Poll: Would you cut off the tip of your pinkie or little toe in exchange for Redskins Superbowls?

Simple question:

Would you allow a doctor to remove the tip of you non-dominant pinkie finger, or your entire left pinkie toe, in exchange for one or more Redskins Super Bowl trophies? Your choice. Now let's see who the real fans are....

EDIT: For the high-falutin' thinkers here, we're using two sets of time travel rules (1) Back to the Future, and (2) Terminator. This means that you cannot do the Biff thing and place a bunch of bets, and you still have to try the John Connor thing, which means you need to get up, brush you teeth, eat, run away from the robot, etc. or your "future" event could change. We are not using the "Time Traveler's Wife" rules, where you can jump back and forth and date a 9 year old girl.

No. It doesn't have to do with being a fan or not, it has to do with intelligence and common sense

It's a ****ing game. Shoots and ladders for adults. It's nothing to be taken serious. A ****ing game.

If you're willing to lose a part of a limb for this, you should lose more. Jackwagon.

No. It doesn't have to do with being a fan or not, it has to do with intelligence and common sense

Did you vote in the poll?

For 'real fans' read the 'mentally disturbed' :pfft:

That would be a big ass N O !

Besides, I grew up through the first three. I have my memories. :cool:

Hail.

Anesthesia provided? If yes, I'll do three Superbowls for a pinkie please...do so much biking I can't even feel it anyway most of the time.

I sure wouldn't mind three straight Super Bowls, but we have a "chance to win the Super Bowl every year. So I am good with that and my tips..... :paranoid:

It's a ****ing game. Shoots and ladders for adults. It's nothing to be taken serious. A ****ing game.

If you're willing to lose a part of a limb for this, you should lose more. Jackwagon.

It's just the tip, brotha..... Imagine the return on that investment. :party:

The closest thing I would do is get a Redskins tattoo if it meant them winning a Super Bowl this year.

Here's a question: Would you get a 2" Cowboys star tattooed on your shoulder if it meant a Super Bowl win this year?

Anesthesia provided? If yes, I'll do three Superbowls for a pinkie please...do so much biking I can't even feel it anyway most of the time.

Yes, surgical removal. The real hard core fans would do with extra strength tylenol though. Thought about making a separate poll option for that.

Nope, I saw all three wins with all my digits in tact.....and I amy be the biggest fan out there..just not into self mutilation.

I answered in exchange for one... but I'd take more lol.

I'm already married so I don't need to impress anyone... and the tip of the pinky? Child please...

It's just the tip, brotha..... Imagine the return on that investment

Seriously...I'm surprised more people aren't in favor of this.

The tip of the pinkie is completely worthless unless you snort coke or some ****.

Tip of pinkie for a second dynasty? Are you ******* kidding me?

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Yes, surgical removal. The real hard core fans would do with extra strength tylenol though. Thought about making a separate poll option for that.

Ok, then yes...I would.

WAIT! Having just re-read the poll options, I want to hold off on my hasty N O !

What is a 'Super BOW ?'

If there's a massive big bow at stake, this might put a whole different slant on things. Is it multicolored? Does it spin and shoot sparks clown style? Is it a floating bow? Or is it a massive bow to shoot things out of? Might still say know if there's no massive arrows to go with it. Enquiring minds need to know!

Hail.

One SB? No chance, as others have stated, I too am fortunate to be just old enough to remember and enjoy all three titles.

Maybe I'd give my baby toe for a dynasty of 4+ SB titles in 10 years time.

Ask me again when I'm 95 years old. If the Redskins haven't won a superbowl by then, sure I'll cut off my pinky. I mean at best I'd have like 5 or so years left anyway, what the **** do I care if I have the tip of my pinky at that point?

Oh and otherwise...you'd have to either be incredibly stupid or terrifyingly desperate to mutilate yourself to ensure the success of a sports team.

Next thread: Would you give up your first born child in exchange for tickets to a superbowl the Redskins win? Would you sell your wife into sexual slavery in Eastern Europe if it meant RG3 would throw 50 touchdowns next season?

On second thought, if it were guaranteed I might do it and then place massive bets on the fact that the Redskins would make it to and win the superbowl, thus making millions through gambling. That's the only reason I'd do it though, nobody's going to cut off part of my limb in exchange for success of something so arbitrary.

WAIT! Having just re-read the poll options, I want to hold off on my hasty N O !

What is a 'Super BOW ?'

If there's a massive big bow at stake, this might put a whole different slant on things. Is it multicolored? Does it spin and shoot sparks clown style? Is it a floating bow? Enquiring minds need to know!

Hail.

Wouldn't let me finish my sentance, Cut off the last piece. Carry on.

It's just the tip, brotha..... Imagine the return on that investment. :party:

Dude, I have a serious, no joke, wonderfully enjoyable, it's a problem drinking problem and I wouldn't do this at 4 am on a Tuesday.

Dayum boy, it's just a game. Thanks but i'll keep all my digits...

There is NO way in hell I would do that, but one of yall can take one for the team

Is it one of those big PINKbow's

Where is the "if you say yes, you should have your keys and voting rights taken away" option?

Did you vote in the poll?

Did now, the poll wasn't there yet when I posted.

The fun for me is the anticipation and the chance that my team could make it to the playoffs and eventually get to the Superbowl. Knowing ahead of time would just ruin it for me. So, I say no.

The fun for me is the anticipation and the chance that my team could make it to the playoffs and eventually get to the Superbowl. Knowing ahead of time would just ruin it for me. So, I say no.

We're using Terminator time travel rules on this one. You know what will happen but certain events can still change the future. So everyone will still have to try hard, etc.