subsequentially becomes a life form. It sprouts and splashes into an absorption of the found sequence. The solution. It's eternally heavy headed, like a siren on a cerebral pack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeknows Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 i need to find a woman...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Shot Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 i need to find a woman...... here's to that:cheers: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 You know you and your friends drink too much when one starts a story about a particularly debuacherous night, and another one adds "oh yea, thats the night i ran into a tree" and then the question has to be asked "in a car or on foot?" :laugh: Even better is when the answer is "on foot." :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ixcuincle Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 Yesterday I discovered for the first time radio legend Jack Fleming. Great WVU football / basketball announcer back in the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 Yesterday I discovered for the first time radio legend Jack Fleming. Great WVU football / basketball announcer back in the day. WVU is going to name their pressbox in the football stadium in honor of him pretty soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cathartic-j Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 Not all thoughts should be threads. Yeah, I'm sure that somebody cracked that by page 30, but it really wouldn't be worth my time to check. My real random thought: most people probably aren't really as bad (or, if you're naive like me, then "as good") as we think they are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 I love the fact that for some reason people believe that they somehow have some power over whether I answer their questions or not because they ask something in a really stupid way. Like Im somehow going to get worried or nervous over some chatter on here. And I love how people want intelligent conversations yet throw around words like "foolish" and "childish" like they expect you to respond well to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 My puppy poops alot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praise_gibbs Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 i need to find a woman...... When you find one... ask if she has a younger sister. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Shot Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 The small pointy eyed rabbit chops on the granola bar with its two front teeth. ya ya ya. If you like skipping, dee dee, follow the pointy eyed rabbit. Thumper is his name. Hit the ground with his two thumpy feet. But don't flatten me son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGB Spender Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 Why do we drive through parkways and park in driveways? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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