WilberMarshall Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 Dear Friends, I've been pondering this question for most of the day, and have not been able to come up with a suitable solution... Recently, I needed money very badly (IRS issues) and was faced with a choice (handed to me by my brother in-law who is a Cowpoke fan)... he would help me out if I would rout for the Cowpokes for a game or walk 10 blocks on K street...naked with nothing but a Skins hat... What time do you think I should do the walk? Am Rush? Noon Lunch time? PM Rush? East to West? Brother needs y'all help... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VaSkinsNut Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 Just root for the Pokes when they play the eagles. That would be the lesser of all the evils. And won't require jail time (which is sorta immitating the cowpoke players anyway so its about as bad...immitation being the sincerest form of flattery) You must however repent by singing "hail to the redskins" 100 times while viewing past superbowl victory footage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 Louisville Slugger. I bet he could even be convinced to not only loan you the money, but root for the Skins as well. Your sister might get a little pissed... so don't do any permanent damage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjinhan Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 well your brother-in-law is a SOB thats all i got to say... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimster Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 at least it's warmer out:thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyZeb Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 Assuming that's not a joke, your brother in-law is a terrible person. Taking advantage of you when you're down, even if for what he considers a harmless joke. I wouldn't accept his money, your dignity's more important. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dks1240 Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 pimp walk your naked butt down the street with pride :yes: oh my mom would disown me if i ever considered cheering for the cowboys...id rather be arrested than have her know i cheered for the cowgirls for a game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilberMarshall Posted March 23, 2005 Author Share Posted March 23, 2005 4 posts, not one helpful advise... Dude routing for the pokes is out of the question... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilberMarshall Posted March 23, 2005 Author Share Posted March 23, 2005 Originally posted by dks1240 pimp walk your naked butt down the street with pride :yes: oh my mom would disown me if i ever considered cheering for the cowboys...id rather be arrested than have her know i cheered for the cowgirls for a game. Thanks bro... should my hat by off the side or just straight down? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyZeb Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 Originally posted by WilberMarshall 4 posts, not one helpful advise... Dude routing for the pokes is out of the question... I got some advice, spell rooting correctly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsChick36 Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 Personally i think it's funny, what he wants you to do...i mean your gonna get the money you just have to walk ten blocks in your birthday suit. I'd go early morning, scare the joggers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimster Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 Originally posted by CrazyZeb I got some advice, spell rooting correctly. yea - you're starting to spell like your brother-in-law;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jody Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 Good to see we have some spelling teachers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen-like Todd Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 Originally posted by WilberMarshall Thanks bro... should my hat by off the side or just straight down? FYI, dks is a chick, not a bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilberMarshall Posted March 23, 2005 Author Share Posted March 23, 2005 Originally posted by CrazyZeb I got some advice, spell rooting correctly. Gaddem communist give me an advice other than correcting my spelling:hammer: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimster Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 Originally posted by dks1240 oh my mom would disown me if i ever considered cheering for the cowboys...id rather be arrested than have her know i cheered for the cowgirls for a game. Your mother has done an exceptional job in raisng you:notworthy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Die Hard Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 When you get arrested for public indecency.... are you going to be comfortable in a holding cell naked with other men? I hope your joking about needing money this bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilberMarshall Posted March 23, 2005 Author Share Posted March 23, 2005 Originally posted by Die Hard When you get arrested for public indecency.... are you going to be comfortable in a holding cell naked with other men? I hope your joking about needing money this bad. What time do you think I should do the walk? Am Rush? Noon Lunch time? PM Rush? East to West? Weekday? Weekend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyZeb Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 Originally posted by WilberMarshall What time do you think I should do the walk? Am Rush? Noon Lunch time? PM Rush? East to West? Weekday? Weekend? Well, since with these posts you're obviously seeking attention, I'm thinking PM rush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSilverMaC Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 :laugh: now, I don't live in D.C, so I don't know what "K" street is like. But I say you grab up your nuts, and C-walk all the way til you get arrested cause unless people in D.C are a hell of a lot more free spirited than here, you're SOL. And when your inlaw gives you the money, tell him to kiss your a*s :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSilverMaC Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 oh yeah, do it in the morning, maybe you'll make it in before they have morning court, and pray to god the judge is a HUGE Skins fan, and has a sense of humor.:helmet: :logo: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilberMarshall Posted March 23, 2005 Author Share Posted March 23, 2005 Originally posted by MrSilverMaC :laugh: now, I don't live in D.C, so I don't know what "K" street is like. But I say you grab up your nuts, and C-walk all the way til you get arrested cause unless people in D.C are a hell of a lot more free spirited than here, you're SOL. And when your inlaw gives you the money, tell him to kiss your a*s :laugh: Thanks for getting "it"!:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Die Hard Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 Originally posted by WilberMarshall What time do you think I should do the walk? Am Rush? Noon Lunch time? PM Rush? East to West? Weekday? Weekend? I think you should do it in the AM rush. That way you'll make the radio. And if you're really looking for attention. Spread your butt cheeks.... sit down on the sidewalk... and drag your @ss for 10 blocks like a dirty dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 :munchout: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shippy1973 Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 Originally posted by TK-IV II I :munchout: LMAO :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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