Rhodus333 Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 Ill start with a few of mine from the "state of the franchise" thread back when we first signed him- Danny spending bread On a guy who steps on heads? Hello haiku thread! Amazing how fast He forgets about the past Titans will laugh last. Domination? No- Watch him become fat and slow After all that dough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zzj Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 might want to make this a general redskins haiku thread, or risk a close... so here's both: "Haynesworth" sprint sprint sprint sprint sprint whoah... give me a second here I hope I get cut "Redskins" (uh, i'll come up with something later) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhodus333 Posted July 29, 2010 Author Share Posted July 29, 2010 figured itd be a more creative way for people to vent about al. . . if its a no go no worries Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supreme Wu Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat **** chubby ugly slut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderDOOM Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 look at video fat and slow I don't think slow **** the cowboys though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsCrushCowboys Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 I run so fast I need to ****... coach changes the rules, I threw a fit... Pepto tomorrow to calm my bowels.... try to ignore the fans that howl... its Shannys house, that is now clear.... do what I am told or sit for the year..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scskin Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 Haynesworth lost some weight Has his attitude changed too? The biggest LOSER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farbod21 Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 This thread is why I love ES. Great work guys... Big Al's outta gas Cant play 'til he gets a pass Get up off your ass! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rexx1240 Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 "I will force a trade" "Sh*t my plan seems to have failed" Redskins...Top ranked D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurgundyBlog Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 spent my twenty mil pregnant stripper skipped the pill think i'm feeling ill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocskins Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 Three Hundred yard sprints Uncontrollable bladder Another DAY OFF!!!!!!!!!! (HAHAHAHAHA) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluefood Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 Out of shape douchebag Believes he's bigger than God Hated by D.C. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahbird Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 I like the bacon dew It likes me, rises in the pan crispy or chewy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinnyfan57 Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 I hate his fat ass Sometimes haikus don't make sense Refrigerator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quincy Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 Such a high contract And a huge waste of money Thanks a lot, Snyder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistertim Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 Head is aching ES space wasted Another AH thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 Face down in the turf Or go take a massive **** Either way, need break Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BraveWarrior Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 Shanahan says run Have to do what I am told catch my breath in can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redskins55 Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 spent my twenty milpregnant stripper skipped the pill think i'm feeling ill :point2sky YES.. that was tight.. ok...ok..ok.... mic check "Pull up in the Rolls-Royce lookin so clean...." "Lost 40 lbs, quit eating Crispy Cream" "Can't run a mile, and aint a damn thing funny..." "21 Mill yep still FAT money!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanTaylorthePunterSlayer Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 Coach Shanahan says I'm out of shape but I still think I am oval. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Slamming Butcher Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 Haynesworth, like the chick in the Lane Bryant ad says: SWEET! McRIB IS BACK!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pokerhog Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 Each time I run sprints I need to drop a huge deuce Conditioning stinks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pokerhog Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 Twenty-five yards more Man, my bowels are gurgling Next time I'll poop first! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coach Janky Spanky Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 so much potential still could be a good signing please just sack Romo sits to pee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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