Previews of Coming Attractions: Upcoming New Movies (Thoughts and Info on Movies That Don't Have Their Own Thread Yet).

[AlvinWaltonIsMyBoy]

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[Momma There Goes That Man]

That’s a lot to unpack there. They’re doing multiple movies right? Seems like a lot to shove into one and wrap everything up 

[AlvinWaltonIsMyBoy]

1 minute ago, Momma There Goes That Man said:

That’s a lot to unpack there. They’re doing multiple movies right? Seems like a lot to shove into one and wrap everything up 

Two movies. 

[Momma There Goes That Man]

1 minute ago, AlvinWaltonIsMyBoy said:

Two movies. 

[China]

Dune.  When the original movie came out in 1984, my friend and I went to see it at the Uptown Theater in DC.  We got really high before going in and they gave us handouts with translations (see example below).  One look at that and we began laughing hysterically.  

 

[AlvinWaltonIsMyBoy]

On 9/9/2020 at 1:29 PM, Momma There Goes That Man said:

They’re doing multiple movies right?

I just saw that the second film isn’t greenlit yet. Interesting.

 

Anyway, here’s some movie nerdy stuff.

 

[Momma There Goes That Man]

So basically identical movies 

[AlvinWaltonIsMyBoy]

3 minutes ago, Momma There Goes That Man said:

So basically identical movies 

I’d think of it more as an identical trailer cut. No way they gave Villeneuve a blank check to make a shot for shot remake of an all time turkey. 
 

This will deliver.

[Momma There Goes That Man]

2 hours ago, AlvinWaltonIsMyBoy said:

I’d think of it more as an identical trailer cut. No way they gave Villeneuve a blank check to make a shot for shot remake of an all time turkey. 
 

This will deliver.

I was just kidding. Man special effects and design have come a loonng way 

[AlvinWaltonIsMyBoy]

3 minutes ago, Momma There Goes That Man said:

I was just kidding. 

Sorry bro. I feel like Cooleyfan.

[Momma There Goes That Man]

26 minutes ago, AlvinWaltonIsMyBoy said:

Sorry bro. I feel like Cooleyfan.

“Hey do you mean Cooleyfan1993? Because I checked the user database and there is no “cooleyfan”. I think you must have meant cooleyfan1993. Just wasn’t sure. Unless you didn’t mean that poster. In which case, carry on 😂😂”

 

 

[AlvinWaltonIsMyBoy]

Dune is being pushed back to 2021. But here’s the new Fincher joint to ease the pain.

 

This looks like some amazing trash.

 

[TradeTheBeal!]

Sold!

 

 

[Momma There Goes That Man]

The Batman got pushed back too. That’s ok. I’m fine waiting for these movies. 
 

I can’t tell if I really want to see Fatman or if I hate myself for even thinking about it 

[AlvinWaltonIsMyBoy]

4 minutes ago, Momma There Goes That Man said:

I can’t tell if I really want to see Fatman or if I hate myself for even thinking about it 

We’re gonna see it and we’re gonna like it. I can’t bear this burden all by myself.

[Momma There Goes That Man]

12 minutes ago, AlvinWaltonIsMyBoy said:

We’re gonna see it and we’re gonna like it. I can’t bear this burden all by myself.

 

 

[Metalhead]

https://deadline.com/2020/10/furiosa-mad-max-spinoff-george-miller-anya-taylor-joy-chris-hemsworth-1234596503/

 

Awesome news for Furiosa fans.🤘🤘

 

This is also a good shift for the franchise as the "reluctant hero" and aloofness of Max (such as Hardy's portrayal) can only carry a narrative so far.

Edited October 18, 2020 by Metalhead

[Mr. Sinister]

I gotta watch Fury Road

[Momma There Goes That Man]

It’s incredible. A 2 hour car chase with practical effects that never lets up. it is an awesome spectacle of badassery. It’s porn for your eyeballs.

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Edited October 19, 2020 by Momma There Goes That Man

[China]

Apparently the police in Georgia are smarter than Rudy Giuliani:

 

Borat Fooled Rudy, But Not Two Sharp Cops

 

While gullible dolt Rudolph Giuliani may have fallen victim to Sacha Baron Cohen and his “Borat” troupe, the same cannot be said for a pair of much sharper Georgia cops.

 

Responding in late-January to a 911 “suspicious person” call placed by an anonymous individual, two officers found a beat-up yellow truck with a horse trailer attached parked on Main Street in Lilburn, a city about 25 miles outside Atlanta.

 

Atop the truck cab was a young woman sitting in an infant’s car seat tied down with twine. The truck’s bed held some battered leather luggage, while the trailer was equine-free.

 

Upon approaching the truck, Lilburn Police Department officers Alvey Lamb and Daniel Bride discovered that the driver looked and dressed suspiciously like Kazakhstan’s most notorious fictional documentarian, Borat Sagdiyev. The driver, who claimed to be from Uzbekistan, had a bushy mustache and wore a gray suit. There was no key in the truck’s ignition.

 

 

Click on the link for more

[The Evil Genius]

 

[Momma There Goes That Man]

Posted this in the videogame thread. Don't love it

[TradeTheBeal!]

On 10/18/2020 at 5:28 PM, Mr. Sinister said:

I gotta watch Fury Road

Bro!

[Mr. Sinister]

32 minutes ago, Momma There Goes That Man said:

Posted this in the videogame thread. Don't love it

 

Mark Wahlberg is playing Sully. MARK WAHLBERG 🤦‍♂️

Edited October 22, 2020 by Mr. Sinister

[Momma There Goes That Man]

15 hours ago, Mr. Sinister said:

 

Mark Wahlberg is playing Sully. MARK WAHLBERG 🤦‍♂️

 

Nate: You think this dagger is pointing us to go East on the map?

 

Sully: Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe go **** yourself. Say hi to your mutha for me. 

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Edited October 23, 2020 by Momma There Goes That Man