Dan T. Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 It is worth your while to read this Georgia courtroom transcript: https://imgur.com/a/skffp Stick with it past the part where the defendant - a Mr. Allen, charged with murder - wants a new public defender. It turns into a weird mix of Al Pacino's "You're Out of Order!" speech from And Justice for All and a profane Abbot and Costello Who's on First/Yo Mamma mash up. You will be rewarded. It gets good when the defendant claims the public defender told him he would only do a good job if he was allowed to [give oral sex] to the defendant. The judge doesn't believe him, so the defendant tells the judge to... well, let's just pick up the transcript: Allen: Go **** yourself. I'm through here. Are y'all done? Judge: I'm finding you in contempt of court. Allen: I don't care. Judge: I know you don't. And I'm sentencing you to 20 days for that. And if you say anything else, I'm going to add 20 days for everything you say. Allen: **** you. Judge: Forty days. Allen: **** you again. Judge: Sixty. Allen: Go **** yourself. Judge: A year. Allen: Your mamma. Judge: Ten years. Allen: S*** my d***. Judge: You know, this is going to be an interesting trial. Allen: Oh yeah? Judge: Oh yeah. Allen suggests that the only way he will get a fair trial is if the judge s***s his d***, and the judge suggests "I don't think you're going to get a fair trial unless you have every one of the jurors do it." The Socratic dialogue continues. Allen brags about the size of his member and suggests that the judge's small ugly mouth couldn't handle it, because he has "a big old donkey dick." The judge replies: Good. I'm sure the women love it. To which Allen replies that he doesn't **** women, he ****s boys, white boys with big butts. To which the judge replies "Oh, of course. You know, you look like a queer." It gets a bit darker as Allen threatens to murder the judge's whole family with a hammer. This summary doesn't do it justice. Take time to read the transcript. The rapid fire back-and-forth calls out for a Hollywood treatment. Here's defendant Denver Allen: And here's Judge Bryant Durham Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 This is the thread the world has been waiting for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 Page 8 of the transcript is where things go south. First line from that page is, and I quote, "-this guy suck my ****-" end quote. I know I'm supposed to let the filters handle it, but i self-edited. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tshile Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 "I don't think that mouth is big enough, sir. I've got a big old donkey ****." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted June 23, 2016 Author Share Posted June 23, 2016 I forgot about the part where Allen says of his giant donkey d*** that he will jack it right there in the courtroom. The judge says "do it now." Allen says "take the cuffs off." The judge asks "How many hands do you need?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tshile Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 "THE COURT: You know what, you have a constitutional right to be a dumbass" "MR. ALLEN: I don't give a ****. I will murder you, your whole family. your kids. I'm not supposed to be in jail. I was framed. That mother****er asked me to eat his ass for a bag of coffee." my question is, what is everyone else in the court room doing. i'd not be able to control my laughter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted June 23, 2016 Author Share Posted June 23, 2016 The line from the judge "You have a constitutional right to be a dumbass" came shortly after Allen says he'll kill all the judge's children with a hammer. The judge says "I don't have any children." To which Allen replies, "Then I'll kill your grandchildren." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DogofWar1 Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 I feel for that Public Defender. He's probably thinking "I've got 12 other cases in 5 other courtrooms today, and Mr. Won't-Shut-Up-About-His-**** over here is going to make me not have enough time for lunch before prelims in the afternoon." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 Page 16 is really where its at. I would quote it here, but it would just be The court: **** **** ***** in your ****. The dude: **** my **** in your cracker ass ****, ********************** The court: Well, **** you **** and **** and so forth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 Isn't there a code of ethics that the judge still has to conform too? Seems like he would be suspended or censured based on this type of behavior. It also seems like this could have been avoided if the judge ordered the defendant to be further restrained or even escorted back to jail until he learns to keep his mouth shut. Or is that hollywood talking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 Georgia Code of Judicial Conduct https://www.gabar.org/barrules/handbookdetail.cfm?what=rule&id=522 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 I'm still waiting for the part where the Kangaroos show up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted June 23, 2016 Author Share Posted June 23, 2016 I feel for that Public Defender. He's probably thinking "I've got 12 other cases in 5 other courtrooms today, and Mr. Won't-Shut-Up-About-His-**** over here is going to make me not have enough time for lunch before prelims in the afternoon." I know it's not his area of law, but for giggles I picture Predicto sitting at the defense table, furiously rubbing his temples to knead the splitting headache away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Why am I Mr. Pink? Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 ^^ Texas style deposition. The atty is known for being colorful. Highly recommend the 3 min video. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted June 23, 2016 Author Share Posted June 23, 2016 Someone needs to call the Texas Law Hawk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DogofWar1 Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 Someone needs to call the Texas Law Hawk He sounds eerily similar to the Powerthirst guy. Obviously he based his commercial on them, but it's almost too close to not wonder if he's the same guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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