CalSkins81 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Sadly I hate to admit it but, most of them are true. 1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS. 2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND. 3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO. 4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO. 5. WE DROP OUR 3:00 A.M. SUBMARINE SANDWICH ON THE FLOOR (WHICH WE'RE EATING EVEN THOUGH WE ARE NOT THE LEAST BIT HUNGRY) PICK IT UP AND CARRY ON EATING IT. 6. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOO MUCH. 7. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAYS BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!" 8. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US 9. THE MAN WE'RE FLIRTING WITH USED TO BE OUR 5TH GRADE TEACHER. 10. THE URGE TO TAKE OFF ARTICLES OF CLOTHING, STAND ON A TABLE AND SING OR DANCE BECOMES STRANGELY OVERWHELMING TO US. 11. OUR EYES JUST DON'T SEEM TO WANT TO STAY OPEN ON THEIR OWN SO WE KEEP THEM HALF CLOSED AND THINK IT LOOKS EXOTICALLY SEXY. 12. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT. 13. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN. 14. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR ( or the mop?) 15. WE START EVERY CONVERSATION WITH A BOOMING, "DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY BUT..." 16. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT. 17. OUR HUGS BEGIN TO RESEMBLE WRESTLING TAKE-DOWN MOVES. 18. WE ARE TIRED SO WE JUST SIT ON THE FLOOR (WHEREVER WE HAPPEN TO BE STANDING) AND TAKE A QUICK NAP. 19. WE BEGIN LEAVING THE BUTTONS OPEN ON OUR BUTTON FLY PANTS TO CUT DOWN ON THE TIME WE'RE IN THE BATHROOM AWAY FROM OUR DRINK. 20. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CalSkins81 Posted January 31, 2006 Author Share Posted January 31, 2006 Sorry I changed the font to black. HAHAHA. here it is. Edit button, Grasshopper. ~TK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dks1240 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 change the font color Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dks1240 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 ah, working now for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TXSkinsChick Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 guess it's just me...but i've never done a single one of those Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinthePRF Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 21. Men get laid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dks1240 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 i dont really do any of those. the one that i come close to would have to be #10 and that is on very rare, very regretful nights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RabidFan Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Rarely to girls who are cute or/and dressed scantily look bad dancing no matter how many or lack of moves they have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CalSkins81 Posted January 31, 2006 Author Share Posted January 31, 2006 Mine would be #7, except it would be more like "Oh ****, thats my jamm"!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
webnarc Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 21. Men get laid. :laugh: When I was younger I used to hang out near the bar watching the first year girls doing shots. As soon as I'd hear one of them say "it doesn't matter, I won't remember any of this in the morning" I'd move in.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoyler23 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 The scent of drunk chick and vanilla scented perfume still turms my stomach. Is that Vanilla perfume THE scent of "chick who throws up at the party?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pez Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Come to the tailgate.... you will see all 20 in action... :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoeRedskins Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 All seem true, but #7 gets on my nerves. I used to hang out with these group of girls who had a list of about 1 million songs that were "their song." But what truly amazed me was that they some how knew all the words to all 1 million. That was pretty impressive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Re: #2. It is. Re: #10. God bless alcohol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dfitzo53 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 I knew I'd seen this before. Blondie beat you to it by about 9 months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prosperity Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Hooray Beer, well as long as it is at the magical point past super drunkeness but not quiet at the vomit all over Liberty's shoes area. Either way drunk girls > sober girls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney B Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 i dont really do any of those. the one that i come close to would have to be #10 and that is on very rare, very regretful nights. So, uh, can I buy you a drink? :halo: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Mike Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 :laugh:When I was younger I used to hang out near the bar watching the first year girls doing shots. As soon as I'd hear one of them say "it doesn't matter, I won't remember any of this in the morning" I'd move in.... :rotflmao: OMG thats freakin classic. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 5. WE DROP OUR 3:00 A.M. SUBMARINE SANDWICH ON THE FLOOR (WHICH WE'RE EATING EVEN THOUGH WE ARE NOT THE LEAST BIT HUNGRY) PICK IT UP AND CARRY ON EATING IT. That's just extra seasoning where I come from........................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dks1240 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 tuesday night is a big bar night here. i almost went out tonight but then this thread caught my eye again and i opted to stay in. :doh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondie Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 I just read what I posted on the thread in April. I was talking about my boobs in that thread. SEE WHY I DON'T DRINK!!! :laugh: :laugh: Blondie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander PK Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 :laugh:When I was younger I used to hang out near the bar watching the first year girls doing shots. As soon as I'd hear one of them say "it doesn't matter, I won't remember any of this in the morning" I'd move in.... Now this made made me laugh. :laugh: Better be careful with girls like that, sometimes they do remember, and they aren't too happy about it in the morning, especially if they have boyfriends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Re: #2. It is.Re: #10. God bless alcohol. :applause: :applause: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Sassy Molassy Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 When girls are drunk, it's awesome! Except for the constant talking ... but that's usually during sex, so it's still awesome! J/K maybe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unsonny Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Come to the tailgate.... you will see all 20 in action... :laugh: we can make up some new ones too!!! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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