The Miscellaneous Humor Thread---vids/gifs/pics/jokes---no articles, no "owned" stuff

[China]

Just now, skinsmarydu said:

Yeah, but can you do "Alice's Restaurant"?  

 

I can't recite the whole thing, but at last year's Christmas party, someone made and Alice's Restauraunt reference in passing, and I called her out on it, and she was impressed that I had caught it (no one else had).

[skinsmarydu]

It was traditional here on Thanksgiving at noon on 96 Rock...I've forgotten most of it, but I just thought of it and got nostalgic. 

 

Second national anthem (hypothetically, of course) :

 

Margaritaville or Born in the USA??

Or offer your suggestions...

Take off, Tailgate fam!

[LD0506]

[skinsmarydu]

A personal favorite. 

 

 

[skinsmarydu]

So I was telling my best friend "Thank God for slippers, cuz I slid through a pile of cat puke this morning" and she said, "There's only one way to find it...with the foot."  🤢

[LD0506]

[skinsmarydu]

[LD0506]

26 minutes ago, skinsmarydu said:

 

[TK]

[Koolblue13]

[skinsmarydu]

[Koolblue13]

[Koolblue13]

[skinsmarydu]

7 minutes ago, Koolblue13 said:

Oh, btw...they are a pretty charitable company.   20% of all SALES  go to youth tennis on the 9th and 10th. 

Imma grab a sub before the game. 👍

[redskinss]

24 minutes ago, skinsmarydu said:

Oh, btw...they are a pretty charitable company.   20% of all SALES  go to youth tennis on the 9th and 10th. 

Imma grab a sub before the game. 👍

I had jersey Mike's the other day for the first time, it was amazing. 

Subway has sucked for a long time but now they're at a new all time low.

Edited September 7, 2023 by redskinss

[dfitzo53]

Subway: Eat "Fresh"

Jersey Mike's: No literally, we have actual quality cold cuts and we cut them fresh right in front of you. 

[The 12th Commandment]

I've driven the thirty miles to the  closest Jersey Mike's several times now.  Have to make it worthwhile so I stop at the big liquor superstore that's right around the corner while I'm there.

[Koolblue13]

If Subway is the bar you measure a hoagie, then I understand why y'all think Jersey Mikes is good.

[dfitzo53]

4 minutes ago, Koolblue13 said:

If Subway is the bar you measure a hoagie, then I understand why y'all think Jersey Mikes is good.

Don't worry, we know you're better than us.

 

🙂

[Koolblue13]

12 minutes ago, dfitzo53 said:

Don't worry, we know you're better than us.

 

🙂

Just my sandwiches.

[The 12th Commandment]

If I lived in the NE I'd be going to local delis and I'm skeptical of anyone who would go to Jersey Mike's in Jersey.  But it's a whole lot better than anything else I could get around me.   Of course, I can make a better sandwich at home. If I can find decent bread which is, sadly, not so easy.

[Metalhead]

[skinsmarydu]

I never said it was "good", but it's decent and a tennis charity plug.  

[China]

2 hours ago, TK said:

 

Hulkamania has hit hard times.

[dfitzo53]

2 minutes ago, China said:

 

Hulkamania has hit hard times.

At the pool last week we saw some old dude who could have legit been a Hulk Hogan impersonator.

 

He had the mustache, the face, he even had the "I used to be buff, but now I'm 70 and I still drink 6 packs" bod.

 

He was constantly applying bronzer to himself and even had an American flag bandana.

 

It was uncanny. One of those times you wonder if you stumbled across a glitch in the matrix.