Hooper Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 http://www.fantasyology.com/ Good News For The ‘Skins: Brunell Is Actually Right-Handed Landover, MD – Washington Redskins head coach Joe Gibbs dropped a bombshell during his weekly press conference yesterday. Coach Gibbs said that coaches have determined that veteran QB Mark Brunell is actually right-handed. Brunell, who turns 35 this year, had previously been throwing the ball with his left hand since he started playing Pee-Wee football in 1978. He earned three Pro Bowl trips while playing QB lefty for the Jaguars from 1995 to 2003. “This is very exciting for us to learn that Mark is actually not a terrible, rag-armed, wildly-inaccurate, washed-up, left-handed signal-caller,” said Gibbs. “Now that we know that Mark is actually right-handed, we will begin helping him with the transition. The footwork and mechanics will be different for him, but I think that Mark will be able to pick things up very quickly and help lead the Redskins to the playoffs in 2005,” Gibbs said excitedly. Upon learning the news, team owner Dan Snyder immediately gave Brunell an extra $7.4 million dollar “arm preference status change” bonus, even though neither Brunell nor his agent ever asked for it. Said Snyder, “I knew there was something big wrong with Mark last year. I mean, he completed less than half of his passes, he threw several wobbly downfield ducks that were intercepted, and his QB rating was only 63.9.” Gibbs now plans to give the right-handed Brunell another shot as starting QB in 2005. Patrick Ramsey will back him up, and rookie Jason Campbell will be third-string. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsfan12 Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 Wtf??? . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChampSkinsFanatic Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 laugh now, but the jokes gonna be on the cowgirls and the naysayers come Monday Night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChampSkinsFanatic Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 Wtf??? . . I like your sig. consider it borrowed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dfbovey Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 Isn't this how Rocky beat Clubber Lang? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsD Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 Michael Vick is right handed, writes that way but for some reason throws left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TMat184 Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsfan12 Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 I like your sig. consider it borrowed thanks... . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamshatterer Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 I loved it, that was great!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mooby Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 hahaha. i wish the cowboys defense would gameplan for facing a right handed qb, they'll get a suprise on monday night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joncevensen Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 wow, i thought u were serious, and its looks so real that i didnt find it funny so much as i was grateful it was fake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 As a lefty myself, my first thought was, "So how is him becoming right-handed going to make him better?" And frankly I can't think of how a righty has any more advantage over a lefty, more the other way around (which is why lefties are more prized as pitchers in baseball). Oh well, nice try at humor though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cou-!@#$DALLAS-gh Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 I loved it, that was great!!!! once again....:stupid: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fergasun Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 If I recall... didn't we break this story during training camp? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sisko Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 Actually I thought the funniest one was about Jeff Gar-thee-a. I wonder if Terrell Owens wrote it? Garcia Feels That Harrington Is “Probably A Great Kisser”Detroit, MI – New Detroit Lions QB Jeff Garcia told reporters yesterday that the team’s current starting QB, Joey Harrington, is “probably a great kisser.” Garcia, who played several years for the San Francisco 49ers went on to say that Harrington has made tremendous strides since the team’s May minicamp and that his muscles “look totally huge” in ultra-tight T-shirts. Said Garcia, “Joey has that boy-next-door look about him that just makes you melt like butter when you look at him. But under that youthful exterior, you just know that a strong, sexy man is just bursting to get out.” Garcia went on to say that Harrington “knows exactly what he’s doing when he places his hands under center.” “You know what I really like about him?” asked Garcia. “It’s the pump fake he gives in three-step drops. Well, that and his round buttocks and killer eyes that a guy could really get lost looking into. I bet he kisses like a pro,” said Garcia. For his part, Harrington says he is flattered by all of Garcia’s praise, yet he does appear to be a little uncomfortable with the whole situation. Said Harrington, “This is off the record, but I wouldn’t drop the soap in the shower around Jeff, if you catch my drift.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FootballGuy2677 Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 http://www.fantasyology.com/Good News For The ‘Skins: Brunell Is Actually Right-Handed Landover, MD – Washington Redskins head coach Joe Gibbs dropped a bombshell during his weekly press conference yesterday. Coach Gibbs said that coaches have determined that veteran QB Mark Brunell is actually right-handed. Brunell, who turns 35 this year, had previously been throwing the ball with his left hand since he started playing Pee-Wee football in 1978. He earned three Pro Bowl trips while playing QB lefty for the Jaguars from 1995 to 2003. “This is very exciting for us to learn that Mark is actually not a terrible, rag-armed, wildly-inaccurate, washed-up, left-handed signal-caller,” said Gibbs. “Now that we know that Mark is actually right-handed, we will begin helping him with the transition. The footwork and mechanics will be different for him, but I think that Mark will be able to pick things up very quickly and help lead the Redskins to the playoffs in 2005,” Gibbs said excitedly. Upon learning the news, team owner Dan Snyder immediately gave Brunell an extra $7.4 million dollar “arm preference status change” bonus, even though neither Brunell nor his agent ever asked for it. Said Snyder, “I knew there was something big wrong with Mark last year. I mean, he completed less than half of his passes, he threw several wobbly downfield ducks that were intercepted, and his QB rating was only 63.9.” Gibbs now plans to give the right-handed Brunell another shot as starting QB in 2005. Patrick Ramsey will back him up, and rookie Jason Campbell will be third-string. WHAT ARE YOU DOING GIBBS!?!??!?!?? this better work...and no i love gibbs, but this is just...wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 You are using Bonetti's defense against me. I thought it fitting, considering the rocky terrain. No doubt you will expect me to use cappo faire against you. I find that Tibbault cancels out cappo faire. Don't you? Unless one has studied one's Agrippe. Which I have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iheartskins Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 I thought it was pretty funny Hooper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bounty Hunter #21 Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 Very interesting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 that explains allot. I'll bet he is the highest paid left-throwing right handed QB ever. Also explains why he can't throw the ball more than 45 yards :dallasuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thiebear Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 The first thing i thought of was the Princess Bride: "You are very good," said Westley. "Thank you," answered Zorro, "I have worked hard to become so." "And you are indeed better than I am," Westley admitted. "So it seems. But if that is true, then why are you smiling." "Because, " Westley replied, "I know something you don't know" "And what is that?" asked Zorro. "I am not left handed." And with that, Westley deftly switched his sword to his right hand and threw himself into the battle once more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Underwater Ally Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 Nice! That should be in The Onion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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