skinsfan07 Posted December 16, 2009 Author Share Posted December 16, 2009 LOL, I read some of the thread.post 1187 "No... peeing in bottles is cleaner and more conventient. I've explained this several times: by peing in bottles you a)don't have to go to a flithy public toilet and get backsplash of nasty pee/poo/spit/*** water from the rims/toilet water onto your clothes don't have to step on gross floor that is covered in urine residues." http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191&page=40 what a freak! LOL hahahahaha CLASSIC! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnyderShrugged Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 whoa!!! I didnt see that lil bit of vulgarity. I edited it out of my post (can you please too?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Botched Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Absolutely the funniest thing I've ever read, I laughed until I cried! Thanks for sharing this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoCalSkins Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 It would actually be a good scene in a Something about Mary type of movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toe Jam Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 I thought it was more gross out than funny. But that's probably just me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsfan07 Posted December 16, 2009 Author Share Posted December 16, 2009 I thought it was more gross out than funny. But that's probably just me. It was a bit gross, but still funny as hell. Just reading it and picturing it in a comedic way happening makes it funny to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUforREDSKINS Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Best part: "Should I call her again?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsfan07 Posted December 17, 2009 Author Share Posted December 17, 2009 bumppppppp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GibbsFactor Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 I'm ****ing crying here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveMason Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 I don't believe it for a second...peeing with an erection is uncomfortable, but not impossible. Still, a funny story is a funny story. I love it when he walks out of the bathroom and she is crying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 no way I'm taking some big nasty assed dump in some strangers house. He should've excused himself, said he had to get back to studying and left Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 no way this is true. I can never in a million years imagine a scenario where your date came over to your house and went to the bathroom- and you decided you'd knock on the door and ask them wtf they are doing and why it smells like :pooh: and then barge in. Just wouldn't happen. Ever. You'd sit there quietly in the living room and it would be akward- but no way you barge in to the bathroom to find out what they're doing. (which is what he says she did) This guy is an attention whore of epic proportions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renaissance Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 sounds like the scene from along came polly. and ben stiller ended up getting the girl in that movie, so maybe this guy still has a shot, lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
illone Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Ive dropped plenty of beasters in chicks houses, but I always bring matches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GibbsFactor Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 no way this is true. I can never in a million years imagine a scenario where your date came over to your house and went to the bathroom- and you decided you'd knock on the door and ask them wtf they are doing and why it smells like :pooh: and then barge in.Just wouldn't happen. Ever. You'd sit there quietly in the living room and it would be akward- but no way you barge in to the bathroom to find out what they're doing. (which is what he says she did) This guy is an attention whore of epic proportions. I dunno dude, in there a long time, people that aren't real familiar, shower running... I could see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Unless this dude has a 20 inch wang, its virtually impossible that he couldnt stuff the boner in there and **** at the same time....or, it could be hes just plain stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reic Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 It was alright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUforREDSKINS Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Apparently, this guy is in med school. [x] smart enough to save lives. [ ] smart enough to use toilet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsfan07 Posted December 17, 2009 Author Share Posted December 17, 2009 Unless this dude has a 20 inch wang, its virtually impossible that he couldnt stuff the boner in there and **** at the same time....or, it could be hes just plain stupid. A raging boner would be VERY VERY uncomfortable to try n shove all the way down in the toilet while taking a ****. Maybe he wasn't comfortable and tried to sit up to release some of the pain and thats when he pooped on the back of the seat. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Weirdo Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 The story is funny but the pictures really make it work. MSPaint, ftw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnyderShrugged Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 he needed a poop bottle to go along with his pee bottles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUforREDSKINS Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 I'd give this kid his own book. I've read this story 4 times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Botched Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 I'd give this kid his own book.I've read this story 4 times. I read it a few times too. That picture where he's crying while trying to hold it in makes me lose it every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsfan07 Posted December 17, 2009 Author Share Posted December 17, 2009 I'd give this kid his own book.I've read this story 4 times. haha Its funny every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez3 Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Agree that real or fake, you gotta laugh. Hysterical Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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