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Here's the most recent donation schedule.

If the 2005 Washington Redskins do NOT make the 2005 Playoffs:

1. rayprils $500 (plus incentives)

2. illone $100

3. SoCalSkins $250

4. portisizzle $25

5. Kevin B. $100

6. TheDane $75

7. iheartskins $75

8. kingchris626 $TBD

9. DonMagicJuan $10

10. jrfriedm $100

11. higgybaby $50

12. Grizz $50

13. Heavy Jumbo $50

14. teamcal00 $50

15. dchogs $100

16. Huly $100

Current Total: $1635 + TBD

If the 2005 Washington Redskins DO make the 2005 Playoffs:

1. Westbrook36 $25

2. skins1972 $250

3. zoony $100

4. TheDane $150

5. iheartskins $150

6. Mr. S. $20 (plus incentives)

7. kingchris626 $TBD

8. DonMagicJuan $50

9. mad4comp $50

10. Mark the Homer $25 (plus incentives)

11. Eagles_Legendz $50

12. Doozinbrah $25

13. bubba9497 $20 (plus incentives)

14. Tom [Giants Fan] $100

15. skin-n-vegas $TBD (conditional)

16. scskinsfan $250

17. Skins11 $50

18. GOSKN5 $10

19. Tommy-the-Greek $100 (now Mr. Magoo)

20. Heavy Jumbo $100

21. dchogs $100

22. Huly $20

23. sjihan $25 (plus incentives)

24. chomerics $25 (plus incentives)

25. Redskinswhoopass $50 (plus incentives)

26. SkinsFaninOKC $50

27. ironmic $50 (plus incentives)

28. RyansRangers $25

29. jrockster77 $50 (plus incentives)

30. AtlCB $25

31. JJGibbs-Skin $500 (all the way from Qatar)

32. manleyistheman $200

Current Total: $2645 + TBD + incentives

In additon, if the Redskins win the Superbowl:

1. SoCalSkins $500

2. DonMagicJuan $50 (premium from playoff donation)

3. mad4comp $50 (premium from playoff donation)

4. Mr S. $15 (premium from playoff donation)

5. rayprils $1000 ($500 for getting there, another $500 for winning plus incentives)

6. teamcal00 $100 (irrespective of outcome)

7. chomerics $150 (plus incentives)

So if the Redskins win the Super Bowl, total donations will be: $4480 + TBD + incentives

Redskins Side Bets/Contingencies

1. If Patrick Ramsey does not throw for 3000 yards, SoCalSkins donates $50

2. If the Redskins complete 5 passes over 40 yards, fansince62 donates $25

3. If LaVar Arrington has fewer than 10 sacks, SoCalSkins donates $25

4. If the Skins don't draft Mike Williams, SoCalSkins donates $25 [THIS IS PAID]

5. If the Skins draft any more UCLA players, SoCalSkins donates an additional $20. [THIS IS PAID]

6. Beaudry's side bets

[*]$20 if Sean Taylor becomes a born again christian

[*]$10 if we trade for Gus [Frerotte]

[*]$10 if [Patrick] Ramsey throws for 30 TDs

[*]$20 if [Mark] Brunell throws for 30 TDs

[*]$10 if we sweep the [NFC East] division

[*]$5 for every TD scored by a 300 pounder (must be a long rumble, Dan Wilkinson style)

[*]$5 if [Chris] Cooley catches more than 10 TDs

[*]$5 if [sean] Taylor finishes the season without a fine or suspension[/list=a]

7. If Sean Taylor is suited up and starts for the Redskins come opening day, portisizzle donates an additional $20.

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*In the unlikely event that the Eagles win the Superbowl, the following transactions will take place:

1. mad4comp pays Westbrook36 $50 (plus $50, for a total of $100)

2. Eagles_Legendz donates $50

3. Heavy Jumbo $50 (plus 'Skins incentives)

So if the Eagles win the Super Bowl, total donations will be: $200 + incentives

*In the catastrophic event that the Cowboys win the Superbowl, the following transactions will take place:

1. HeHateMe donates $100

2. Heavy Jumbo $50 (plus 'Skins incentives)

So if the Cowboys win the Super Bowl, total donations will be: $150 + incentives

*In the laughable event that the Giants win the Superbowl, the following transactions will take place:

1. Heavy Jumbo $50 (plus 'Skins incentives)

So if the Giants win the Super Bowl, total donations will be: $50 + incentives

PLEASE NOTE: ALL BETS ARE NOW FINAL. ANY NON-CLERICAL ERROR EDITS TO YOUR BETTING POSTS WILL BE TAKEN AS AN ACT OF BAD FAITH UNLESS GOOD CAUSE IS SHOWN FOR THEIR WITHDRAWAL.

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I should have made this clearer, thanks to SonnyRules for the correction. :)

All additional "bets" are *more* than welcome, but note that they are final when placed. Please do not edit your "bet" posts for any reason other than correcting a clerical mistake. Thanks.

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Originally posted by iheartskins

I should have made this clearer, thanks to SonnyRules for the correction. :)

All additional "bets" are *more* than welcome, but note that they are final when placed. Please do not edit your "bet" posts for any reason other than correcting a clerical mistake. Thanks.

Can you continue to bet throughout the season, or is the opening game the last day bets are accepted?

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THIS IS RIDICULOUS..I BELIEVE IN KARMA AND ALL I WANT IS GOOD KARMA.

Put me Down for $50 IF WE MAKE THE PLAYOFFS

If we don't make the playoffs I'm gonna be supa pissed off and there is no way I'm gonna be shelling out any more money from my pocket..thats adding insult to injury.

So, lets get the Homers on board. comeon' guys, put some money where you mouth and heart lie.

HAIL TO THE REDSKINS

HAIL A PLAYOFF BERTH BABY, GOD KNOWS WE NEED ONE AROUND HERE

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**here is the edit, pls. note doesn't reference the bets: How about making this thread a sticky if isn't?"

As you can tell by my # of posts, I'm not much of a typer, but I am one heck of a reader.

Before I place my bet, so that i know y'all read this, extremeskins has been soo good to me that i do not even surf other sports news websites b/c i know the diehard will post anything and everything that is worthwhile here. Hence since this is my melting pot of sports news, here is my bet:

We DO NOT make playoffs: $25

We MAKE the playoffs: $100

We win Superbowl: $200

win win baybeeeeee

(yah i ain't a highroller yet in the big apple)

Go Skins!

A

ps now to vegas to hedge some bets....

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Originally posted by Heavy Jumbo

Can you continue to bet throughout the season, or is the opening game the last day bets are accepted?

Absolutely, bet away Heavy Jumbo. :)

Originally posted by sjihan

hmm i think iheartskins missed my side bet....

my sidebet was that we swept the cowboys i would donate $25

Because the dominant bet in your post was for making the playoffs, I did not include your side bet as a separate entry. Had you only posted a side bet (e.g., sweeping Dallas, or winning the NFC East, etc.) then I would have only put in your sidebet.

Let me know if that explains my method.

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Here's the most recent donation schedule.

If the 2005 Washington Redskins do NOT make the 2005 Playoffs:

1. rayprils $500 (plus incentives)

2. illone $100

3. SoCalSkins $250

4. portisizzle $25

5. Kevin B. $100

6. TheDane $75

7. iheartskins $75

8. kingchris626 $TBD

9. DonMagicJuan $10

10. jrfriedm $100

11. higgybaby $50

12. Grizz $50

13. Heavy Jumbo $50

14. teamcal00 $50

15. dchogs $100

16. Huly $100

17. SkinsNYC $25

18. SonnyRules $50

Current Total: $1710 + TBD

If the 2005 Washington Redskins DO make the 2005 Playoffs:

1. Westbrook36 $25

2. skins1972 $250

3. zoony $100

4. TheDane $150

5. iheartskins $150

6. Mr. S. $20 (plus incentives)

7. kingchris626 $TBD

8. DonMagicJuan $50

9. mad4comp $50

10. Mark the Homer $25 (plus incentives)

11. Eagles_Legendz $50

12. Doozinbrah $25

13. bubba9497 $20 (plus incentives)

14. Tom [Giants Fan] $100

15. skin-n-vegas $TBD (conditional)

16. scskinsfan $250

17. Skins11 $50

18. GOSKN5 $10

19. Tommy-the-Greek $100 (now Mr. Magoo)

20. Heavy Jumbo $100

21. dchogs $100

22. Huly $20

23. sjinhan $25 (plus incentives)

24. chomerics $25 (plus incentives)

25. Redskinswhoopass $50 (plus incentives)

26. SkinsFaninOKC $50

27. ironmic $50 (plus incentives)

28. RyansRangers $25

29. jrockster77 $50 (plus incentives)

30. AtlCB $25

31. JJGibbs-Skin $500 (all the way from Qatar)

32. manleyistheman $200

33. BurgundyandGold_Soul $50

34. SkinsNYC $100

35. SonnyRules $125

36. ATLANTASKINSFAN $25 (plus incentives)

Current Total: $2845 + TBD + incentives

In additon, if the Redskins win the Superbowl:

1. SoCalSkins $500

2. DonMagicJuan $50 (premium from playoff donation)

3. mad4comp $50 (premium from playoff donation)

4. Mr S. $15 (premium from playoff donation)

5. rayprils $1000 ($500 for getting there, another $500 for winning plus incentives)

6. teamcal00 $100 (irrespective of outcome)

7. chomerics $150 (plus incentives)

8. SkinsNYC $100 (premium from playoff donation)

9. SonnyRules $125 (premium from playoff donation)

So if the Redskins win the Super Bowl, total donations will be: $4680 + TBD + incentives

Redskins Side Bets/Contingencies

1. If Patrick Ramsey does not throw for 3000 yards, SoCalSkins donates $50

2. If the Redskins complete 5 passes over 40 yards, fansince62 donates $25

3. If LaVar Arrington has fewer than 10 sacks, SoCalSkins donates $25

4. If the Skins don't draft Mike Williams, SoCalSkins donates $25 [THIS IS PAID]

5. If the Skins draft any more UCLA players, SoCalSkins donates an additional $20. [THIS IS PAID]

6. Beaudry's side bets

[*]$20 if Sean Taylor becomes a born again christian

[*]$10 if we trade for Gus [Frerotte]

[*]$10 if [Patrick] Ramsey throws for 30 TDs

[*]$20 if [Mark] Brunell throws for 30 TDs

[*]$10 if we sweep the [NFC East] division

[*]$5 for every TD scored by a 300 pounder (must be a long rumble, Dan Wilkinson style)

[*]$5 if [Chris] Cooley catches more than 10 TDs

[*]$5 if [sean] Taylor finishes the season without a fine or suspension[/list=a]

7. If Sean Taylor is suited up and starts for the Redskins come opening day, portisizzle donates an additional $20.

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*In the unlikely event that the Eagles win the Superbowl, the following transactions will take place:

1. mad4comp pays Westbrook36 $50 (plus $50, for a total of $100)

2. Eagles_Legendz donates $50

3. Heavy Jumbo $50 (plus 'Skins incentives)

So if the Eagles win the Super Bowl, total donations will be: $200 + incentives

*In the catastrophic event that the Cowboys win the Superbowl, the following transactions will take place:

1. HeHateMe donates $100

2. Heavy Jumbo $50 (plus 'Skins incentives)

So if the Cowboys win the Super Bowl, total donations will be: $150 + incentives

*In the laughable event that the Giants win the Superbowl, the following transactions will take place:

1. Heavy Jumbo $50 (plus 'Skins incentives)

So if the Giants win the Super Bowl, total donations will be: $50 + incentives

PLEASE NOTE: ALL BETS ARE NOW FINAL. ANY NON-CLERICAL ERROR EDITS TO YOUR BETTING POSTS WILL BE TAKEN AS AN ACT OF BAD FAITH UNLESS GOOD CAUSE IS SHOWN FOR THEIR WITHDRAWAL.

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Please Please Please, all this talk of money being thrown around, I'd do it in a second, but if you have that money, PLEASE DONATE TO THE RELIEF FUND FOR THE HURRICANE. They are in urgent need of every penny. Thanks! (I think they'll make the playoffs too:-P)

Great idea.

Anyone opposed to this?

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