fuji869 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Top Ten Dick Cheney Excuses 10. "Heart palpitation caused trigger finger to spasm" 9. "Wanted to get the Iraq mess off the front page" 8. "Not enough Jim Beam" 7. "Trying to stop the spread of bird flu" 6. "I love to shoot people" 5. "Guy was making cracks about my lesbian daughter" 4. "I thought the guy was trying to go 'gay cowboy' on me" 3. "Excuse? I hit him, didn't I?" 2. "Until Democrats approve medicare reform, we have to make some tough choices for the elderly" 1. "Made a bet with Gretzky's wife" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopper Dave Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 I like number 6. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinfan133 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 "ahh toche my liberal friend! but i remind you that i never had that gun in my posesion at that specific time, and my lawyer would be happy to explain why!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuji869 Posted February 15, 2006 Author Share Posted February 15, 2006 Hey, I am a Conservative and a Republican, I just like political humor even if it is pointed at my party. You should see some of the Clinton stuff I have post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinfan133 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Hey, I am a Conservative and a Republican, I just like political humor even if it is pointed at my party. You should see some of the Clinton stuff I have post. all the same, so am I! i just like pointing fun at something that can be funny, even if the guy is dying from a heart atack:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 There's a great Aerosmith song converted to "Cheney's Got a Gun" Funny as hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Keep laughing, but with this finger, I can park a cruise missle in your @$$ in 5 seconds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKINZ_DOMIN8 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 What another "genius" thread. If the guy dies you won't be laughing. Or maybe you probably will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief skin Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 The guy had ties to the terrorista that attacked us on 911 so I had to take him out. Same BS the VP fed us day in and day out ledaing up to the Iraq war. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
webnarc Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 What another "genius" thread. If the guy dies you won't be laughing. Or maybe you probably will. Scotty McClellan's making jokes so the White House approves of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hu-bison-skinsfan Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 There's a great Aerosmith song converted to "Cheney's Got a Gun" Funny as hell Too funny. Now this tune will be in my head all day. Off all the ones on the list, this one sounds about right: 2. "Until Democrats approve medicare reform, we have to make some tough choices for the elderly" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 I'm in the someone lying in CCU isn't funny camp, but I admit number 2 was funny to me too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NASMTrainer Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 #2 Roflmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 #2 is fantastic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 No. 2 is sheer genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 "I had intelligence that my buddy was, in fact, a quail" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monte51Coleman Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 That hairpiece looked like a quail? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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