stevenaa Posted February 14, 2007 Author Share Posted February 14, 2007 French Onion soup sucks but French Onion dip rocks. Go figure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Skins_&_'Stons Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 If God had intended us not to masturbate he would've made our arms shorter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Skins_&_'Stons Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 “The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.” -GC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 I'd like to own a house big enough to put a miniature, rideable train in it, a la Silver Spoons. That would be :pimp:. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Harris Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 I'd like to own a house big enough to put a miniature, rideable train in it, a la Silver Spoons. That would be :pimp:. funny, i remember running a train at your house..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 funny, i remember running a train at your house..... Hey ****er, your smilies broken? I didn't think I plowed your mom that hard. :nutkick: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redskinsfanatical Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 when life gives you lemons.......pour the tequila Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 Why is it that my 15 pound pug lays piles 5 times the size of my 28 pound pug, she's like a feaking playdoh factory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUforREDSKINS Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 I interned on capitol hill last year. When I didn't have anything to do I would go ask other people. As I walked around to different cubicles asking "what should I do" I noticed people watching sportscenter and chatting on AIM. So I just sat on ES all day. My conclusion is that no one on The HIll really knows what the heck they are doing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOOG Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 poo stinks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 One the package of some dog food. "New and improved." Wonder who get's the job of finding that out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THUNDERDOME Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 I want my pogs back..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-Prime Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 I hate Remax in VA and the idiots that work there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Skins_&_'Stons Posted March 25, 2007 Share Posted March 25, 2007 Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, Chef's attorney would certainly want you to believe that his client wrote "Stinky Britches" ten years ago. And they make a good case. Hell, I almost felt pity myself! But, ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.A.C.O.L.B. Posted March 25, 2007 Share Posted March 25, 2007 I have a zit on my junk. At least I hope it's a zit. I just noticed it when I was taking a piss. I swear I just took a piss. Oh what the hell. I'm going to sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
borninblood Posted March 25, 2007 Share Posted March 25, 2007 snl sucks really bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted March 25, 2007 Share Posted March 25, 2007 45 bags of mulch later, some sunburn and I'm still not finished. Stupid yard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bschurm Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 It was really cold down here on Friday, I think it was close to 56 degrees. Bump! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacky McSlackAss Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 just got back from the russell peters stand up show in dc tonight. the guy is hilarious. if you havent heard of him, search his name on youtube and enjoy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edgun88 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 Why isn't the wizards game being televised? I'm hungry so I think i'll grab some food...and I don't think Jim Gaffigan is funny Have you ever made love to a panda? Jim Gaffigan has. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 Well, I just wiped my arse with one sheet of toilet paper, thanks Sheryl Crow, now I got **** stuck under my fingernails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaimeDeCurry Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 After a lot of deliberation, I've decided that I like the blue one better. Let's hope it doesn't backfire on me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bschurm Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 Well, I just wiped my arse with one sheet of toilet paper, thanks Sheryl Crow, now I got **** stuck under my fingernails. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CenterSnap Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 ugggh, my alergies started again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edgun88 Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Well, I just wiped my arse with one sheet of toilet paper, thanks Sheryl Crow, now I got **** stuck under my fingernails. TMI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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