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Pursuant to rayprils' request, here's the most recent donation schedule.

If the 2005 Washington Redskins do NOT make the 2005 Playoffs:

1. rayprils $500

2. illone $100

3. SoCalSkins $250

4. portisizzle $25

5. Kevin B. $100

6. TheDane $75

7. iheartskins $75

8. kingchris626 $TBD

9. DonMagicJuan $10

10. jrfriedm $100

11. higgybaby $50

12. Grizz $50

13. Heavy Jumbo $50

14. teamcal00 $50

15. dchogs $100

16. Huly $100

Current Total: $1635 + TBD

If the 2005 Washington Redskins DO make the 2005 Playoffs:

1. Westbrook36 $25

2. skins1972 $250

3. zoony $100

4. TheDane $150

5. iheartskins $150

6. Mr. S. $20

7. kingchris626 $TBD

8. DonMagicJuan $50

9. mad4comp $50

10. Mark the Homer $25 (plus incentives)

11. Eagles_Legendz $50

12. Doozinbrah $25

13. bubba9497 $20 (plus incentives)

14. Tom [Giants Fan] $100

15. skin-n-vegas $TBD (conditional)

16. scskinsfan $250

17. Skins11 $50

18. GOSKN5 $10

19. Tommy-the-Greek $100

20. Heavy Jumbo $100

21. dchogs $100

22. Huly $20

Current Total: $1645 + TBD + incentives

In additon, if the Redskins win the Superbowl:

1. SoCalSkins $500

2. DonMagicJuan $50 (premium from playoff donation)

3. mad4comp $50 (premium from playoff donation)

4. Mr S. $15 (premium from playoff donation)

5. rayprils $1000 ($500 for getting there, another $500 for winning)

6. teamcal00 $100 (irrespective of outcome)

So if the Redskins win the Super Bowl, total donations will be: $3365 + TBD + incentives

Redskins Side Bets/Contingencies

1. If Patrick Ramsey does not throw for 3000 yards, SoCalSkins donates $50

2. If the Redskins complete 5 passes over 40 yards, fansince62 donates $25

3. If LaVar Arrington has fewer than 10 sacks, SoCalSkins donates $25

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*In the unlikely event that the Eagles win the Superbowl, the following transactions will take place:

1. mad4comp pays Westbrook36 $50 (plus $50, for a total of $100)

2. Eagles_Legendz donates $50

3. Heavy Jumbo $50 (plus 'Skins incentives)

So if the Eagles win the Super Bowl, total donations will be: $200 + incentives

*In the catastrophic event that the Cowboys win the Superbowl, the following transactions will take place:

1. HeHateMe donates $100

2. Heavy Jumbo $50 (plus 'Skins incentives)

So if the Cowboys win the Super Bowl, total donations will be: $150 + incentives

*In the laughable event that the Giants win the Superbowl, the following transactions will take place:

1. Heavy Jumbo $50 (plus 'Skins incentives)

So if the Giants win the Super Bowl, total donations will be: $50 + incentives

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hey i will finally have a real job starting august... and most likely will be too busy to watch any games this season :'(

however since i will relie on this website to keep up with the Redskins...

i will donate $25 if we make it to the playoffs...

and i will donate another $25 if we sweep Dallas...

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sjinhan,

Thank you for joining us on this thread. That's a good bet regarding sweeping Dallas. I'm on this too. If we sweep Dallas this year, I'll donate 250.00. Anybody want in on this??? It's going for a good cause, remember that. Step up to the plate....

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Originally posted by SoCalSkins

Maybe we can come up with some propositions for the draft. I will donate $20 if we don't draft Mike Williams. I don't want any more SC players.

Anyone else want to join in on the fun and help the site?

Okay, I stepped up and made my donation since we didn't get the USC bust. Anyone else want to make any bets on our next pick? It will help out the site. At least a couple of people can make small bets.

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Dude, put the beer down...

I would think a lot of members would put up donations if we sweep Dallas this year. I think the money is worth every penny to see us destroy those pukes...C'mon member, where's your faith??? how much would you donate to see us sweep Dallas this year?? Let me hear you....

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Sweet thread guys. Blade, you are a marketing genius (in a Vincent Price Voice) :laugh:

You actually have people betting to give money to your site, you da' man

:respect: Blade

. . . . :point2sky:

Now, from me . . .

I'll give $25 for making the playoffs, and an additional $25 for each playoff win. . .

Then, if it is the Skins and the Pats this year, like I think it will be, I will donate an additional. $100.

So it could be potentially a $200 donation.

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Pursuant to rayprils' request, here's the most recent donation schedule.

If the 2005 Washington Redskins do NOT make the 2005 Playoffs:

1. rayprils $500 (plus incentives)

2. illone $100

3. SoCalSkins $250

4. portisizzle $25

5. Kevin B. $100

6. TheDane $75

7. iheartskins $75

8. kingchris626 $TBD

9. DonMagicJuan $10

10. jrfriedm $100

11. higgybaby $50

12. Grizz $50

13. Heavy Jumbo $50

14. teamcal00 $50

15. dchogs $100

16. Huly $100

Current Total: $1635 + TBD

If the 2005 Washington Redskins DO make the 2005 Playoffs:

1. Westbrook36 $25

2. skins1972 $250

3. zoony $100

4. TheDane $150

5. iheartskins $150

6. Mr. S. $20

7. kingchris626 $TBD

8. DonMagicJuan $50

9. mad4comp $50

10. Mark the Homer $25 (plus incentives)

11. Eagles_Legendz $50

12. Doozinbrah $25

13. bubba9497 $20 (plus incentives)

14. Tom [Giants Fan] $100

15. skin-n-vegas $TBD (conditional)

16. scskinsfan $250

17. Skins11 $50

18. GOSKN5 $10

19. Tommy-the-Greek $100

20. Heavy Jumbo $100

21. dchogs $100

22. Huly $20

23. sjihan $25 (plus incentives)

24. chomerics $25 (plus incentives)

25. Redskinswhoopass $50 (plus incentives)

Current Total: $1745 + TBD + incentives

In additon, if the Redskins win the Superbowl:

1. SoCalSkins $500

2. DonMagicJuan $50 (premium from playoff donation)

3. mad4comp $50 (premium from playoff donation)

4. Mr S. $15 (premium from playoff donation)

5. rayprils $1000 ($500 for getting there, another $500 for winning plus incentives)

6. teamcal00 $100 (irrespective of outcome)

7. chomerics $150 (plus incentives)

So if the Redskins win the Super Bowl, total donations will be: $3590 + TBD + incentives

Redskins Side Bets/Contingencies

1. If Patrick Ramsey does not throw for 3000 yards, SoCalSkins donates $50

2. If the Redskins complete 5 passes over 40 yards, fansince62 donates $25

3. If LaVar Arrington has fewer than 10 sacks, SoCalSkins donates $25

4. If the Skins don't draft Mike Williams, SoCalSkins donates $25 [THIS IS PAID]

5. If the Skins draft any more UCLA players, SoCalSkins donates an additional $20. [THIS IS PAID]

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*In the unlikely event that the Eagles win the Superbowl, the following transactions will take place:

1. mad4comp pays Westbrook36 $50 (plus $50, for a total of $100)

2. Eagles_Legendz donates $50

3. Heavy Jumbo $50 (plus 'Skins incentives)

So if the Eagles win the Super Bowl, total donations will be: $200 + incentives

*In the catastrophic event that the Cowboys win the Superbowl, the following transactions will take place:

1. HeHateMe donates $100

2. Heavy Jumbo $50 (plus 'Skins incentives)

So if the Cowboys win the Super Bowl, total donations will be: $150 + incentives

*In the laughable event that the Giants win the Superbowl, the following transactions will take place:

1. Heavy Jumbo $50 (plus 'Skins incentives)

So if the Giants win the Super Bowl, total donations will be: $50 + incentives

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Originally posted by SoCalSkins

I will also donate $20 for each UCLA player we pick this year.

I was hoping we would also draft one of the UCLA receivers, but they were taken elsewhere. I made my $20 donation for drafting Manuel White.

Iheartskins,

I am paid on this one and the not taking Mike Williams bet if you want to update your summary.

Guys, if enough people step up maybe the site can add more horsepower so on big days like the draft and the numerous superbowls the Skins will be be playing in the next few seasons, the site can handle the added traffic.

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I was hoping we would also draft one of the UCLA receivers, but they were taken elsewhere. I made my $20 donation for drafting Manuel White.

Iheartskins,

I am paid on this one and the not taking Mike Williams bet if you want to update your summary.

Guys, if enough people step up maybe the site can add more horsepower so on big days like the draft and the numerous superbowls the Skins will be be playing in the next few seasons, the site can handle the added traffic. [/b]

I agree SoCalSkins.

I've noticed after the draft everyone has been complaining and making bad predications of what's going to happen this season. If you believe on your call about this season then step up and put your money where your mouth is. We did. Just take a look at the list above. All those who are on the list have ba$$s to step up. Talk all you want about how your mad about the draft and oh there goes our season. If you think that way, then be a man and put up your money...OUT.......

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  • 1 month later...
Originally posted by SoCalSkins

I thought I would revive this thread after reading Lenny P's latest bashing on Espn. If Patabelly dies during the season of natural causes or his unnatural eating habits, I will donate $500 to the site. If a deranged Redskins fan kills him, I will donate $1000.

Sorry SoCal,

I can't stand Jabba the Len either......but I think that's over the line:2cents:

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Originally posted by SoCalSkins

I thought I would revive this thread after reading Lenny P's latest bashing on Espn. If Patabelly dies during the season of natural causes or his unnatural eating habits, I will donate $500 to the site. If a deranged Redskins fan kills him, I will donate $1000.

:peace1:

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Originally posted by goskins

Sorry SoCal,

I can't stand Jabba the Len either......but I think that's a little over the line:2cents:

No one benefits but the site. I am not putting the bounty on him. We can leave that to the eagles fans

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