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Originally posted by SoCalSkins

No one benefits but the site. I am not putting the bounty on him. We can leave that to the eagles fans

Look, I'm sure the comment was in jest....I'm not a Mod here but a Skins fan who think we're better than that.

Len P. is just a lousy sports writer.....he makes his opinons visible (when he should be stating facts) anybody here could do a better job and quite frankly I 'd rather read articles wriiten by WB36, HeHate, EL, #5, Tom[G-men fan] and the other ES non-skin regulars than his diatribe that is supposed to be "non-biased".

At least with our non-Skin ESers I know where they are coming from and accept their opinions more because I understand their POV's.

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Originally posted by SoCalSkins

Okay guys, maybe a few too many ****tails this afternoon. I don't want a very positive thread go down the toilet. I apologize if my sense of humor offended any of you.

No probs. here,

not offended here.....really just don't want to see a fellow ESer get in trouble:cheers:

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Pursuant to rayprils' request, here's the most recent donation schedule.

If the 2005 Washington Redskins do NOT make the 2005 Playoffs:

1. rayprils $500 (plus incentives)

2. illone $100

3. SoCalSkins $250

4. portisizzle $25

5. Kevin B. $100

6. TheDane $75

7. iheartskins $75

8. kingchris626 $TBD

9. DonMagicJuan $10

10. jrfriedm $100

11. higgybaby $50

12. Grizz $50

13. Heavy Jumbo $50

14. teamcal00 $50

15. dchogs $100

16. Huly $100

Current Total: $1635 + TBD

If the 2005 Washington Redskins DO make the 2005 Playoffs:

1. Westbrook36 $25

2. skins1972 $250

3. zoony $100

4. TheDane $150

5. iheartskins $150

6. Mr. S. $20

7. kingchris626 $TBD

8. DonMagicJuan $50

9. mad4comp $50

10. Mark the Homer $25 (plus incentives)

11. Eagles_Legendz $50

12. Doozinbrah $25

13. bubba9497 $20 (plus incentives)

14. Tom [Giants Fan] $100

15. skin-n-vegas $TBD (conditional)

16. scskinsfan $250

17. Skins11 $50

18. GOSKN5 $10

19. Tommy-the-Greek $100

20. Heavy Jumbo $100

21. dchogs $100

22. Huly $20

23. sjihan $25 (plus incentives)

24. chomerics $25 (plus incentives)

25. Redskinswhoopass $50 (plus incentives)

26. SkinsFaninOKC $50

27. ironmic $50 (plus incentives)

Current Total: $1845 + TBD + incentives

In additon, if the Redskins win the Superbowl:

1. SoCalSkins $500

2. DonMagicJuan $50 (premium from playoff donation)

3. mad4comp $50 (premium from playoff donation)

4. Mr S. $15 (premium from playoff donation)

5. rayprils $1000 ($500 for getting there, another $500 for winning plus incentives)

6. teamcal00 $100 (irrespective of outcome)

7. chomerics $150 (plus incentives)

So if the Redskins win the Super Bowl, total donations will be: $3690 + TBD + incentives

Redskins Side Bets/Contingencies

1. If Patrick Ramsey does not throw for 3000 yards, SoCalSkins donates $50

2. If the Redskins complete 5 passes over 40 yards, fansince62 donates $25

3. If LaVar Arrington has fewer than 10 sacks, SoCalSkins donates $25

4. If the Skins don't draft Mike Williams, SoCalSkins donates $25 [THIS IS PAID]

5. If the Skins draft any more UCLA players, SoCalSkins donates an additional $20. [THIS IS PAID]

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*In the unlikely event that the Eagles win the Superbowl, the following transactions will take place:

1. mad4comp pays Westbrook36 $50 (plus $50, for a total of $100)

2. Eagles_Legendz donates $50

3. Heavy Jumbo $50 (plus 'Skins incentives)

So if the Eagles win the Super Bowl, total donations will be: $200 + incentives

*In the catastrophic event that the Cowboys win the Superbowl, the following transactions will take place:

1. HeHateMe donates $100

2. Heavy Jumbo $50 (plus 'Skins incentives)

So if the Cowboys win the Super Bowl, total donations will be: $150 + incentives

*In the laughable event that the Giants win the Superbowl, the following transactions will take place:

1. Heavy Jumbo $50 (plus 'Skins incentives)

So if the Giants win the Super Bowl, total donations will be: $50 + incentives

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I'll do

$20 if Sean Taylor becomes a born again christian

$10 if we trade for Gus

$10 if Ramsey throws for 30 TD's

$20 if Brunell throws for 30 TD's

$10 if we sweep the division

$5 for every TD scored by a 300 pounder (must be a long rumble, Dan Wilkinson style)

$5 if Cooley catches more than 10 TD's

$5 if Taylor finishes the season without a fine or suspension

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thanks Iheart for compiling that list.

Dang, some of you guys do have money to put out. Im sure the mods are licking their lips for that bonus coming next january. I think along with beaudry, if we sweep at least the eagles and cowboys, I will add another 10$. Meager, but I still got another year of college, and hopefully law school 2 years from now.

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Originally posted by Die Hard

I've about had enough of you. You're a troll.

And my very first Denver Bronco killshot.

:rotflmao:

Just for that Diehard, I have a new bet I want to put in for....

I will put in $10 if Sean Taylor is suited up and starts for the Redskins come opening day....

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Originally posted by Die Hard

I've about had enough of you. You're a troll.

And my very first Denver Bronco killshot.

Uber-troll. I think every post he had was either "lmfao that sucks for you guys" (about ST) or "You're not making the playoffs". Direct quotes, by the way, there was no extrapolation or thought behind any of his posts.

That being said:

I pledge $50 if the Skins make the playoffs, $50 if we beat Dallas once, and another $50 if we sweep the Cowturds. If we win the division, I'll give another $50, and I'll give $100 for a first round bye.

So, if they make the playoffs + Dallas sweep + division title + first round bye I'll give $300. Git 'r' done!

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Pursuant to rayprils' request, here's the most recent donation schedule.

If the 2005 Washington Redskins do NOT make the 2005 Playoffs:

1. rayprils $500 (plus incentives)

2. illone $100

3. SoCalSkins $250

4. portisizzle $25

5. Kevin B. $100

6. TheDane $75

7. iheartskins $75

8. kingchris626 $TBD

9. DonMagicJuan $10

10. jrfriedm $100

11. higgybaby $50

12. Grizz $50

13. Heavy Jumbo $50

14. teamcal00 $50

15. dchogs $100

16. Huly $100

Current Total: $1635 + TBD

If the 2005 Washington Redskins DO make the 2005 Playoffs:

1. Westbrook36 $25

2. skins1972 $250

3. zoony $100

4. TheDane $150

5. iheartskins $150

6. Mr. S. $20 (plus incentives)

7. kingchris626 $TBD

8. DonMagicJuan $50

9. mad4comp $50

10. Mark the Homer $25 (plus incentives)

11. Eagles_Legendz $50

12. Doozinbrah $25

13. bubba9497 $20 (plus incentives)

14. Tom [Giants Fan] $100

15. skin-n-vegas $TBD (conditional)

16. scskinsfan $250

17. Skins11 $50

18. GOSKN5 $10

19. Tommy-the-Greek $100

20. Heavy Jumbo $100

21. dchogs $100

22. Huly $20

23. sjihan $25 (plus incentives)

24. chomerics $25 (plus incentives)

25. Redskinswhoopass $50 (plus incentives)

26. SkinsFaninOKC $50

27. ironmic $50 (plus incentives)

28. RyansRangers $25

29. jrockster77 $50 (plus incentives)

Current Total: $1920 + TBD + incentives

In additon, if the Redskins win the Superbowl:

1. SoCalSkins $500

2. DonMagicJuan $50 (premium from playoff donation)

3. mad4comp $50 (premium from playoff donation)

4. Mr S. $15 (premium from playoff donation)

5. rayprils $1000 ($500 for getting there, another $500 for winning plus incentives)

6. teamcal00 $100 (irrespective of outcome)

7. chomerics $150 (plus incentives)

So if the Redskins win the Super Bowl, total donations will be: $3765 + TBD + incentives

Redskins Side Bets/Contingencies

1. If Patrick Ramsey does not throw for 3000 yards, SoCalSkins donates $50

2. If the Redskins complete 5 passes over 40 yards, fansince62 donates $25

3. If LaVar Arrington has fewer than 10 sacks, SoCalSkins donates $25

4. If the Skins don't draft Mike Williams, SoCalSkins donates $25 [THIS IS PAID]

5. If the Skins draft any more UCLA players, SoCalSkins donates an additional $20. [THIS IS PAID]

6. Beaudry's side bets

[*]$20 if Sean Taylor becomes a born again christian

[*]$10 if we trade for Gus [Frerotte]

[*]$10 if [Patrick] Ramsey throws for 30 TDs

[*]$20 if [Mark] Brunell throws for 30 TDs

[*]$10 if we sweep the [NFC East] division

[*]$5 for every TD scored by a 300 pounder (must be a long rumble, Dan Wilkinson style)

[*]$5 if [Chris] Cooley catches more than 10 TDs

[*]$5 if [sean] Taylor finishes the season without a fine or suspension[/list=a]

7. If Sean Taylor is suited up and starts for the Redskins come opening day, portisizzle donates an additional $20.

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*In the unlikely event that the Eagles win the Superbowl, the following transactions will take place:

1. mad4comp pays Westbrook36 $50 (plus $50, for a total of $100)

2. Eagles_Legendz donates $50

3. Heavy Jumbo $50 (plus 'Skins incentives)

So if the Eagles win the Super Bowl, total donations will be: $200 + incentives

*In the catastrophic event that the Cowboys win the Superbowl, the following transactions will take place:

1. HeHateMe donates $100

2. Heavy Jumbo $50 (plus 'Skins incentives)

So if the Cowboys win the Super Bowl, total donations will be: $150 + incentives

*In the laughable event that the Giants win the Superbowl, the following transactions will take place:

1. Heavy Jumbo $50 (plus 'Skins incentives)

So if the Giants win the Super Bowl, total donations will be: $50 + incentives

PLEASE NOTE: ALL BETS ARE FINAL COME THE FIRST DAY OF THE PRESEASON. ANY NON-CLERICAL ERROR EDITS TO YOUR BETTING POSTS WILL BE TAKEN AS AN ACT OF BAD FAITH UNLESS GOOD CAUSE IS SHOWN FOR THEIR WITHDRAWAL.

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