themurf Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 (photo by Brian Murphy) Ladies and gentlemen, back by popular demand, it’s time for another round of “caption this.” The game is fairly simple, as you hopefully know by now. I supply the photo and you bring the witty reader-submitted captions. You might not win any cool prizes, but you’ll be formally recognized for being better than your peers and will get some love on my blog. Here’s my humble offering for this photo to help get folks started: “After seeing the carnage left in his wake, Kevin Barnes immediately regretted challenging London Fletcher to a dance off.” Think you can do better? Click this link and leave a comment with your best caption. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SC_RedskinsFan Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 All bow to the London Mantis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HailGreen28 Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 Sit down, son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Injury Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 "You forgot one thing Bear... The gravity reversal mechanism! Now, assistant Barnes! Now!" Alternatively... London Fletcher, 36, has found ways of surviving in this league. "Here I just explained to Bear Pascoe what a bear was, and how scary they can really be," explains London. "It was terrifying," Pascoe added. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barefoot Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 Fletch; "Let's dance" (mariachi music starts playing) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbws Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 Wax on, wax off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annonymous Source Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 "You forgot one thing Bear... The gravity reversal mechanism! Now, assistant Barnes! Now!"Alternatively... London Fletcher, 36, has found ways of surviving in this league. "Here I just explained to Bear Pascoe what a bear was, and how scary they can really be," explains London. "It was terrifying," Pascoe added. I love the gravity reversal one because I have a mental image of London Fletcher playing a B Movie Supervillain in which his stated goal is to build a device that is better at tackling than he is...hijinks ensue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonOfWashington Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 http://www.homermcfanboy.com/images/fletcher122211.jpg *after viewing highlights from a recent SF game* Wait, Carlos caught a ball?? -London Fletcher: pissed as hell takes out a Giants player -Perry Riley: falls flat on his face in disbelief -Kevin Barnes: his face says it all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Champskins Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 Barnes: "Damn Riley, stop trying to plank during the game, you look like Albert Haynesworth out here" Fletcher: "Suck it, Pascoe" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticVillain Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 Fletcher: "Suck it, Pascoe" It does look like he is about to do a DX Chop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KDawg Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 Fletcher, left, party boys Pascoe, center. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destructis Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 Pascoe Pwned It's all that needs to be said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Levi Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 That photo kind of sucks - you can't really tell what happened. Not caption worthy imo. But it's hard to photograph a hit isn't it? Do you have any shots of the point of impact? Might be more compelling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KDawg Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 That photo kind of sucks - you can't really tell what happened.Not caption worthy imo. But it's hard to photograph a hit isn't it? Do you have any shots of the point of impact? Might be more compelling. Everyone's a critic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mendes Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 Fletcher + Bear = Hibernation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Champskins Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 Riley: "Hey look, a quarter!" Pascoe: "It's mine" Fletcher: "Oh hell naw! Here comes the 'Bear Claw' Barnes: " It's 'bout to get real" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HailGreen28 Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 Famous narrator Mike Rowe (discovery channel, history channel, ford commercials..): "Another thing Perry Riley's had to learn as a pro football player, is what to do when London Fletcher is about to lay out somebody. Duck and cover." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mendes Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 If a bear sh*** at met life stadium, London Fletcher is there to confirm ,yes it does smell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikie Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 exhibit A in the case of the NFL vs James Harrison Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mendes Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 Indians hunted bears for their meat and fur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RFK Lives Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 "Don't you know who I am? I'm the juggernaut b***ch!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themurf Posted December 22, 2011 Author Share Posted December 22, 2011 Everyone's a critic. Maybe he can practice taking photos of his TV and show us how the pros do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiingspadee Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 “'What? Ridden on a horse?' 'Yes' 'You're using coconuts!' 'What?' 'You've got two empty halves of coconuts and you're banging them together!' 'So?'” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 "Look, the new Leap Pad everyone's trying to get!!! It's MINE!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Best English Skins fan Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 The smell of London not showering for a week is so strong it is literally knocking people to the ground. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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