Hogskin1 Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 True story: A few minutes ago, my wife said, "I sure hope I don't have to go to the emergency room today." I said, "Why would you say that?" She facetiously said, "How could you sit here watching a silly football game if I was at the ER fighting for my life?" I said, "I don't know, but I'd find a way." She thinks that was not the right answer. Help me out here. Is she right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 Your answer was the correct one. I am sure your actions wouldnt reflect your answer if indeed she had to go to the ER (hopefully). But she shouldnt even bother trying to instigate before a playoff game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRGIBBS Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 Too bad you dont have a wife that is as much of a fanatic as you are. Guess Im just lucky to have one. GO SKINS!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moondog Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 :rotflmao: :notworthy dontcha just love women.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bostic Hog Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 Sounds like the wife trying to pick a fight ... give her a credit card and let her go to town, and hopefully NOT the ER .. :logo: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 The paramedics and doctorsa would look after your wife in time of crisis during a Redskins game, BUT who will look out for you during a Redskins game if we start losing???? Ask her if she has your back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingGibbs Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 Sounds like another case of "If he would only show me as much attention" blues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addicted2Skins Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 Wrong answer dude. You've got to tell her she's more preshus than the Redskins. That's the answer she was looking for and that's the one you've got to give if you expect to get any pregame warmups. Careful don't do anything that would end up in the ER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilberMarshall Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 True story:A few minutes ago, my wife said, "I sure hope I don't have to go to the emergency room today." I said, "Why would you say that?" She facetiously said, "How could you sit here watching a silly football game if I was at the ER fighting for my life?" I said, "I don't know, but I'd find a way." She thinks that was not the right answer. Help me out here. Is she right? She must have PMS... mine said the same shtuff yesterday... and I was "hon, why you got to go wish somn like that on yourself?" Damn brods why they got to take it to the extreme... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThomasRoane Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 If you want your marriage to survive you have to learn when NOT to be honest. Since the chances of that really happening are very low you shoulda said 'no way honey! I'd be there beside you all the way!' Regardless of whether or not, in reality, you'd at least have a radio handy to listen in. Beware of other traps to. Does this make me look fat? Answer is always no! When she tries to get you to confess you don't really like her mom ... don't bite! 'I love your mom! She's the greatest!' Whatever she puts before you? Eat it like you haven't had a meal in 40 days. When she asks you if you would kiss Charlize Theron? Tell her hell no! You think that beauty is all make up. Do whatever it takes to protect your Redskins TV time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistymjohnson Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 If she was fighting for her life... They wouldn't let you in the room anyway. You would be clear to sit in the waiting room and watch the game! (All is fair in love and the REDSKINS) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 If you want your marriage to survive you have to learn when NOT to be honest. Since the chances of that really happening are very low you shoulda said 'no way honey! I'd be there beside you all the way!' Regardless of whether or not, in reality, you'd at least have a radio handy to listen in. Beware of other traps to. Does this make me look fat? Answer is always no! When she tries to get you to confess you don't really like her mom ... don't bite! 'I love your mom! She's the greatest!' Whatever she puts before you? Eat it like you haven't had a meal in 40 days. When she asks you if you would kiss Charlize Theron? Tell her hell no! You think that beauty is all make up. Do whatever it takes to protect your Redskins TV time! Wiser words have never been spoken. Much can be learned from this man. Probably has the happiest marriage ever. My 2 cents? If your wife likes to deal in hypotheticals, you need more information. Ask her if the game is close, can it wait until halftime, and if she thinks there will be an HD TV in the waiting room. Only then can you answer her question with confidence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 That was one of those tricky, "what's more important to you? me or the Redskins?" questions, and the correct answer is "You Honey" as you mumble "during the off season" under your breath Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibbs = Football God Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 I have a simple answer, tie her up in the bedroom and leave her there till the game is over! Not only will you get to watch the game she will never try anything like that again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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