Koolblue13 Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 ES, I could use your help. It's been a great week around here, because my two roommates are both Cowboy fans. The missed kicks by SS were nice and the loss felt good. I would like some of your ideas on good lighthearted pranks to pull on my roommates. I like to leave my Redskin Glasses in the sink, even when they are not dirty, when I know he is going to wash everything. I like to throw my Redskins blanket on his bed, when his girlfriend is coming over. I put his Cowboy hat in my Redskin trashcan and then leave a treasure map, as to where it is. What else do you guys have? Keep it light hearted, because he is a friend and a great roommate. I figure this might be a fun way to get away from all the speculation threads. Have at it ES. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRegime Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 Where his Cowboys hat while you hookup with his girlfriend and have her wearing a Redskins Jersey and take pics! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
traip93 Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 Buy him a Carl Lewis Jersey. I think the Cowboys wasted a draft pick on the Olympian in 1984. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ybnorml Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 Download and change your cell ringtone to the vikings horn....http://crackberry.com/ringtone/by/title/viking_horn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DButz65 Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 Does he have a computer that inst password protected? Make this his wallpaper :hysterical: Set up as tiled Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRobi21 Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 Direct him to this link....http://www.extremeskins.com/showthread.php?t=311934 Jesus. You really are quite proud of yourself with that aren't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted January 20, 2010 Author Share Posted January 20, 2010 Direct him to this link....http://www.extremeskins.com/showthread.php?t=311934 :hysterical: Pretty good, but they do have some hot cheerleaders. Where his Cowboys hat while you hookup with his girlfriend and have her wearing a Redskins Jersey and take pics! This would work, but may be a little over the top. Download and change your cell ringtone to the vikings horn....http://crackberry.com/ringtone/by/title/viking_horn Lots of Eagle and Giant fans around here and they have been coming by doing that a lot. It's great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted January 20, 2010 Author Share Posted January 20, 2010 Does he have a computer that inst password protected? Make this his wallpaper :hysterical: Set up as tiled The name of our wireless connection is Cowturds Suck.:hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo#44 Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 Keep asking him, over and over again "What time do the Cowboys play this weekend?" When he says they aren't playing reply, in utter shock, with something to the effect of "Really?! I thought they were going to the Super Bowl...what happened?! God, that has to be such a disappointment!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#98QBKiller Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mongo2365 Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 Get a big blow up picture of Suisham and tape it over his bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted January 20, 2010 Author Share Posted January 20, 2010 Keep asking him, over and over again "What time do the Cowboys play this weekend?" When he says they aren't playing reply, in utter shock, with something to the effect of "Really?! I thought they were going to the Super Bowl...what happened?! God, that has to be such a disappointment!" He said "They tee off at 9". He's pretty good. :hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sideshow24 Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 Do your best Brooking imitation and get all jacked up to do the simplest things. "We gonna pick up the phone!!! Then we gonna order Chinese!!!" "We gonna take the clothes outta the dryer!!! Then what we gonna do?!! We gonna fold em and put em AWAY!!!" "Look, a spider. I'm gonna stomp it and cut its heart out and step on its throat!!!" He doesn't even have to be in the room, just in earshot. Great way to amuse yourself and irritate him at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo#44 Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 He said "They tee off at 9".He's pretty good. :hysterical: See here is where persistence is important -- ask him what he means. Keep asking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmk588 Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 that's just hilarious lol i love it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 Just go around singing this to him. Ass onna ground. Ass onna ground. Romo sits to pee lookin all stupid with his ass onna ground. Tears inna his eyes. Helmet on sideways. Lookin all stupid with his ass onna ground. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostofSparta Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 Go to the Tailgate. Find a post by mjah, whose sig is a picture of America with the phrase "It's ok. You can be purple now." Take that sig, and do a little photoshop to take out America and put in something Vikings related. Now, turn that into your roommate's new wallpaper over his entire room. Also, if he has any Cowboys jerseys, use paper to change the name to "Favre" and the number to "4" while he's not looking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hp703 Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 I put his Cowboy hat in my Redskin trashcan and then leave a treasure map, as to where it is. You should include little checkpoints where he ends up seeing one of many ways the Cowgirls fail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitman21ST Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 Get a Fathead of Favre, Brees, Sanchez, Manning, and Romo sits to pee, put them up side by side, and sing "One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just doesn't belong" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dadirtbags Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 1) get a cowboys magent and stick it in the bottom of his toilet 2) get a vikings sticker and stick it on bumper of his car (dont tell him about it, try to hide it and hope he drives around with it for a while) 3) get someone (better if it is a girl) to call/phone/prank and ask for him...after they start talking she asks if he is a cowboys fan...she than calls him a loser and hangs up 4) buy 500 purple and gold balloons and blow them up and fill in his bedroom 5)get him trashed, so he passes out...and with a black magic marker...write on his back "I love Brett Favre" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSimports Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 Jesus. You really are quite proud of yourself with that aren't you? I don't know why but your signature it hilarious...nice one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UtahSkinsFanatic Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 Create a big banner which says, "Dallas Cowboys = America's Frauds!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.T.real,lights,out Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 Bonecrusher! What is up with your sig??? hahahahha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff_K Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 start putting post-it notes all over the place .. in the fridge ... medicine cabinet .. shower ... with only 34-3 on them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icbmayday Posted January 20, 2010 Share Posted January 20, 2010 Print out a picture of a dallas star And let out some brown logs on it leave it in his room lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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