Destructis Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 Tomorrow is going to suck because I get up at 5 AM. It will suck less if there is a Skins victory. I feel like one of those nicorette commercials. Stopping smoking sucks, nicorette makes it suck less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blitzpackage Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 Use an "Always Sunny" excuse....a keg exploded and really mashed up your penis. Tell 'em it looks like a chicken pot pie down there now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavyDave Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 I'm getting a Note from Epstein's Mother. That way I can hand myself a "legit" reason for being a tardy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 I'm getting a Note from Epstein's Mother. That way I can hand myself a "legit" reason for being a tardy. Damn, ND, you drew me offsides & got me a false start. I first read that as "I can hand myself a "legit" reason for being a 'tard." :evilg: :pfft: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShredder Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 Excuse #1: "I'm sorry but I'm going to be late to work because O'bama won and he said that things were going to change!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWFLSkins Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 Here are two good ones:1. You: I can not come to work I am sick Boss: Really You dont sound sick You: Well I just ****ed my sister how sick does that sound! 2. You: I cant come to work Im sick Boss: Really whats wrong You: I have anal Glaucoma, and I just cant see my ass coming into work today! In all honesty I would just bang out sick....most employers have no right to ask you why your calling out sick, and if they require a doctors note then run on down to an Urgent care tell them you need a sick note for work pay your co pay and they will hook you up.... Dude that's funny stuff right there. thanks. ---------- Post added September-26th-2011 at 06:16 PM ---------- Dude that's funny stuff right there. thanks. Sorry I can't come to work today I broke my rib laughing so hard at the Cowboys on MNF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destructis Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 I'm getting a Note from Epstein's Mother. That way I can hand myself a "legit" reason for being a tardy. Holy crap you are showing your age on that one. For you youngins, that was a Welcome Back Kotter reference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jlindsey84 Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 im going to be the only one in the office so ill excuse myself without a reason! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Symbol Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 Tell your boss that you're sick, when your boss tells you that you don't sound sick, just tell him that you're making passionate love with your Dallas Cowpies fan of a sister. He won't let you got to work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubanl81 Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 Do we really need an excuse for Dallas week. It should be a well know fact why people are not working tonight or coming in late. Unless its time sensitive material it should be excused. Unless your a Cowboys fan, then you should just get fired for being a dumb ass lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeeb Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 I work 3am to 11:30 so I am essentially pulling an all nighter, tried to get a some sleep during the afternoon and my cunning plan failed. I guess I am just screwed. I am going to be insanely angry if the Skins lay an egg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsfan4128 Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 Say you were abducted by aliens and that Area 51 really is a UFO haven. Or, perhaps, you just might want to say you're sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavyDave Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 Damn, ND, you drew me offsides & got me a false start. I first read that as "I can hand myself a "legit" reason for being a 'tard." :evilg: :pfft: Dude that was uncalled for. No where did my post suggest that I was a cowpoke fan. ---------- Post added September-26th-2011 at 05:53 PM ---------- Holy crap you are showing your age on that one. For you youngins, that was a Welcome Back Kotter reference. Yeah when I was bedridden a few months ago I saw an episode on a cable channel that plays vintage tv shows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 Dude that was uncalled for. No where did my post suggest that I was a cowpoke fan. You're absolutely right. And I had already decided that I would owe you one anyway for being unable to resist going for the cheap laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsfan4128 Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 Use an "Always Sunny" excuse....a keg exploded and really mashed up your penis. Tell 'em it looks like a chicken pot pie down there now. :hysterical: :applause: Just shot beer right out my damned nose reading this! Winner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I GMU PATRIOT I Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 Take off a week before like I did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nwoganja Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 Business before pleasure. There's always mobile TV if you have directv that is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HogNose Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 I'm getting a Note from Epstein's Mother. That way I can hand myself a "legit" reason for being a tardy. Close the thread! :applause: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Passepartout Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 That you went to a wild party last night and that is why, your eyes are red shot or whatever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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