Spaceman Spiff

Well Peter King **** off all the way to ****-offville and hop a plane to ****offiztan. That guy's been a fraud for a long time, this is nothing new. Boomer Esiason went to College Park.

No, I can't say those things about Seattle. I'm not sure what the point is here. The Seahawks are light years better as an organization than we are. Are you trying to make yourself feel better that he turned down a better opportunity aside from us? Is that what we should be taking comfort in?

Don't think for a second that the Lions weren't doing everything to keep him, too. They don't want to be out looking for a new coordinator at this stage in the game when they're a few weeks late to the game.

Exactly. And every little thing they ever did becomes a major annoyance when, 24 hours ago, you were still in love.

I really don't see it that way.

This team is trash until the results on the field are better. There's no other way to look at it. New owner? Great, Dan is gone. New GM? Great, let's see what he can do. Until then, this team is trash. Trash team in a trash stadium. In regards to being upset with the guy for ditching "us" during the plane ride...timing's never perfect. Clearly, not many of you have been in the recruiting/hiring chair before. The fact that OMG, THE COMMANDERS BRASS WAS IN THE AIR means nothing. It means LESS than nothing. Would you guys be whining about this if they were informed while they were on the tarmac instead? Would that be better?

I'm sold!

Grant's nipples are extra sensitive today. I'm sure Ben Johnson told the Commanders brass as soon as he figured out that he wanted to stay in Detroit. Like, what's Grant saying here, that Johnson was out to waste everyone's time? What would the better look have been, to wait until the Commanders brass ARRIVED to meet with him to let them know? Aren't they out there interviewing Aaron Glenn, too?

Exactly. I wanted Johnson too, but the way he's getting ****ted on for wanting to stay in a good situation is odd. What he understands (and what plenty of people here seem to not understand, unfortunately) is that he'll always have an opportunity to be a head coach somewhere, as long as the Lions keep looking good. And they're set up to be good for the next few years. There's no reason why that guy should hop ship and come to a mess like ours. Granted, new ownership, exciting new GM but there's still a lot to do and that guy can sit back in Detroit for another year, help guide that team to the playoffs and see what other opportunities are out there this time next year. Some of you guys are acting like he turned down a primo head coaching opportunity in the NFL when that's not really the case.

Do you know from experience

Or maybe he’s just a chicken**** punk **** who needs his “daddy Dan Campbell” Did I do it right?

Oh we’ve reached my favorite part! The “yeah we didn’t want that ****ing guy anyway!” stage.

San Diego vs the DMV. Way to go out on a limb there.

lol which one of you guys was like “flies in Monday, interviews Tuesday and Wednesday, hiring announced Thursday, press conference Friday?” I’d go back and look for it but I’m laughing too hard right now from some of you being so sure of yourselves.

Glad to see @Kosher Hamtook time away from hanging with Michael Jordan to drop in. LKB is typing! Oh ****!!

https://archive.org/details/youtube-vqxTj4aWToE You're welcome.

What I've always thought them to be is what they are.

Nah.

Joel Embiid's real name is Clarence And Clarence lives at home with both parents and Clarence parents have a real good marriage this guy don't wanna battle, he's shook

Got a buddy of mine that says Wemby is Ralph Sampson all over again. You be the judge:

@Predicto we got some Seger here for when you check in.

Ocasek and Gravatte

Only way Embiid wins a ring is when he’s averaging 6 points and 5 rebounds with gimp knees as Wemby’s backup.

It’s disgusting that there’s still a large amount of our population that will vote for this fat mother****er come November. If there was anyone that deserves to get food poisoning from Red Lobster tonight and spend all weekend on the ****ter, it’s Rudy Giuliani.