the burgundy and gold Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 called 911 and Terrel Owens picked up the phone, T.O. told them to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinfan133 Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 called 911 and Terrel Owens picked up the phone, T.O. told them to... just slap the silly elders until they spoke english again, so they did this. the elders then told them the crisis.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgiaredskin Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 Pew wuffa fargol snaps! (which translates into) Snap homies it's the 7 lets bounce. :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: I can't breathe!! :laugh: :laugh: ROFLMFAO :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgiaredskin Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 just slap the silly elders until they spoke english again, so they did this. the elders then told them the crisis.... The King PPE spoke, "This big, FAT, HAIRY, couch-potato-like slug human being visited our planet and started to place all of the UBA (Universal Basketball League) players on steroids. Now our players are larger than ever and we have no rules set in place." Marcus said, "Who in the world could that person be?" The PPE's took them to the PPE jail where he was holed up. ST goes, "Holy Shiznit!! It's Mike Holmgren!!!" And Super Gibbs went over....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinfan133 Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 The King PPE spoke, "This big, FAT, HAIRY, couch-potato-like slug human being visited our planet and started to place all of the UBA (Universal Basketball League) players on steroids. Now our players are larger than ever and we have no rules set in place." Marcus said, "Who in the world could that person be?" The PPE's took them to the PPE jail where he was holed up. ST goes, "Holy Shiznit!! It's Mike Holmgren!!!" And Super Gibbs went over....... and said how could you! you possibly couldent fit throught the worm hole! but that aside dont you remeber the times we had??? back in the early pages of the story, we lamented refs together? what happened???" and then holmgren said, "well it all started after i was killed by that one guy for being fat, you know, right in the middle of our conversation? well anyway after that i...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-Prime Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 Had a snack that consisted of 18 mayonaise omlauts, 3 bowls of Count Chocula covered in butter.. After that I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinfan133 Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 Had a snack that consisted of 18 mayonaise omlauts, 3 bowls of Count Chocula covered in butter.. After that I was deported to cuba, fidel castro gave me a warm welcom and told me, "senor mike holmgren, usted tiena que hablar a el todo populacion nacional sobre los seahawks!" which means, "mike holmgren, you have to speak to the whole nation about the seahawks" then he told mike he had to become a member of the cuban communist party, holmgren agreed as long as he could have a hoggie to go with it, fidel replied IN SPANISH:silly: , "....." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgiaredskin Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 was deported to cuba, fidel castro gave me a warm welcom and told me, "senor mike holmgren, usted tiena que hablar a el todo populacion nacional sobre los seahawks!" which means, "mike holmgren, you have to speak to the whole nation about the seahawks" then he told mike he had to become a member of the cuban communist party, holmgren agreed as long as he could have a hoggie to go with it, fidel replied IN SPANISH:silly: , "....." "Cuidado, cuidado, cuidado, cuidado, Las Llamas!!!!!" (in song). (Be careful, the llamas!). Holmgren looked at him puzzled, and said, "Okaaayy." Then he flipped open his Seahawks cellphone and called........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 ....his local escort service. Sadly, he hung up when the response was "sorry sir, but we don't have any..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgiaredskin Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 ....his local escort service. Sadly, he hung up when the response was "sorry sir, but we don't have any..." :laugh: After lamenting the denial by HOs, Mike decided to trod his way through Mexico back to America so he could pack his stuff when a 9 foot Llama ran in front of his SUV. He slammed on the breaks but it was too late. After the accident, out of nowhere, appears the Super 7 to save the day! They..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 :laugh: After lamenting the denial by HOs, Mike decided to trod his way through Mexico back to America so he could pack his stuff when a 9 foot Llama ran in front of his SUV. He slammed on the breaks but it was too late. After the accident, out of nowhere, appears the Super 7 to save the day! They..... :laugh: (you were supposed to complete the sentence; "sorry sir, we don have any _____." Oh well! ) .....dragged big Mike out of his car and began to shake him violently. "Whatsa matter witchyoo, Holmgren? Hitting defenseless Llama's like that! We oughta..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-Prime Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 :laugh: (you were supposed to complete the sentence; "sorry sir, we don have any _____." Oh well! ).....dragged big Mike out of his car and began to shake him violently. "Whatsa matter witchyoo, Holmgren? Hitting defenseless Llama's like that! We oughta..." Send you back to those horrible Seahawks!! or even better yet Green bay. The locals are angry you are taking up so much room in our small country.. Now pull that footlong... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 Send you back to those horrible Seahawks!! or even better yet Green bay. The locals are angry you are taking up so much room in our small country.. Now pull that footlong... ...hot dog out of your nose!" Holmgren had crashed while cramming the hot dog into his mouth, and it had ended up going up his nose. Holmgren pulled out the hot dog and said.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgiaredskin Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 ...hot dog out of your nose!" Holmgren had crashed while cramming the hot dog into his mouth, and it had ended up going up his nose. Holmgren pulled out the hot dog and said.... (whoops, sorry about the sentence-i've been off here too long!!) "HOT DOG that was good!!!" Marcus gave him a butt tap and pushed him over to Sean Taylor who........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinfan133 Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 (whoops, sorry about the sentence-i've been off here too long!!)"HOT DOG that was good!!!" Marcus gave him a butt tap and pushed him over to Sean Taylor who........... shot me." "well that was a wierd story of yours holmgren..." said super gibbs, "but you still didnt explain how you came back to life." "well thats the interseting part," said holmgren, "after the llama ST shot me fiasco i descended into hell where..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgiaredskin Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 shot me." "well that was a wierd story of yours holmgren..." said super gibbs, "but you still didnt explain how you came back to life." "well thats the interseting part," said holmgren, "after the llama ST shot me fiasco i descended into hell where..." (he might have shot him the bird but the Super 7 were supposed to save him! :laugh: ) "I met Tuna on his 9th descension into hell. He tried to befriend me but I wouldn't have any of it. So the devil spit me back outta hell saying I was too big anyhow and not worthy of it." Carlos looked at him dumbfoundedly and almost sympathetically, as he passed him another hoagie, and....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinfan133 Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 (he might have shot him the bird but the Super 7 were supposed to save him! :laugh: )"I met Tuna on his 9th descension into hell. He tried to befriend me but I wouldn't have any of it. So the devil spit me back outta hell saying I was too big anyhow and not worthy of it." Carlos looked at him dumbfoundedly and almost sympathetically, as he passed him another hoagie, and....... gave him his own magical bottle of vault that automatically refils itself when its empty, FOR FREE! "this is the best gift ive ever recieved!" said holmgren. "its the least we can do for a guy that was deemed too good for hell!" just then the PPE council proclaimed, "yeah, nice story fatty, but what about the issue at hand, dont we have to get you guys home?" "i supose, but holmgren is too big for the Roght Worm Hole!" cried patty. "well i have a solution!" cried no other than the famous earth scientist.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticVillain Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 gave him his own magical bottle of vault that automatically refils itself when its empty, FOR FREE! "this is the best gift ive ever recieved!" said holmgren. "its the least we can do for a guy that was deemed too good for hell!" just then the PPE council proclaimed, "yeah, nice story fatty, but what about the issue at hand, dont we have to get you guys home?" "i supose, but holmgren is too big for the Roght Worm Hole!" cried patty. "well i have a solution!" cried no other than the famous earth scientist.... Bill Nye The Science guy(The only scientest I know), who explained that Holmgren backmiatoy of his collateral that was connected to his hoagie bone was to big to fit thorught the Rought Worm Hole. Bill Nye Then suggested that they take.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgiaredskin Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 Bill Nye The Science guy(The only scientest I know), who explained that Holmgren backmiatoy of his collateral that was connected to his hoagie bone was to big to fit thorught the Rought Worm Hole. Bill Nye Then suggested that they take.... :laugh: :laugh: The BLACK HOLE. And all the Super 7 and Hoagie Holmgren go, "Not the BLACK HOLE!!!" But Portis spoke and said, "C'mon homies. Let's bounce. Sean will break the way through for us with his........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinfan133 Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 :laugh: :laugh: The BLACK HOLE. And all the Super 7 and Hoagie Holmgren go, "Not the BLACK HOLE!!!" But Portis spoke and said, "C'mon homies. Let's bounce. Sean will break the way through for us with his........... super stare of death that he hasnt pulled out since page 11 or so:silly: so ST stared at the black hole, which became so scared it fled to somewhere around andromeda, which caused andromeda to colapse on itself. this upset the people of andromeda greatly. AI was still hangig around andromeda and he was squashed by the super force of the scared black hole. this made AI very angry. his anger pulsed through the stars and caused a comet to head straight for the horse head nebula, many defense contractors were in effect put out of jobs by this and they all migrated to south africa. ST then had to apologise to all the effected poeples. "now what are we gonna do? holmgren cant fit in the Right Worm Hole and ur black hole has been scared away by ST's super stare of death...." sighed gibbs. "i have a solution!" cried bill nye. "we can fix the Right Worm Hole by making suck up the Wrong worm hole that Ryan Clark went through and was never heard from again in. this will enlarge the Right Worm Hole enough fr holmgren!" "boy you 2 kinds of crazy" said marcus. bill nye said "well i......." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgiaredskin Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 super stare of death that he hasnt pulled out since page 11 or so:silly: so ST stared at the black hole, which became so scared it fled to somewhere around andromeda, which caused andromeda to colapse on itself. this upset the people of andromeda greatly. AI was still hangig around andromeda and he was squashed by the super force of the scared black hole. this made AI very angry. his anger pulsed through the stars and caused a comet to head straight for the horse head nebula, many defense contractors were in effect put out of jobs by this and they all migrated to south africa. ST then had to apologise to all the effected poeples. "now what are we gonna do? holmgren cant fit in the Right Worm Hole and ur black hole has been scared away by ST's super stare of death...." sighed gibbs. "i have a solution!" cried bill nye. "we can fix the Right Worm Hole by making suck up the Wrong worm hole that Ryan Clark went through and was never heard from again in. this will enlarge the Right Worm Hole enough fr holmgren!" "boy you 2 kinds of crazy" said marcus. bill nye said "well i......." (radical! :laugh: ) "am a scientist, ya know." So that whole right worm hole enlarging and sucking up occured, but the consequence was Ryan Clark was spit out of his worm hole back near the Super 7 (sans Clark, add Mike Sellers). Mike Sellers goes,........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinfan133 Posted March 30, 2006 Share Posted March 30, 2006 (radical! :laugh: )"am a scientist, ya know." So that whole right worm hole enlarging and sucking up occured, but the consequence was Ryan Clark was spit out of his worm hole back near the Super 7 (sans Clark, add Mike Sellers). Mike Sellers goes,........... dude, send me back, there were fine 6 breasted aliens and all kinds of naughty people in the Wrong Worm Hole!" "word." said ryan. gibbs floated over while they were being transported throught the right worm hole and ________ to ryan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgiaredskin Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 dude, send me back, there were fine 6 breasted aliens and all kinds of naughty people in the Wrong Worm Hole!" "word." said ryan. gibbs floated over while they were being transported throught the right worm hole and ________ to ryan Gibbs floated over while they were being transported through the right worm hole and preached to Ryan, "This is not a Redskin way to act. It is more like a Smoot/Minnesota Vikings way to act, and not a way to appreciate how you were indirectly saved by the Super 7." Ryan retorted,......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticVillain Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 Gibbs floated over while they were being transported through the right worm hole and preached to Ryan, "This is not a Redskin way to act. It is more like a Smoot/Minnesota Vikings way to act, and not a way to appreciate how you were indirectly saved by the Super 7." Ryan retorted,......... Ryan retorted.... Gibbs if you saw six breasted women you will act like smoot on the boat too. It got real quiet, then all of the sudden two big ass lips came out the right worm hole and at the end of them lips was Smoot and he said...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgiaredskin Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 Ryan retorted....Gibbs if you saw six breasted women you will act like smoot on the boat too. It got real quiet, then all of the sudden two big ass lips came out the right worm hole and at the end of them lips was Smoot and he said...... "I'm all about some cover two...two tittays!!!" Marcus & Sean looked at each other, and then......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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