HogNose Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 :doh: http://blogs.nfl.com/2011/10/14/the-hulkster-has-a-message-for-tebow/ You’re a pretty big deal, Tim Tebow, but — just a question — what you gonna do when the 24-inch pythons run wild on you, brother? Denver’s newly christened starting quarterback received sharply worded advice this week from one of America’s Q-rating gods, Hulk Hogan, on ESPN’s SportsNation. Asked who the bigger motivator was between the two, Hogan — donning Tebow’s Broncos jersey — made it crystal clear: While Tebow might be a popular guy around town — good looks, charming personality — he’s got nothing on wrestling’s mega-icon. “Well, you know, Tim Tebow looks like my shadow at high noon, brother!” Hogan exclaimed. “You know, at the end of the day, my arms are bigger than his legs!” And, as Hogan proceeded to rip the Tebow jersey from his chest — whipping the studio audience into a frenzy — he went on: “… So, at the end of the day, if you want to be the bigger motivator, you’ve gotta have millions and millions of Tebowmaniacs — which you don’t — on your side, and that’s why my millions and millions of Hulkamaniacs — when I start tearing this shirt off and ripping it apart — everybody wants to know, WHAT YOU GONNA DO, TIM TEBOW, WHEN HULKAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU!?” Ah, the simple joys of a Hulk Hogan pep talk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taylor 36 Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 Why is Hulk Hogan still relevant? That should have ended when he lost the title to the Ultimate Warrior during Wrestlemania VI or VII. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitman21ST Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 Since when has a wrestling star had any relevance regarding football? I'm not even sure what Terry was talking about. Was he threatening Tebow? Encouraging him? Motivating him? Oh wait, I know what he was doing. He was trying to remain relevant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HailGreen28 Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terrifNick21 Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 Ok that was pretty pointless and stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevinklein Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 I am confused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 OH YEAH let me tell you brother that when it comes to telling football players how to play football ... brother there's no one better than a steroid freak actor in yellow underpants who pretends to fight other men in underpants to entertain slack jawed yokels. I'm trying to think what a professional wrestler could teach me. I can't think of anything. Maybe one of them could tranlsate that yammering from the Huckster and tell me what any of it means,, because none of it makes a lick of sense. ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueinBuf Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 **** yeah hulkster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HailGreen28 Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 there's no one better than a steroid freak actor in yellow underpants who pretends to fight other men in underpants to entertain slack jawed yokels.(bold mine)Pretends? Shoot boy next crazy thing you'll try tellin us is that them moon landings wuz real..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Sassy Molassy Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 I don't know, it's a sorta goofy way to make a dragged out beat to death story, interesting. C'mon, even reading it, you can imagine the scene just because we all grew up with Hulk Hogan. Seems like just some studio audience gimmick to add some entertainment value for the crowd. Why someone decided it was worth writing about, that's different different question altogether. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skin'Em84 Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 Hell yea, hulkamania's back :-p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueinBuf Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 It's funny because right after seeing this thread I saw something on yahoo about hulk talking about Obama. Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 Ok that was pretty pointless and stupid. Agreed I am confused. Ditto. Still trying to figure it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
757SeanTaylor21 Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 He is kind of promotong his match vs sting at some event lol. Was in a dr. Office watching him talk about his new game and event Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonOfWashington Posted October 17, 2011 Share Posted October 17, 2011 Can Hogan play QB? I bet even he wouldn't throw four interceptions in three quarters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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