roadkill Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 Here are some of my favorites Family Guy: Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you.... very homosexually. Peter: I'm gonna go microwave a bagel and have sex with it. Quagmire: Butter's in the fridge! Lois: Good, I don't have to cook. Peter: Oh, no, go ahead and cook anyway, Lois, and we'll throw it out. I don't want you to get rusty. Peter: I got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about. Peter: Lois, everyone has their sanctuary. The Catholics have churches, fat people have Wisconsin, and I have the Pawtucket Brewery. Lois: Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different. Stewie: Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankles behind your ears that would ring a few bells. South Park: Jewish Kid: Is anyone else having problems concentrating on this? I just can't seem to concentrate. Cartman: Maybe we should send you to a concentration camp. Kyle: Wow! That's a lot of seamen, Cartman. Cartman: Yeah, I bought all that I could at this bank, and then I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an alley. Stan: That's cool. Cartman: Yeah, and the sweet thing is, the stupid ******* didn't even charge me money for it. He just made me close my eyes and suck on a hose. Cartman: It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation. Cartman: Maury, I am out of control. Yeah, I use drugs. I can do what I waunt, biatch! Yeah, I have sex, and I don't use protection! It's my hot body; I'll do what I waunt! I don't go to school and I kill people! What-evah! I'll do what I waunt! :laugh: what is/are your favorite(s) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HailSkinz1 Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 Norm from Cheers: "Women. Can't live with them....pass the beer nuts." Hail, H Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 From Caddyshack: Tai - You do drugs, Danny? Danny - Everyday Tai - OK, so what's the problem then? Not to mention the entire Carl the Gardener/Cinderella Story monologue! Gunga Galunga...Gunga Gungalunga Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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skinfan133 Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 austin powers: "there are two types of people i cant stand in this world; people who are intolerant of other peoples cultures and the DUTCH!" -nigel powers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgiaredskin Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 :laugh: Memorable Quotes from Airplane! (1980) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Steve McCroskey: This fog is getting thicker. Johnny: And Leon is getting laaaaarrrrrger. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off. Captain Oveur: Roger! Roger Murdock: Huh? Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er. Captain Oveur: Roger! Roger Murdock: Huh? Victor Basta: Request vector, over. Captain Oveur: What? Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324. Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence. Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor? Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over! Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over. Tower voice: Over. Captain Oveur: Roger. Roger Murdock: Huh? Tower voice: Roger, over! Roger Murdock: What? Captain Oveur: Huh? Victor Basta: Who? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious. Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Captain Oveur: [Captain Oveur is in the middle of a phone call with the Mayo Clinic when an operator tells him that there's an emergency call on Line 5 from Mr. Hamm] All right, get me Hamm on five; hold the Mayo. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [reading newspaper headlines] Rex Kramer: Passengers certain to die! Steve McCroskey: Airline negligent. Johnny: There's a sale at Penney's! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebornempowered Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 "Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you?" "Like a baby treats a diaper." "Whatcha up to Norm?" "My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall." "How's it going Mr. Peterson?" "It's a dog eat dog world, Woody & I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear." "Can I pour you a beer Mr. Peterson?" "A little early isn't it, Woody?" "For a beer?" "No, for stupid questions." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Tater Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 'Take care of the ****roach problem' -- Office Space Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgiaredskin Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 Memorable Quotes from Fargo (1996) Carl Showalter: I'm not gonna debate you, Jerry. Jerry Lundegaard: Okay. Carl Showalter: I'm not gonna sit here and debate. [Marge is pregnant] Lou: You alright there, Margie? Marge Gunderson: Oh, I just think I'm gonna barf... Well, that passed. Now I'm hungry again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsNumberOne Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 Dumb and Dumber: (fairly random, but it sticks with you usually once it's pointed out) "Big Gulps huh? All right! Well, see you later!" * Billy Madison (of course): "...We are all dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diesel22 Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 Tombstone (Doc Holliday just beat Ike Clanton in poker for the 5th Straight hand) Ike: "What is that now Doc, 5th straight hand in a row you son of a #%$& !!! Nobody's that lucky!!" Doc: "Well Ike, perhaps poker is just not your game. I know.....let's have a spelling contest !!" (Ike Clanton couldn't read) :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbleDanger Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 "A gun is a tool...as good or bad as the man using it." - Shane (1953) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 From the movie Snatch: "In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary...'Come again?'" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slateman Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 DOH!!! (Do I really need to name the show? ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just skins baby Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 Mayor:Now Drebin, I don't want any trouble like you had on the south side last year, that my policy Drebin:Well, when I see five weirdos dressed in togas, stabbing a man in the middle of the park in front of a full view of 100 people, I shoot the ****s that's my policy! Mayor:That was a Shakespear in the park production of Julius Caesar, you moron! You killed five actors! Good ones! Hamilton from Fast Times:Jeez. Doesn't anyone ******* knock anymore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 From the movie Snatch:"In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary...'Come again?'" Do you know what the word nemesis means? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Harris Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 tommy boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Harris Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 clerks has some classics, but most can't be posted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Major Harris Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 van wilder= under rated.....oops, wrong thread :paranoid: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
england Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 john wayne in true grit testifying in court counsel-you testified you backed away from old man potter in which direction where you going? rooster-backwards i always go backwards when i'm backing away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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