BadKarma Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 Jason LaCanfora did not graduate college although he repeatedly lies about attending and graduating Syracuse University. He is in reality a nerdy man love slave prostituting his way to national attention. Ownership meetings typically take several days and LaCanfora has been know to "make the rounds". His office is located in a dungeon in the Houston mansion of Dallas owner Jerry Jones and although Jones allows him to have access to internet and phone, LaCanfora is rumored to be chained to a desk and restrained with a ball gag in excess of 18 hours a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtyleft Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 smoke screen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 Holy coming out of left field with this article! So with this logic if we see one of our starters out on the field tomorrow we can just go ahead and right them off as not playing opening night, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustAfan47 Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 Where does he get his stuff at???.... :doh: I mean really does he just make this :pooh: up himself or does he have help doing this??.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GibbsFactor Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 Why couldn't JLC have gotten a job with the SF Chronicles or something. **** I hate that he's on the NFL network. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coolio47 Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 It is obvious that Shanahan, Allen, and Haslett went into JLC's dreams, and planted this idea in his head, Inception style, as a way of a smoke screen against Dallas. Either that or JLC's a dumb ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitman21ST Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 It is obvious that Shanahan, Allen, and Haslett went into JLC's dreams, and planted this idea in his head, Inception style, as a way of a smoke screen against Dallas. Either that or JLC's a dumb ****. If they did, there's no way in hell they had to go so many levels down in JLC's dreams... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DGREENHULK Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 Its laughable at the this point...JLC is just the comedy portion of the NFL NETWORK what a clown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HailToTheRedskins14 Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 He actually gets paid for this kinda crap. Where do I go wrong in my life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coolio47 Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 If they did, there's no way in hell they had to go so many levels down in JLC's dreams... LOL, that's true. And Cobb was wrong. The most resilient parasite isn't an idea. It's in fact JLC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dukes and Skins Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 Wow funny stuff there, I highly highly doubt Haynesworth is inactive he may not start but he'll be playing in the game no doubt about that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitman21ST Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 LOL, that's true. And Cobb was wrong. The most resilient parasite isn't an idea. It's in fact JLC. You could say the most resilient parasite is a JLC idea... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santana_89 Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 I watched NFL Total Access 7pm broadcast ,JLC says a member of the coaching staff told him his "insider info" on Haynesworth. I find this hard to believe considering how Shanny is BIG on keeping Redskins business in house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKEWINK44 Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 Not sure if this has been said, but we heard today that LAST WEEK Beck signed an extension, so obviously the release of information coming out of Ashburn is well controlled. So there is two options, (A)Shanahan wanted this to be known or else we wouldn't know it, or ( JLC is full of it. I think it is just to get Haynesworth focused on Dallas. Shanahan is a smart coach and I can't see him actually thinking that sitting Haynesworth in a division best for the team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitman21ST Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 I watched NFL Total Access 7pm broadcast ,JLC says a member of the coaching staff told him his "insider info" on Haynesworth. I find this hard to believe considering how Shanny is BIG on keeping Redskins business in house. The ballboy who Haynesworth didn't high five doesn't count as a member of the coaching staff, JLC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWFLSkins Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 So the Cowboys want to know who is showing up exactly, they don't even know will start for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allskins Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 Well, I see JLC is up to his old tricks. I thought going national would change him, guess not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santana_89 Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 The ballboy who Haynesworth didn't high five doesn't count as a member of the coaching staff, JLC. :ols: I hate that the media (tv and print) are ruuning with this as if it were reported by a reputable reporter. I would love to see JLC exposed to the general public eye for being a talentless noob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scskin Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 JLC= Justifiably Losing Credibility Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichmondRedskin88 Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 But..... But...... But..... But..... Whos gonna sit on Romo sits to pee then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ouvan59 Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 UnWise Mike...is that you? :jerk: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atlass Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 AH may not start but he'll get his reps in game time. Don't be so sure. Just because Al is showing up at practice means he is practicing hard or well. Shanny is all about practice and if Al is being lazy or a malcontent Shanny will continue to make an example out of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bulldog Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 JLC just loves the Haynesworth issue because he can't stand the Redskins and this is his only way of cutting on the team right now. He can't cut on Shanahan or Allen and Snyder has taken himself out of the cross-hairs by remaining in the background. Must be killing this guy. He is a Ravens' fan through and through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
authentic Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 JLC just loves the Haynesworth issue because he can't stand the Redskins and this is his only way of cutting on the team right now. He can't cut on Shanahan or Allen and Snyder has taken himself out of the cross-hairs by remaining in the background.Must be killing this guy. He is a Ravens' fan through and through. yup, he grew up in east baltimore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santana_89 Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 yup, he grew up in east baltimore The final piece of the puzzle;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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