CNN: This playboy tortoise had so much sex he saved his entire species. Now he's going home

[Cooked Crack]

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A womanizing tortoise whose rampant sex life may have single-handedly saved his entire species from extinction has retired from his playboy lifestyle, returning to the wild with his mission accomplished.

 

Diego's unstoppable libido was credited as a major reason for the survival of his fellow giant tortoises on Espanola, part of the Galapagos Islands, after being shipped over from the San Diego Zoo as part of a breeding program.

 

When he started his campaign of promiscuity, there were just two males and 12 females of his species alive on the island.

 

But the desirable shell-dweller had so much sex he helped boost the population to over 2,000. The Galapagos National Parks service believe the 100-year-old tortoise is the patriarch of around 40% of that population.

 

https://www.cnn.com/2020/01/11/americas/diego-playboy-tortoise-sex-life-galapagos-scli-intl/index.html

 

[bearrock]

OMG @China you have competition!  I was sure you were the OP!

[Dan T.]

6 minutes ago, bearrock said:

OMG @China you have competition!  I was sure you were the OP!

China would have posted it but he was busy having sex with tortoises. 

[PokerPacker]

Just now, Dan T. said:

China would have posted it but he was busy having sex with tortoises. 

Time to bump the sex-with-animals thread, then?

[Destino]

20 minutes ago, bearrock said:

OMG @China you have competition!  I was sure you were the OP!

This isn’t really a China topic.  If some crazy guy had been caught banging tortoises, that would be more his style.  (And I say this with appreciation.)

[China]

Not surprising when you consider tortoises will hump anything...

 

 

 

And if you want animal porn, listen to this...

 

 

[Riggo-toni]

 

[TheGoodBits]

Shoulda named him Squirtle. 

[Sacks 'n' Stuff]

When I was a kid my parents took our family to an aquarium and they had a young dolphin named Squirt. So Squirt starts sexing every thing that moves and my dad goes “Squirt’s getting him some!!” loud enough for our entire group (which is 60% kids) to hear. All the parents and our 19 year-old female tour guide are aghast so of course he then says, “now we know why they named him Squirt”.

[TheGoodBits]

5 hours ago, Sacks 'n' Stuff said:

When I was a kid my parents took our family to an aquarium and they had a young dolphin named Squirt. So Squirt starts sexing every thing that moves and my dad goes “Squirt’s getting him some!!” loud enough for our entire group (which is 60% kids) to hear. All the parents and our 19 year-old female tour guide are aghast so of course he then says, “now we know why they named him Squirt”.

This explains so much about Sacks, the ES personality. 

[Sacks 'n' Stuff]

7 minutes ago, skinsfan_1215 said:

This explains so much about Sacks, the ES personality. 

Yeah... this is the same guy who taught me how to put on a condom by demonstrating on himself 😕